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What would you rather do, when a girlfriend of barely three months slaps you because of a TV remote?.


I feel the urge to design her face with just a single punch, but I had rather take a walk or drive away.


What would you do to in such situation?

Thot yo baby mama was bad? Stick with this "perfect" one..

SoapQueen:
Thot yo baby mama was bad? Stick with this "perfect" one..

Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.

What did you do before the slap? What type of slap was it, 'local call' or "+44"? Was it 'intentional' slap or "impulsive" slap?

[quotre author=OfficialDad post=67963483]

Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.[/quote]@OfficialDad, repent ooo. Chai!

You too like woman.

soberdrunk:
What did you do before the slap? What type of slap was it, 'local call' or "+44"? Was it 'intentional' slap or "impulsive" slap?

I think the slap Yoruba call "igbati" or "ifoti"

OfficialDad:
Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.

I'd greet you with a frying pan

A slap is silly, apparently naija men would prefer a baseball bat to a slap... So, next time you snatch the remote control, look over your shoulder so you can see it(the frying pan) coming

you really deserve it.

Official.dad can not do without lies

issoraite

OfficialDad:
What would you rather do, when a girlfriend of barely three months slaps you because of a TV remote?.


I feel the urge to design her face with just a single punch, but I had rather take a walk or drive away.


What would you do to in such situation?

Baba you too lie i swear

no be now u open thread say your baby mama want force marriage for ur head, when u re not prepared.



Now girlfriend don land you slapp because of television remote


small time now another version of lie go commot.

soberdrunk:
What did you do before the slap? What type of slap was it, 'local call' or "+44"? Was it 'intentional' slap or "impulsive" slap?

I did nothing to her. Just a little issue about a girl who called my phone, and that was it brow. Girls are very silly most times, but you can't help but pet them

SoapQueen:
[quotre author=OfficialDad post=67963483]

Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.

@OfficialDad, repent ooo. Chai!

You too like woman.

Would u rather prefer I like man?. You're beautiful as hell, no pretending

Anigreat:


Baba you too lie i swear

no be now u open thread say your baby mama want force marriage for ur head, when u re not prepared.



Now girlfriend don land you slapp because of television remote


small time now another version of lie go commot.

I don't live a boring life

highqueen:
you really deserve it.

Why . please don't judge me too quickly. The lady is my cousin

Let it go, girls are the weaker sex, give her the silence treatment

OfficialDad:
What would you rather do, when a girlfriend of barely three months slaps you because of a TV remote?.


I feel the urge to design her face with just a single punch, but I had rather take a walk or drive away.


What would you do to in such situation?

LivingFree:
I'd greet you with a frying pan

A slap is silly, apparently naija men would prefer a baseball bat to a slap... So, next time you snatch the remote control, look over your shoulder so you can see it(the frying pan) coming

Damn, I love nasty girls like u. What your number real quick

OfficialDad:
What would you rather do, when a girlfriend of barely three months slaps you because of a TV remote?.


I feel the urge to design her face with just a single punch, but I had rather take a walk or drive away.


What would you do to in such situation?

I hope it was romantic slap. Also u should never hit a woman. Worst u could do is hold her down like a kid and spank her butt or give her wicked harsh sex.

DonPiiko:
Let it go, girls are the weaker sex, give her the silence treatment

I understand brow, but i can't really understand how a 25yrs old girl would really do that to me

OfficialDad:
Let me come up on you real quick. Let's roll in your DM . your DP looking too fine as hell.

u want baby number 10 abi
she is taken biko .. free her for guys wet serious

You heard that statement "be a man" before?. It means that you are expected to be strong-willed and different, just let it slide, be the bigger person.

OfficialDad:
I understand brow, but i can't really understand how a 25yrs old girl would really do that to me

gonkin:
I hope it was romantic slap. Also u should never hit a woman. Worst u could do is hold her down like a kid and spank her butt or give her wicked harsh sex.

I wish the slap was romantic though. It was a bit painful. I ain't hitting her back, she's a baby to me. I would just compliment her later at night, I know she would make the initiative first.

DonPiiko:
Let it go, girls are the weaker sex, give her the silence treatment

who told u we are weak u haven't met a crazy lady abi ...

Lalas247:
u want baby number 10 abi
she is taken biko .. free her for guys wet serious

Yoooo, my plumpy baby, gifted like gold, what's up with you?, so long babybay

OfficialDad:
Yoooo, my plumpy baby, gifted like gold, what's up with you?, so long babybay

how many baybay's do u have lol how u dey dea
I'm just passing through o ... ride on

DonPiiko:
You heard that statement "be a man" before?. It means that you are expected to be strong-willed and different, just let it slide, be the bigger person.

Yeah!, brow , I heard that many times. I would just let it slide and rather slide my candy in her. We would make up later.

What's up with ya brow

Lool a physically strong woman is rare to come across, if a girl loves you a lot, trust me she will fear you and the consequences of her action. There's no girl in this life or the next that can slap me, because I am very calm and respectful. Once a chic isn't into me I bounce before she disrespects me.

Lalas247:
who told u we are weak u haven't met a crazy lady abi ...

Good beat her up with love instead , it's a public holiday tomorrow, I have a date with a tattooed chic like Lalas, that's what's up may step out for a drink today

OfficialDad:
Yeah!, brow , I heard that many times. I would just let it slide and rather slide my candy in her. We would make up later.

What's up with ya brow

Lalas247:
u want baby number 10 abi she is taken biko .. free her for guys wet serious

Thank you, sugar!
I hope you had a great day!

Won't slap her back but definitely will show her to the door. I abhor mannerless ladies.

OfficialDad:
Would u rather prefer I like man?. You're beautiful as hell, no pretending

Lol. Thank you, your bae@Lalas247 is here..

SoapQueen:
Lol. Thank you, your bae@Lalas247 is here..

I'm.his special.adviser