₦airaland Forum

4FACEADELEKE:
Yes you can because bitches these days are for free,just like every other man walking this planet can get anybody's woman or any woman if he wants,just with a light pat and some little change.So what's the big deal?

MrCork:
...ok so u refer to yor woman as a b!tch?..Bro i love shallow guy like u with no hope..but when I arrive in Nigeria for my 2 week holiday...I shall be needing a driver. . U free?

Oyindidi:
Corkk na playboy without girlfriend. He is Nl clown

Truckpusher:
Yimu!

You've forgotten how much love you've professed for Mrcork right before me ?

Lemme upload the video

Oyindidi:
I'll rather profess that love for you. Who be Mrcork?

Kidding

ItzBIM:
You are a disgrace to Londoners With this your bad English. You fuckingg illiterate.

OgogoroFreak:
Out to where? My bedroom??

Let me know so I can start coming home.

Oyindidi:
I'll rather profess that love for you. Who be Mrcork?

Kidding

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

Obodo999:
RUBBISH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

MrCork:
^^^^this^ Village chicks don't have taste anyways...even ordnary Hisduchess from the village gots taste (Shake my head 4 times)

MrCork:
^^^^this^ Village chicks don't have taste anyways...even ordnary Hisduchess from the village gots taste (Shake my head 4 times)

esthy86:
is utterly abysmal

Hisduchess:
ugly corrky the extraordinary shorty, da original light skin lover.am ain't light skin so biko free me.

esthy86:
is utterly abysmal

tdjubemi:
Lmao. I came here for the lastest news and gist�

Oyindidi:
Corkk na playboy without girlfriend. He is Nl clown

nwanneni:
u want Bleep that worwor girl too bros?

esthy86:
am out

MrCork:
^^^YOU LIE SIR! !!!

4FACEADELEKE:
hahaha mr cork,i don't use nairaland for these reasons,am here to get the latest news updates,opinions of people, and add mine when necessary. My best section is politics, and second romance. For the romance I just come to laugh my ass out and school some manipulated boys,and spank some ego filled female morons.There are many pussies in millions on the outside,prostitutes and virgins.So why worry myself over some "things".But mr cork just use,Bleep,and dump this nairaland bitches,and tip them some mullah that's all , and they will continue to worship at your feet.That's the life of a typical bitch here in my country.

MrCork:
...arrrh..ok so u saying u don't chase women becuzz u hate prostitutue ..correct.

errm Bro..u do realise being gay there in Nigeria is 14 year prison and they don't do bail in Nigeria ?. .correct(Reminder )

booqee:
this is always the best and hilarious part of all MrCork's thread. his signature misquoting.

And also people who innocently takes his trolling seriously.

tdjubemi:
Lmao. I came here for the lastest news and gist�

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

Oyindidi:
Cc miseducation, donstan18, milemimi93, mimimile93. Food don done

milemimi93:
This thread saved my life few days ago when I was feeling suicidal.

MrCork:
...yeah we belif u..u came to romance section for latest news & no to chase females.....so romance section is CNN News..correct? ..I BEGGGGY!!

tdjubemi:
What do you think "and gist" is for? If I was here to flirt, why would I be ashamed to admit it?