Good morning Nairalanders

So I was rushing home from the office one faithfull Friday evening, I was such in a rush that I had to use the uber instead of the normal office bus that normally drop us off at our various bus stop, but I wasn't bordered paying for the uber as it was already 6pm and I had a very important champions league match to watch by 7:45, the taxi guy drove off from our office gate only to stop after some ten minutes after,
he was like Oga no vex abeg my fuel don finish, abi u fit wait make I use gallon from my bout rush go buy fuel.
I was like what da fvck Are U kidding me
great devil u don win last last.
I came down from the cab to flag down another taxi only to see this guy, neatly dressed in a sky blue t-shirt with a well ironed black pants and a versace lather belt Holden tight his sky blue shirt neatly tucked into his pant, looked at his shoes and as a shoe guy, I have good collection of shoes it valued more than 50k, and he was Holden a very big envelope that I assumed contains his vital documents.
He approached me, introduced himself as a petro-chemical graduate from the university of Calaba, that he came all the way from port-harcourt to Abuja for a job interview with one of the oil firms here in Abuja, that unfortunately for him they prosponed the interview till next week, that he couldn't locate his uncle as he lost his Gsm and wallet earlier to pick pocket thieves, that he is stranded and needed a thousand naira to complete his transport back to port harcourt bla bla bla.
At this point he was boring me with his sweet talks as all that was ringing in my head was 7:45 champions league, 7:45 champions league.
But the guy looked responsible and Innocent and as a young dude like my self I decided, to be mr. Nice guy I gave him the 1k and thanked me with tears of relive in his eyes, eya I pitied his situation.
Then on Saturday while coming back from the gym with my guys, I saw this same dude of yesterday on another different location.
Note.
This time with a change of cloth.
standing and talking to some passerby, I was curious and I decided to approach and ask him why he have not gone back to port harcourt. And to know if he finally located his uncle, so I told my Friends the story he told me yesterday and they pitied him and decided to offer him some cash.
so we approached him and he brought out a picture of lady in a hospital with a life threatening injury the spinal cord and claimed that the lady is his wife, that she was admitted yesterday and schedule for operation on Monday but he dosent have the money to finance the operation,
God this dude was crying as he explains. But this time I wasn't buying his lies I confronted him, but he denied ever seeing me before, then I snatched the envelope from his hands and opened it an behold brethren, this dude have about 10 different pictures of accident scene and injured people with a different story, which he use to play his victim card, for sympathy and free cash.
At this point the dude knew his cover has been blown, and he just started running like a mad man to the amazement of passerby and my friends.
I was like what da fvck, so some lazy people can really go this far not to work but make free money?
And since then I stopped giving money to people that ask for aid on the road or even beggars in the street either real or fake. It was funny experience with plenty life lessons.

Cc Lala

Tell us the truth you are the one who was doing the begging and you are using Style to confess right ,?

Lakeside79:
Tell us the truth you are the one who was doing the begging and you are using Style to confess right ,?

My dear, my God can never allow that, this is a real story that happened, I just want others to learn from it and. Be careful of whom u give ya money to.

Nicklaus619:


My dear, my God can never allow that, this is a real story that happened, I just want others to learn from it and. Be careful of whom u give ya money to.

So how long have you been doing this hustle ?

How much do you make daily ?

Is it worth the embarrassing exposure ?

Tell us more bro

Lakeside79:


So how long have you been doing this hustle ?

How much do you make daily ?

Is it worth the embarrassing exposure ?

Tell us more bro

You are obviously a slowpoke pavert. You think every thing is a joke. If u think this is a joke then u must be a fool.

Nicklaus619:



You are obviously a slowpoke pavert. You think every thing is a joke. If u think this is a joke then u must be a fool.

I think the word you are looking for is pervert not pavert

So back to the topic how do you normally choose a mark when you are out begging ?

Do you choose your marks based on their dressing or general look?

What made you choose a career as a corporate beggar ?

Are you a real graduate or is that part of your scheme ?

Lakeside79:


The reason why I am saying all these is because I am a corporate beggar and I take my business real serious

Well good for u

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Good try but you have avoided my question

Look let's sit and talk
You are clearly in dire need of counselling

Lakeside79:


Good try but you have avoided my question

Look let's sit and talk
I am clearly in dire need of counselling

Well thank you, but no thanks I don't counsel mad people like yourself.

Nicklaus619:


Well thank you, but no thanks I don't counsel mad people like yourself.

How does that make you feel? Being discovered publicly as a corporate beggar ? Angry , frustrated or sad?

Please share your feelings we are all intrigued.

Tell me about your childhood, how was it growing up ?

What happy memories can you remember?

What does corporate begging do for you emotionally?

Lakeside79:


I am a frustrated cow and every body hates me advice me before I commit suicide, my father is a beggar and I inherited his begging business, begging is job that I cherish and it's in my bloodline

Dude don't kill ya self, chat me up lemme link u up with something, even if it is cleaning job here is Abuja.

Nicklaus619:


Dude don't kill ya self, chat me up lemme link u up with something, even if it is cleaning job here is Abuja.

Ah I see.more comment editing and quoting

Now this sheds some light

So when you beg do you feel as if it's someone else doing the begging ?

Seems you like to see yourself in third person?

On a normal day after you have begged do you go home and tell stories to you family as if seeing someone else doing the begging ?

I would like your permission to write a paper on you.

Lakeside79:


I use to pick pockets in the garage, because I am a tout, you wouldn't blame me, it's my family that broke me, I was devastated when I came home from my begging business on day to find my father making love to my sister if you are in my shoes what would u have done

It's unfortunate am sorry for your family. I truely am

Nicklaus619:


It's unfortunate am sorry for your family. I truely am

Hmmmm I see

This gets more and more interesting you take time to rewrite my comments to defend your ego

Can I invite you to a clinic for testing ?

Lakeside79:


And again did I tell you my mother is a prostitude? Well what good do you expect from a family like my own ? Leave me please I rather die been a cooperate begger that's what life has for me and I accept my faith just fine

Hmmm truly unfortunate. May I please invite you to our church programs, you really need help and deliverance

Nicklaus619:


Hmmm truly unfortunate. May I please invite you to our church programs, you really need help and deliverance

Mynd44 this user insulted my mother with a very disturbing name I don't think this is justified he has been editing my comments and throwing insukts which I can mamange but to insult.my mother is unacceptable

Mynd44 Seun

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I have no issues with you insulting me personally

But insulting my mother is a line you should never criss but I guess you have no respect for yours or maybe you assault yours well that's up to you. But if you ever insult my mother again I will find you

Lakeside79:


I have no issues with you insulting me personally

But insulting my mother is a line you should never criss but I guess you have no respect for yours or maybe you assault yours well that's up to you. But if you ever insult my mother again I will find you

Taar shut that shit Hole find who, u must be raving mad, I will find you before u do that, clown, you insulted me because ya mother never thought your respect, I guess u took after her. Work on ya attitude freak

Nicklaus619:


Taar shut that shit Hole find who, u must be raving mad, I will find you before u do that, clown, you insulted me because ya mother never thought your respect, I guess u took after her. Work on ya attitude freak

Don't say you weren't warned

Do not say I didn't warn you

I know people like you little boy , you talk and biast loud and untamed

I will tame you but unfortunately you will not like the training

Nicklaus619:


Taar shut that shit Hole find who, u must be raving mad, I will find you before u do that, clown, you insulted me because ya mother never thought your respect, I guess u took after her. Work on ya attitude freak

You were exposed for being a corporate beggar and you took offense it's no one's fault here that you are experiencing unfortunate financial challenges and have to resort to begging

We indeed sympathze but to insult your betters is unacceptable

The OP is a thief a common criminal and a beggar

Exposed !!

Nicklaus619:


Taar shut that shit Hole find who, u must be raving mad, I will find you before u do that, clown, you insulted me because ya mother never thought your respect, I guess u took after her. Work on ya attitude freak

This young man is a fraud he opened the below thread to defraud people of their hard earned money claiming starting mini importation business


After failing at corporate begging he has come here to mislead us

Lakeside79:


This young man is a fraud he opened the below thread to defraud people of their hard earned money claiming starting mini importation business


After failing at corporate begging he has come here to mislead us

Dud you are a pathetic an misinformed back ward monkey, who da hell don't know about mini importation? Of cos pathetic and maopic, shallow minded, wannabe blackmailing homo-erectus like you. Go read some book and be informed. Fool

Lakeside79:



I am a pathetic bastard and corporate begger my mother is a pathetic prostitude

Dude stop being stupid and stop quoting me fool.

Nicklaus619:


Dud you are a pathetic an misinformed back ward monkey, who da hell don't know about mini importation? Of cos pathetic and maopic, shallow minded, wannabe blackmailing homo-erectus like you. Go read some book and be informed. Fool

You are a fraud , and a criminal beggar

Nicklaus619:


Dude stop being stupid and stop quoting me fool.

You are a fraud and a criminal

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Lol

I understand you had a terrible childhood hence your current state

Everyone here sympathizes with you lad

Begging is tough and you have to eat