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10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by AnonymousIP: 5:22pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
@APROKOGIRL The 2018 World Cup is finally here. During this time, all men need to set some ground rules that will ensure peaceful coexistence with their women. So I Prophet Philip went to Mount Sinai and acquired some commandments that wives and girlfriends ought to adhere to.. 1. Thou shall not pass in front of the TV during a match. This is a capital offence that is punishable by getting shouted at like you are a nobody. If you have to pass, please crawl on the floor or fly like Superman. Thank you. 2. Thou shall not touch the remote control unless you have been given the clearance to do so. 3. Thou shall avoid the following words if your man’s team loses, It’s only a game!!! They’ll win next time!!! 4. Thou shall not say any player is hot….especially this guy below. To you, there’s supposed to be only one hot man in the world and that’s the man watching TV. Your man. 5. Thou shall not ask silly questions such as “Is this Arsenal vs Brazil?” 6. Thou should inform thy friends not to wed or give birth during the World Cup weeks because….. a) we will not attend…..b) we will not attend c) we will not attend …. d) all of the above. 7. Thou shall remain silent during all games unless you are asking “Do you want me serve you supper now my love?” 8. Thou shall support the team your man supports by default. 9. Thou shall not complain if the quantity of lovemaking reduces. It is only a temporary outage. Services shall resume back to normal after July 15th. 10. Thou shall not break any of the above commandments and if you do, the results are; 1st disobedience; receive a warning 2nd disobedience; Be told to get out of the room 3rd disobedience; Break up or divorce Jointly signed, Husbands and boyfriends. BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/11961/10-commandments-every-girlfriend-and-wife-needs-to-follow-during-the-world-cup-meme-collection/ 67 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by AnonymousIP: 5:25pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
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Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by CarsGuideNG: 6:18pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Nice. |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by emeijeh(m): 6:19pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
It doesn't work all the time..... I've had to tune to ROK1,2 or 3 and even AM during some "not star" matches, just to please madam. No obey, shebi you go come bed? 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Nonnyflex(m): 6:20pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Feeling sorry for our Telemundo ladies... Eyaaah even here they are like shey they have finished first half(Nigeria match that was vexing everyone) .. Let's watch Telemundo small...if you hear attack... It was like local thunder 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Speakdatruth: 6:20pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Pentools(m): 6:20pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Lolz... Big sis tried 1 n 2 on Saturday during the naija game, the kind pushing wey I give her, she no gree talk to me again till this morning. Dem no dey use everything joke, even if na jokers(naija) dey play. 12 Likes |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Pentools(m): 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Lolzz 1 Like |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
L |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Pentools(m): 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Lolz 1 Like |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by titiforever: 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Una never hala |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by vizkiz: 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Am I the only one that does not find this funny? 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Betakeshi: 6:21pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Pentools(m): 6:22pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Lol |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by johnson4nosa(m): 6:22pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
On points |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by zyzxx(m): 6:23pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
yes oo |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Learnstuffs: 6:23pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Brownhypo: 6:23pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Some ladies will be asking irrelevant questions like, "will Nigeria buy Messi in our next Match" come, take time o 10 Likes |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by zeus9634: 6:23pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Lol really nice!!! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Horlartunes: 6:23pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
yes ooo 1 Like
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Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Tell that to your wife niccur. |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Seun |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Quidquopro: 6:24pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Ok |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Wow... This cracked me up. Nice one op 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by dimeji1(m): 6:26pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Nice one. Unfortunately my kid has violated all these rules. I got to leave the house. Bcoz it is either Nickolodeon or cry. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by benedictac(f): 6:26pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
Have extra view boh |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Kentro2(m): 6:27pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
I concur in Timaya's voice |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by fablani(m): 6:27pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
lol |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by solochris(m): 6:27pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
vizkiz: That is ur own palava. To us, it's funny 42 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by IykeBazz(m): 6:28pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
And the kids will break the rules without looking your face, else u beat them and they will cry n it will be worse 12 Likes |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by Kuluosha(m): 6:29pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
On point |
Re: 10 Commandments Every Girlfriend And Wife Need To Follow During The World Cup by BuhariNaWah: 6:31pm On Jun 18, 2018 |
emeijeh: Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
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