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To Package yourself is not a crime...Not when other people are blowing big grammar in the name of their occupations, you'll be starring at them!

I've made it easy for you, scroll down and find out where you fall in.

Memorize and in-fact cram it well. When next you re with people and they hear your job, they'll be wondering what foreign university you graduated from!

The list below:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMEO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) ....!!!


Don't be ashamed of the work you are doing. Just package yourself���

Source: Wattsup viral joke.

Make we laugh small.

Yu

Very funny!

Weldone to the guys above me that beat me to the first spot within seconds.. I hail una!!!

Congratulations to my self for beating 4 other people in seconds too.. Lol!

How Lala go take share this money for boys now?

Hilarious Asf

Op abeg epp package ma life na

Lmaoo..hilarious

lol.... ROTF



SEE MY SIGNATURE

Nice one

Chief Culture Fabrication Specialist.

Chief Tailor

Skull miners nko

Unemployed: town surveyor (TS)
After shoe for don chop finish

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Barber dey remove cells?

lazy youth nko?

Agbero bio?

Packaging eleyi gidi gan ni

This post na craze. If dem no give you name better give yourself a name and na so dem go dey call you.

If vacancies exist for all this in a coy company,PHD holders wiĺl apply.
If you play Baba ijebu. Tell them that you are into football operations and logistics under the ministry of Sports

The one for Cook...got me nodding

Hit like if you think this post by the OP makes sense and he deserve some bottles of the finest wine

AM, Town Surveyor and ATME at the Moment

jobless ipob yoot : Public disgrace and embarrassment specialist (pdes)

LOL Armed robber: anonymous obtaining specialist

Bossontop:

Op abeg epp package ma life na

Rubber Inflation and Gauging Specialist.

Funny

Bossontop:

Unemployed: town surveyor (TS)
After shoe for don chop finish

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You no well

Nairaland moderator: Online regulatory n banning executive

unauthorized exhuming officer

doctorkush:
Skull miners nko

I remember doing marketing for one media house those days... they call us "Marketing executive" i waka tire... awon wèrè lol. Got promoted to News and events dept though.

Lala : Snake Frontpage Specialist (SFS)