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Re: Black Maria by Raingirl(f): 9:37pm On May 15, 2018
Hummm.... See suspense Oga larrysun we re waiting 4 uooo
Re: Black Maria by itxbindoskii: 9:41pm On May 15, 2018
waitingwaitingwaiting
Re: Black Maria by haryomikun(m): 11:32pm On May 15, 2018
phemocheee:
Nice update Larry, you dey try no be lie.

However, for someone that has never been behind the wheels before, I would have expected Black to struggle a little bit in the process of stealing the car. At a minimum, the engine should have gone off like 2 to 3 times while trying to switch between the gas pedal and clutch.

quite true...
Re: Black Maria by EkopSparoAyara(m): 1:27am On May 16, 2018
Mr Larrysun must have encountered some unforeseen hitches that prevented a Tuesday update... I know he will make up for this...
I still believe in you bro..
Bravo Larrysun..

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Re: Black Maria by reality17(m): 6:41am On May 16, 2018
Raingirl:
Hummm.... See suspense
Oga larrysun we re waiting 4 uooo

Even alhaja #standwithlarrysun. U are d bomb bro
Re: Black Maria by Kaycee9242(m): 10:43am On May 16, 2018
Larry hope u are OK, u av not disappointed us b4
Re: Black Maria by itxbindoskii: 12:27pm On May 16, 2018
cryjust hope all is well
Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 1:22pm On May 16, 2018
COMPLETE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://okadabooks.com/book/about/black_maria_book_one/20094

larrysundynasty@gmail.com

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 1:23pm On May 16, 2018
The next update shall come up later today.

LSD

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Re: Black Maria by Fernandowski(m): 1:59pm On May 16, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall come up later today.

LSD
had to stop playing my ps3 to check if u have updated and I'm so happy u did



Waiting bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Black Maria by jayman00004(m): 2:12pm On May 16, 2018
good job man
Re: Black Maria by Celsony: 3:06pm On May 16, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall come up later today.

LSD

Nice uppdate sir, its getting interesting with every update. God continue to never let ur river run dry
Re: Black Maria by Celsony: 3:07pm On May 16, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall come up later today.

LSD

Nice uppdate sir, its getting interesting with every update. God continue to never let ur river run dry
Re: Black Maria by Madera001(m): 3:51pm On May 16, 2018
THE CHRONICLES OF TAOFIK SHAKITIBOBO -


THE MIRACLE MISTRESS
So jejely I’m just sitting at Iya Bode’s bar sipping my beer. I kuku don’t have any runs for this weekend. Bimpe had told me earlier today that her dog was not feeling fine and she would be taking her to the vet this weekend. But that Bimpe girl sha! With her sexy figure 8! After all these years of secret office dating with nothing to show for it (No kissing, No Hugging), I finally managed to convince her to spend the weekend at my place this weekend but that’s when her yeye dog knows she is going to be sick (that's her excuse). Kunle my roommate thinks she is playing me but i disagree, that girl loves me too much and i don't want anything bad to happen to her dog because of me. The yeye Kunle must be feeling like one winner now that he has the main room to himself after we had argued for almost like forever about whose turn it is to use the main room this weekend. The thought of going to Lucky our usual ashawo joint crossed my mind but the way I was beginning to have feelings for that Belinda girl is getting me scared. I mean how can a whole me Taofik shakitibobo himself be having feelings for a call girl? L’aye! Kole wek! So that brings me to why I settled for Iya Bode’s place. At least after my regular 2 bottles of beer and maybe one or two plates of pepper soup (depending on how the night goes) I will go and sleep in peace on the couch in the other room.

I was thinking of how boring this weekend is going to be and how to face Kunle when I get home, I’m sure he will definitely want to rob it in (I too make mouth about my Bimpe runs). I was so caught up in my thought I didn’t notice a lady collapsing into the chair beside me. ‘What are you drinking?’ her voice brought me out of my thought. ‘Sorry, you said’ I replied. She then looked at me more closely the way a medical doctor would his patient ‘good evening, is everything ok? You don’t seem to be here at all’ she quizzed, I’m like ‘I’m ok jare, just a little tired after the day’s work, at least thank God today is Friday, I’ll have enough time to rest’, she smiled and said ‘eeya sorry, so what’s the name of your drink, your bottle has no label’. That’s true my bottles usually has no label, I peel them off almost immediately after opening the crown cock on it, meanwhile in my mind I’m like who is this JJC girl at a bar all by herself asking me for the name of my drink, she wan pay for me? ‘Eagle….that’s the name of my drink’ I tried to pay more attention to her face, I mean, if I’m going to be chatting with a stranger- a girl for that matter- I should at least know what she looks like. She looks like an omo butter kind of girl but damn, this babe fine sha! Dark skinned, plumb body, not plumb like fat oo, like Omotola Jolade kind of plumb, big Ghana weaving hair style, her age should be between 23 and 25 and to make matter worse she even has a dimple to match her flawless dentition, omo-boy gass try his luck on this one.



PLEASE READ THE COMPLETE STORY HERE --------> https://www.nairaland.com/4490126/chronicles-taofik-shakitibobo-miracle-mistress

Re: Black Maria by lumzybo: 5:12pm On May 16, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall come up later today.

LSD
I am glad there is gonna be part two . Cos this episode is as short as shortie. Thanks man.
Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 8:11pm On May 16, 2018
COMPLETE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://okadabooks.com/book/about/black_maria_book_one/20094

larrysundynasty@gmail.com

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 8:12pm On May 16, 2018
The next update shall come up later today. Thanks.

LSD

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Re: Black Maria by Born2Breed(f): 8:39pm On May 16, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall come up later today. Thanks.

LSD

Thanks great writer. I'm really enjoying this....can't wait for Mr.Salami to kiss the dust.
Re: Black Maria by Fazemood(m): 8:42pm On May 16, 2018
First, I must comment that saying a girl could sleep with anything even a electric pole is freakishly funny, I couldn't help but laugh my guts away.


As for alhaji Salami, he is really digging his grave 10ft with his greed. Black is smart and intelligent. Just let the mad dog strangle itself with its leash, no need beating it to death.

Larrysun, I salute you again as I await the next update. Sir.
Re: Black Maria by ayayamedia(m): 9:01pm On May 16, 2018
Fazemood:
First, I must comment that saying a girl could sleep with anything even a electric pole is freakishly funny, I couldn't help but laugh my guts away.


As for alhaji Salami, he is really digging his grave 10ft with his greed. Black is smart and intelligent. Just let the mad dog strangle itself with its leash, no need beating it to death.

Larrysun, I salute you again as I await the next update. Sir.
10ft is too small for the kind of person Alhaji Salami is
Re: Black Maria by ayayamedia(m): 9:01pm On May 16, 2018
Now is the main action of the story. Thumbs up OP
Re: Black Maria by omobs(m): 9:10pm On May 16, 2018
I love Peter, no homo
Re: Black Maria by Nickymezor(f): 9:13pm On May 16, 2018
Thanks for the update Oga Larry...
Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:29pm On May 16, 2018
COMPLETE BOOK NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://okadabooks.com/book/about/black_maria_book_one/20094

larrysundynasty@gmail.com

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:31pm On May 16, 2018
The next update shall be posted on Saturday 19th May. Thanks for following. God bless you all.

I apologise for not posting yesterday. I hope I have been able to make it up to you today.

Cheers,

LSD

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:35pm On May 16, 2018
TheBlessedMAN:
i'm not suprised atall. I already knw u no go gree say u be boss. Not even a thousand Ak-47 guns pointed at ur geniustic skull can ever make u return 5naira Cowbell back to the market.
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Let me tell u why you wil always remain a boss. There was a day I was trying so hard to give u a call, but I wasn't able to. I checked my balance and I still had plenty of it. Even enough to give Shekau a sermonic call. Then I tried again but it wasn't going through. Still the same Error In Connection response. I got tired and stressed that I had to call the Mtn voicemail and it was there that I was told the reason why my call wasn't going through.
They said I must first go back to secondary school and sit for Waec and have an excellent result before I can even think of flashing you talkless of calling. And to call? I must get atleast a Bsc degree.

Now tell me, how you are still not the boss?.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool You can exaggerate. Surely, this is part of what makes you a great story-teller. You're too much, sir.

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:37pm On May 16, 2018
sheba222:
tanks for d update boss,I like dey way u update ur fans, u don't keep us waiting n waiting.
I apologise for not updating yesterday.

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:38pm On May 16, 2018
TheNathan:
cheesy cheesy sorry for the tenant .......lol......his hard earned salary
Greedy people usually end up losing too much.
Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:38pm On May 16, 2018
Joizy:
....he was suddenly taken aback by the person standing........
me i fear o,I thought it was basket
Lol! It was the chief, fortunately.

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:39pm On May 16, 2018
nkemdave:


Why will a young man desperate for revenge suddenly freak out in front of his sworn enemy

Hope it's not what I'm thinking.......Please dont tell me its Basky grin

I maybe wrong. Larry has the answer to this.

Well done Mr. Larry wink
He didn't expect to see him appear so suddenly.

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:41pm On May 16, 2018
YeSJacky:
Erm! Waiter!

Give everybody beer!

We must drink until we hear the end of the matter!

Secretary! Read the next agendum. We are on matters arising.

Larrysun is the bomb, go and tell Buhari.

Larry Driver! Larry Driver will you take us for a ride?

Ride on man! I've fastened my shit belt. Lols. Dont mind me, you are good and I concur.
Lol! You remind me of TheBlessedman.

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Re: Black Maria by LarrySun(m): 9:41pm On May 16, 2018
Whyke141:
Sometimes the male child becomes too broken that his lips fails to gesture to life again, his face becomes an apartment that houses death; stiffening his feet from leaving their place... Sometimes the male child is forced to keep quiet & face the travails of life all alone - silently. Why?

From birth has the male child being left all to himself in this part of the world we find ourselves in - Africa, and this has deeply eaten into our roots, sprouting termites in our society... What can be done.

This is Sanusi Emmanuel telling a tale of doom prior to his life as a boy child gradually developing into adulthood... This is no fiction.

This is a poem to reckon with and dance slowly to the tune it plays into our ears, making us leap back into the right lane of child caring.

Read poem via>>>
http://www.whykeanthology.com/2018/05/broken.html

The male child should be acknowledged as well, for the pain he bears from within unspoken can't me measured. This poem is broken just as the writer is...

Enjoy!
You're trolling my thread, sir. angry

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