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If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by avosoft: 10:40pm On May 22, 2018 |
Hey, If women were programing languages, imagine what would happen. Loops would never end, because the conditions would keep changing Example
Methods would give different answers based on the mood of the interpreter.
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Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by CodeTemplar: 8:26pm On May 23, 2018 |
Java will be a well built, light skinned woman who can multitask - do many things. secure the home - security. make good decisions - control logic. socialize well - web services work any where - multiplatform 2 Likes |
Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by orimion(m): 1:01am On May 24, 2018 |
CodeTemplar:But you have to talk talk talk to get her to do anything (too verbose) |
Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by CodeTemplar: 5:10am On May 24, 2018 |
orimion:No. The verbosity of java mean you can give instructions to the finest detail. it means the language has broken down most task to almost machine level. Verbosity of Java means the language can eliminate ambiguity, it is an advantage. |
Re: If Women Were Programing Languages,, (laugh Time) ;D by avosoft: 12:22pm On May 29, 2018 |
If women were Java Language, you will have to always make her start preparing hours ahead before any event |
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