Hmm,

Some years back, I developed this fascination for cleaning ears. I mean I just love it when my ears are filled with wax and I just take something (biro covers are my favourite tool) to start digging out all the gooey.

After some time, my ears weren't enough. I started seeking out that of my brothers to clean. One of them liked it at first, then told me to stop. Another just did not want me touching his ears, even when his always had the juiciest wax.

Now I take time to clean my wife's ears and she loves it. I hear in places like Japan, it is a sign of intimacy.

Sometimes, I just find myself staring into people's ears in public, trying to make out those that need some cleaning. And when someone actually takes out a tool to start the earwax job, I just find myself staring with some sick, insane pleasure.

Infact, the more gross the wax is, the more pleasant I find it to watch it being cleaned out.

I don't know. Is it just me or do any of us feel the same way? Comments please.

There‘s absolutely nothin wrong wit ear cleaning

I am addicted to cleaning my ears or should I say dipping anything into my ear. But I can only remember cleaning my girl friend's about twice which I didnt find as interesting as cleaning mine. I doubt it if I can derive any pleasure cleaning someone else's ear but as I write, a carefully rolled piece of paper is having a nice time with my left ear, that's why it's taking me so long to type in this

What's the favourite tool?

Biro cover
tissue
paper
tiny feathers
Q-tips (not my favourite).

Then i discovered the hollow tip of the ink tube of the biro. Ooooh, pure heaven. Only an orgasm compares to the feeling.

O Lord! I clean ears but not with this much passion. I guess along the line u got obsessed. U need to look for a better addiction to substitute this cos this is weird as it is. Lord have mercy.

lol
lee-sir, get off their backs jo

Ok ds is really n truely wierd
I knw u get ds sensational feelin when using cotton-buds_{(I normally wet mine a lil with cold water )} to clean ur ears
But doin oda ppl's and da whole obsession,

^ at least i'm not the only one seeing the weirdness of this obsession Lol. But Yinks jor can u see the man posing his array of arsenal as if we don't know whats in vogue?

Last week, I took the obsession to a new level: scanning for videos of people doing their ears on Youtube.

That's when I realized I was not alone. Some do this stuff for a living: cleaning other people's ears. I saw an Indian guy who says the profession (wow!) was passed down to him by his dad, and he was travelling round, doing the same thing for about 16 hours a day so his kids could go to school and not have to clean ears for a living.

I was touched by that story.

Then guess what? I saw some real bizarre ones that had to go to the doctor to get theirs taken out. Men, there was one where the doctor was struggling with the wax. Believe me, if he was unable to get it out, I would have had a sleepless night, trying to imagine the end of the story.

Eventually, it all came out. I was so relieved and wow, I got this inner joy. One more ear down, and others to go!

is this my beloved joke section or my.doctor surgery. or madam Tussuad wax works.?

Lets say u a natural born ear cleaner. . Yey. but how's that different from one making a living on cleaning ppl's butt?

really stagger, u need help

its not longer a hobby to u, its obsession!

geez! ear wax

*throws up* YUCK!

I Definitely agree to the writer! And don't you just hate it when you see someones ears, like a family members or a friend's ears that are SUPER clogged, so you ask them if you can clean them and they say no!?
Just the other day, i saw this little girl at my church, and i took a glimpse in her ears and SO MUCH WAX! Later that day i was at a party and The little girl was there so i asked her if could clean her ears and she said YES!!!I COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY!!! BTW, I used like 10 q-tips to get MOST of the stuff out.

Una fantasy dey wierd