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abeg reach bank I take God beg you

Errrmmm...I'm actually interested in helping you. But the thing is this, since I'm the one with the money, i should be setting the terms. no be so?....so this is my offer, I'll give you 400k infact I can jack it up to 600k but that your sister that can cook well will be the collateral.... ....

She'll be staying with me, giving me both physical and Spiritual food till you're able to pay back.......

As you can see I'm not stating when you should return the money, yea I'm that nice....you can use as long as you want, but your sister will remain with me for as long as my money is with you. ......chaii, pple always tell me that I'm too nice, I think its true..now I know


just PM me when you're ready....as for me, I was born ready.

Intrepid01:
Errrmmm...I'm actually interested in helping you. But the thing is this, since I'm the one with the money, i should be setting the terms. no be so?....so this is my offer, I'll give you 400k infact I can jack it up to 600k but that your sister that can cook well will be the collateral.... ....

She'll be staying with me, giving me both physical and Spiritual food till you're able to pay back.......

As you can see I'm not stating when you should return the money, yea I'm that nice....you can use as long as you want, but your sister will remain with me for as long as my money is with you. ......chaii, pple always tell me that I'm too nice, I think its true..now I know


just PM me when you're ready....as for me, I was born ready.

i don't blame you. I blame the leaders. you think everything is a joke?
if you want to help, Pls help than to behave like a kid cos your joke is so dry and annoying.

And if eventually you did not pay back the loan, then I will slice the certificates as vegetables and arrange beta egusi soup with it abi?

this is so sad. the government isn't encouraging education at all.

EZENDDIGBO:
i don't blame you. I blame the leaders. you think everything is a joke?
if you want to help, Pls help than to behave like a kid cos your joke is so dry and annoying.

My brother na so you dey vex?....I was just kidding joor....God will bless your hustle

Intrepid01:
My brother na so you dey vex?....I was just kidding joor....God will bless your hustle

Does the Op look like someone kidding? I pray someone we get your hopes up and end up telling you #JustKidding

I wish you the best bro.... Some pole have more than thatbut don't knw watto do with it

lovat:
Does the Op look like someone kidding? I pray someone we get your hopes up and end up telling you #JustKidding

and here comes those people that cries more than the bereaved...may it be on to you as you have stayed up there...foolish people with foolish prayers

You seem serious unlike some ... You can get the whole money or part without collateral or interest. Download Instagram and register if you not on already on, search for kokufoundation he can assist you but you would have to prove your authenticity and also visit his office in Ogba for a Photoshoot that would be posted online for record purpose.

kennykg:
You seem serious unlike some ... You can get the whole money or part without collateral or interest. Download Instagram and register if you not on already on, search for kokufoundation he can assist you but you would have to prove your authenticity and also visit his office in Ogba for a Photoshoot that would be posted online for record purpose.

have you been a beneficiary of this foundation before?

Thank you all for your input. Its well..

Nyerhovwo101:
have you been a beneficiary of this foundation before?

No am not in need

ceejay1759:
Dear Nairalanders,
I believe a good kind hearted human is reading this. I have worked hard tirelessly since i finished my nysc to secure good paying jobs for the past 3years,but all to no avail. There are only but peanut jobs in which fetches nothing but transportation to work and feeding at least 2 square meals. I have a bSc in physics (2.2) but it seems like the cert isnt enough. And i will be clocking 30 years next year of which i will have slim chances of applying for jobs again. The country has frustrated me so much that most times i feel like taking my own life. It would have been easy if my parents were alive,but No! the wicked hands of death took them away from me,leaving me with younger ones to take care of. Please i beg of good citizens to help me with a job or lend me 400k to set up a mini eatery/bar business to run it with my sister who cooks well, in exchange with my certificates as collateral in which i would pay back in 10-12 months with interest,so i wont die of depression. I believe a kind hearted individual will help me. I currently reside in Aba,and ready to sign any papers needed,if need be. God bless u as u read. Thanks

pls go to bank of industries there is a scheme for graduate That can access up to 1000000 with your nysc certiface

Intrepid01:
Errrmmm...I'm actually interested in helping you. But the thing is this, since I'm the one with the money, i should be setting the terms. no be so?....so this is my offer, I'll give you 400k infact I can jack it up to 600k but that your sister that can cook well will be the collateral.... ....

She'll be staying with me, giving me both physical and Spiritual food till you're able to pay back.......

As you can see I'm not stating when you should return the money, yea I'm that nice....you can use as long as you want, but your sister will remain with me for as long as my money is with you. ......chaii, pple always tell me that I'm too nice, I think its true..now I know


just PM me when you're ready....as for me, I was born ready.

The guy is seriously in need of help and you are joking with the matter

Intrepid01:
Errrmmm...I'm actually interested in helping you. But the thing is this, since I'm the one with the money, i should be setting the terms. no be so?....so this is my offer, I'll give you 400k infact I can jack it up to 600k but that your sister that can cook well will be the collateral.... ....

She'll be staying with me, giving me both physical and Spiritual food till you're able to pay back.......

As you can see I'm not stating when you should return the money, yea I'm that nice....you can use as long as you want, but your sister will remain with me for as long as my money is with you. ......chaii, pple always tell me that I'm too nice, I think its true..now I know


just PM me when you're ready....as for me, I was born ready.

Bros, wetin be dix? Diz na d highest level of stupidity. Why re u always taking serious things 4 granted. D dude is voicing out something that is paining him and something of importance but u're exhibiting childish behavior on the matter. If u cant help or advice him, jst shut d fork up or better don't read atall. Remember, u can also be in his shoes. Make we dey reason like humans na.

sagio09:
Bros, wetin be dix? Diz na d highest level of stupidity. Why re u always taking serious things 4 granted. D dude is voicing out something that is paining him and something of importance but u're exhibiting childish behavior on the matter. If u cant help or advice him, jst shut d fork up or better don't read atall. Remember, u can also be in his shoes. Make we dey reason like humans na.

The stupid person here is you. I made that joke to cool the guy down and he got the joke and acknowledged it. But here you are crying more than the bereaved....is it your serious something? is it your joke? Don't you think carrying another person's matter for head makes you look foolish? Oya run go play.......ode

ceejay1759:
Dear Nairalanders,
I believe a good kind hearted human is reading this. I have worked hard tirelessly since i finished my nysc to secure good paying jobs for the past 3years,but all to no avail. There are only but peanut jobs in which fetches nothing but transportation to work and feeding at least 2 square meals. I have a bSc in physics (2.2) but it seems like the cert isnt enough. And i will be clocking 30 years next year of which i will have slim chances of applying for jobs again. The country has frustrated me so much that most times i feel like taking my own life. It would have been easy if my parents were alive,but No! the wicked hands of death took them away from me,leaving me with younger ones to take care of. Please i beg of good citizens to help me with a job or lend me 400k to set up a mini eatery/bar business to run it with my sister who cooks well, in exchange with my certificates as collateral in which i would pay back in 10-12 months with interest,so i wont die of depression. I believe a kind hearted individual will help me. I currently reside in Aba,and ready to sign any papers needed,if need be. God bless u as u read. Thanks

Please dont take your life,first step join smartbcamp on facebook first when you join we will talk later

iAudio:
And if eventually you did not pay back the loan, then I will slice the certificates as vegetables and arrange beta egusi soup with it abi?

LOL

laytoshtwo:
Please dont take your life,first step join smartbcamp on facebook first when you join we will talk later

I have sent a request

Intrepid01:
The stupid person here is you. I made that joke to cool the guy down and he got the joke and acknowledged it. But here you are crying more than the bereaved....is it your serious something? is it your joke? Don't you think carrying another person's matter for head makes you look foolish? Oya run go play.......ode

that was a joke gone too far

God help you bro

ceejay1759:
Dear Nairalanders,
I believe a good kind hearted human is reading this. I have worked hard tirelessly since i finished my nysc to secure good paying jobs for the past 3years,but all to no avail. There are only but peanut jobs in which fetches nothing but transportation to work and feeding at least 2 square meals. I have a bSc in physics (2.2) but it seems like the cert isnt enough. And i will be clocking 30 years next year of which i will have slim chances of applying for jobs again. The country has frustrated me so much that most times i feel like taking my own life. It would have been easy if my parents were alive,but No! the wicked hands of death took them away from me,leaving me with younger ones to take care of. Please i beg of good citizens to help me with a job or lend me 400k to set up a mini eatery/bar business to run it with my sister who cooks well, in exchange with my certificates as collateral in which i would pay back in 10-12 months with interest,so i wont die of depression. I believe a kind hearted individual will help me. I currently reside in Aba,and ready to sign any papers needed,if need be. God bless u as u read. Thanks

#400k is to small to start business these days and don't make a promise u won't fulfil as you will pay back in the next 10 or 12 months is to slim. talking from experience, u will rent a space, local grvt levels, cooking materials and stuffs like that and co and you cant even get customer in the next few months but my advice for you now is to be gathering some money for urself and later open the eatry store even if it takes u like 10 to 15years. rule 001 to avoid depression or collapse of business they don't borrow money to start bizz, start from scratch I mean with little u can afford later when u want to upgrade that's when u cab borrow money. my opinion thou

damtan:
God help you bro

Amen.... Thanks

adetoroamos:
#400k is to small to start business these days and don't make a promise u won't fulfil as you will pay back in the next 10 or 12 months is to slim. talking from experience, u will rent a space, local grvt levels, cooking materials and stuffs like that and co and you cant even get customer in the next few months but my advice for you now is to be gathering some money for urself and later open the eatry store even if it takes u like 10 to 15years. rule 001 to avoid depression or collapse of business they don't borrow money to start bizz, start from scratch I mean with little u can afford later when u want to upgrade that's when u cab borrow money. my opinion thou

Its quite enough for the location where i intend to start.,cos its on a low scale,and its a busy commercial/residential area where stores arent expensive. I have the business plan already,its just funds thats pulling me back,but its well. Thanks for your input...

ceejay1759:
Its quite enough for the location where i intend to start.,cos its on a low scale,and its a busy commercial/residential area where stores arent expensive. I have the business plan already,its just funds thats pulling me back,but its well. Thanks for your input...

then chill and gather the money, they don't just borrow money to start bizz like that

Intrepid01:
The stupid person here is you. I made that joke to cool the guy down and he got the joke and acknowledged it. But here you are crying more than the bereaved....is it your serious something? is it your joke? Don't you think carrying another person's matter for head makes you look foolish? Oya run go play.......ode

Mtswwww... Childish!! I didn't even know i quoted an ignorant child... Spits!!

sagio09:
Mtswwww... Childish!! I didn't even know i quoted an ignorant child... Spits!!

Its well bro. Most times, its just best to ignore.

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Theraja911:
Hi am touched kindly reach me on-07030268004.

certainly got some beautiful heart here