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Re: How To Package Your Career. by eblazer(m): 2:15pm On Jul 17, 2018

Wheel barrow pushers nko : short distance loading and off loading Engineers SDLOE. : grin

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Brightgem(f): 2:18pm On Jul 17, 2018

Lolz! Funny people. Lai Mohammed Apprentice. PR specialists who know how to make lie look like truth.

Re: How To Package Your Career. by GreatManBee: 2:32pm On Jul 17, 2018

Toks2008:
To Package yourself is not a crime...Not when other people are blowing big grammar in the name of their occupations, you'll be starring at them!

I've made it easy for you, scroll down and find out where you fall in.

Memorize and in-fact cram it well. When next you re with people and they hear your job, they'll be wondering what foreign university you graduated from!

The list below:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMEO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) ....!!!

Don't be ashamed of the work you are doing. Just package yourself��

Source: Wattsup viral joke.

Make we laugh small.

How about Caterer. Please help my ministry.

Re: How To Package Your Career. by Anfieldster(m): 2:36pm On Jul 17, 2018

So nice, so klin

Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 3:16pm On Jul 17, 2018

Town Surveyor cheesy

Which one go come be 'Online Surveyor' ??

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Re: How To Package Your Career. by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 17, 2018

DRY AF ...damn!

Re: How To Package Your Career. by kingayy: 3:26pm On Jul 17, 2018

What of an herder or a boko guy? shocked

Re: How To Package Your Career. by MrBigiman: 3:37pm On Jul 17, 2018

Quite impressive.

Re: How To Package Your Career. by Lordpeckxy(m): 3:38pm On Jul 17, 2018

I no fit laff ahbeg ooo
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Pickpocket: director of public funds transfer (dpft)

ashawo:contol manager of action consolidated services

bricklayer: structural engineers

kikikkikikiki.....i swear i rep dx post

Re: How To Package Your Career. by prospero5(m): 3:52pm On Jul 17, 2018

Toks2008:

...Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) ...

Make we laugh small.

i guess you mean couture at the bolded

Re: How To Package Your Career. by Toks2008(m): 4:14pm On Jul 17, 2018

prospero5:

i guess you mean couture at the bolded

I did not write it...it was copy and paste as the source suggested....nevertheless maybe culture is right cos cloths are sown to project the dress culture of a group or nationality.

Re: How To Package Your Career. by Toks2008(m): 4:15pm On Jul 17, 2018

ikorodureporta:
Town Surveyor Which one go come be 'Online Surveyor' ??

Trolls...

Re: How To Package Your Career. by prospero5(m): 4:44pm On Jul 17, 2018

Toks2008:

I did not write it...it was copy and paste as the source suggested....nevertheless maybe culture is right cos cloths are sown to project the dress culture of a group or nationality.

now i understand that you only copied it. please, couture is the right word to use.
cheers, bro!

Re: How To Package Your Career. by nazablossom(f): 4:45pm On Jul 17, 2018

I rep Associate Tutor . cheesy

Re: How To Package Your Career. by RiyadhGoddess(f): 5:02pm On Jul 17, 2018

House Upkeep Manager / Domestic Operations Specialist hehehehehe

Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 5:51pm On Jul 17, 2018

Toks2008:

Trolls...

Re: How To Package Your Career. by dazzlingd(m): 7:13pm On Jul 17, 2018

doctorkush:
Skull miners nko

may the gods rip off your balls... grin

Land developers nko

Re: How To Package Your Career. by ikorodureporta: 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2018

Toks2008:

Trolls...

yahoo yahoo for better

Re: How To Package Your Career. by nobisgod: 3:41pm On Jul 18, 2018

Hoeeloshoe nko?

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