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University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by opera1(m): 10:06pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Report has it that UNESCO has given the University of Zambia $340,000 to develop a Degree Programme to safeguard Intangible Heritage with the first intake comprising of 20 students. Zambian Watchdog reports that Intangible Heritage comprises of practices such as Witchcraft, social practices such as expression through music, Knowledge, skills-as well as the instruments, objects, artifacts and rituals, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO has explained. According to Dr. Charles Ndakala, the Zambia National Commission for UNESCO Secretary General, despite efforts in safeguarding cultural heritage, there are cases of destruction of priceless culture heritage in certain countries which threatens traditions and customs. When Minister of Higher Education, Nkandu Luo announced that the University of Zambia will commission studies in witchcraft, this was dismissed as fake news. Now UNESCO has confirmed the witchcraft course. SOURCE 8 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by mxpinky: 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
end time indeed 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 11:09pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria It will be like: what course are you studying? Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project... Hmmmm! Interestin' What's ur Project Topic? Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth. Wow, that's a nice Topic Thanks Do you intend to further? Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft Ans: ya ya, yes of course... Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company. Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin' After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven! Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!! 175 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 12:15am On Jun 12, 2018 |
saintkeppy:. 8 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 12:20am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Nigeria to join soon. I expect one of the states in Southern Nigeria to embrace it wholeheartedly since they practice it from immemorial. The issue of village people will be put to rest 9 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Benblaq(m): 6:22am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Oh Mother Africa!
See what has become of your children. How will witchcraftcy benefit the world? 5 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by naijacentric(m): 7:48am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Benblaq:where did u think technology came from? Its magic na 18 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by RemedyLab: 8:45am On Jun 12, 2018 |
another 1 from Africa 1 Like |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Abbeyme: 9:59am On Jun 12, 2018 |
White witches or black witches. Except Ozokwor and Orisabunmi would hold some be lecturers. I trust their expertise. Dem dey sell handouts? We will develop our own Harry Potter from the Zambia. Zambezzi 4 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Witch that cannot predict five straight draws. Is that one a witch 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by pocohantas(f): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018 |
How can I enrol? 3 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by buskie13(m): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018 |
my Edo people, over to you Africa I have no word for you 2 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by ShitHead(m): 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Uniben should adopt their curriculum. We have a good witch, Kemi Olunloyo, to serve as the Head of the Department. 1 Like |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Opinionated: 10:00am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by BCISLTD: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018 |
saintkeppy: see pure talent. .in comedy 12 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Onyinye15(f): 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018 |
It has finally happen My people from the " Flying" state can Now travel for upgrade 3 Likes |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Jisos jisos |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by MANNABBQGRILLS: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018 |
ZAMBIA has taken over!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by adegeye38(m): 10:01am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Occlumency Defence against the dark arts Unforgivable curses Potions 4 Likes
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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Jaytecq(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
This is what you get when you are Idle. |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by obajoey(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
going back to the stone age. These guys don't mean well for Africa. |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by humbleofficer(f): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
''Now UNESCO has confirmed the witchcraft course'' So all the other courses in the school curriculum, students are through with them? ok oh. una weldone. |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by id911(m): 10:02am On Jun 12, 2018 |
pocohantas:One spotted... |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by LieDetector(m): 10:03am On Jun 12, 2018 |
I would only enroll if they would employ professor Dumbledor and Severusnape as lecturers 1 Like |
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by charliejose: 10:03am On Jun 12, 2018 |
my own problem is where are they going to work after graduation? 5 Likes |
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