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A man has been given the beating of his life after he was caught sleeping with a cow in Kenya.The story was shared by Chalz who wrote...

'Nakuru man offers piece of land after being caught mounting neighbor's cow


- Mwaura said he was lonely and really wanted to quench his urge

- He confessed the cow he was caught with was the fifth he had mounted

- To prevent the neighbors from killing him, he asked for forgiveness and also offered his land as compensation

- Police intervened and rescued him from the wrath of his accusers

A man in Bahati, Nakuru County on Wednesday, July 18, left the tongues of a mob baying for his blood wagging after he openly confessed to have engaged in unnatural acts with at least five cows.

John Mwaura was literally caught pants down with his neighbor's cow after he stealthy gained his way inside a farm to quench his urge'.




Source: http://9jaggist..com/2018/07/man-caught-sleeping-with-cow-in-kenya.html

Poor fellow. His only real sin is that he is not a fulani herdsman living in Nigeria. Had he been they would have called an imam to join him in wedlock with the cow.

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I have a dream. I believe someday, we'll live in a world where there is freedom to marry whoever you like (your fellow man or woman) and a world where there's freedom to have sex with whatever you like whether animal or human.

Blame Konji!!

honestly don't know what to say. CONJISATION.

He did not commit any sin.
The cows' seems to enjoy the drills without complains.

He did nothing bad

Just enjoying himself

Better than fucking toddler

Make they buy plenty cows and pig for him


Are you in support?

when you need NWAAMAIKPE the most.......where the f...k is that guy! he's in d best position to hammer a statement on this.. .

As for the dude, they should just let him be abeg; it's not easy to withhold konji this days....if the cow isn't complaining, then I think they should set that dude free! what if d cow was enjoying the drill; staring at the cow from this angle, I can see it cutting eye for the guy.. . mehn! the matter strange abeg

dey really connect well wit dis COWS...to we southerners its just BEEF (meat) but 2 dem its much much more Dan dat...

Bestiality

Hope the cow reached orgasm

I don't know what to feel for this guy!

am speechless.

Kenyan and our Arewa brothers here are same

EndTime kongi

Kenyans and our malo country men have a lot in common!

But wait sef, is it their cow? Why are they beating him.

Bet why dem no cut d dicck wey no hear word.


How much asshawo dey collect sef wey you no get so tey you go dey Romance cow.


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Nothing du yuuuu?!

Jesus please come soon!!!

Inukwa

He must belong to the religion of peace, they are known to be goat bangers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTq7_lkAIV0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egc3OlXwfAs

Spiritual attack.... Village people at work.... May God guard our parts.

I just pity the innocent cow

All hail the great Kenya, land of the great.

Buh seriously, all these East African countries are something else.

Have been in Kenya. You don't need to tour the whole country, from Nairobi to Nakuru to Mombasa to know how lonely he could have been.

Country is just so lonely and dry.

All the same, what a human!

He has a Fulani gene



I know it

Lol nothing person nor go see for Africa.

Fool

Men and Sexual iberiberism are like 5and6

The guy is definitely sick in the head

5th ?

Look at his face very well. He's from the aboki/fulani descendants.