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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by donbachi(m): 1:37pm On Aug 01, 2018
Dear men, please,be mindful how you play your guitar,where to play it and with who...some girls with mining site pussies should stop insulting men,when not necessary.how can a woman invite a man to come and play guitar for her.and she will rant about how small his guitar is,when she never told him,he will perform in an open stadium...nonsense.

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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by teabully(m): 1:46pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saff:
Dear mr man

We will not accept a joystick that cannot stand firm within the hands of time. Mr floppy P.
We will not accept a joystick that produces sloppy, watery and diluted sperm
We will not accept a joystick that ejaculates after 2 strokes
We will not accept a community penis that has poked between the walls of every chioma, Yemi and Lara.
We will not accept a joystick that is competing with the size of my thumb
We will not accept a lousystick in disguise of a joystick. A stick that cannot give joy, what’s the use? Common stimulation to release the big O, it cannot do.

If you have any of these characteristics you’re not worthy to be a husband or a man.
daewoorazer come and hear real fact, she needs a man like u
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by daewoorazer(m): 1:53pm On Aug 01, 2018
teabully:
daewoorazer come and hear real fact, she needs a man like u


Lol

We don retire now...it’s not for every pûs$ay no more...you know how it is coz u are also up to the task man

Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nabrid(m): 2:01pm On Aug 01, 2018
Caring0:



Hahahahahahahaha that is how girl, 19 years old told me just only date guys 10 year older. I said why, she said nothing that relationships with younger guys don't last more than a week.

I ended up bleeping her twice though, her pussy was wide though and smelt like fish, as beautiful as she is.
If it smells like fish then she has yeast infection but I'm sure she doesn't know it.
That is y it is good 2 marry them young and u will appreciate them for ever, but our copy copy don change everything.
Young guys grow up watching porn then start criticising NORMAL girls for not being like them porn stars,
While girls trying to impress those guys now turn their bodies artificial like pornstars and then forget that artificial things never last.
Girls b natural and then natural men will marry u and respect u d way u re.
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 2:07pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saff:
Dear mr man

We will not accept a joystick that cannot stand firm within the hands of time. Mr floppy P.
We will not accept a joystick that produces sloppy, watery and diluted sperm
We will not accept a joystick that ejaculates after 2 strokes
We will not accept a community penis that has poked between the walls of every chioma, Yemi and Lara.
We will not accept a joystick that is competing with the size of my thumb
We will not accept a lousystick in disguise of a joystick. A stick that cannot give joy, what’s the use? Common stimulation to release the big O, it cannot do.

If you have any of these characteristics you’re not worthy to be a husband or a man.
..

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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Lalas247(f): 2:10pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saff:
Dear mr man

We will not accept a joystick that cannot stand firm within the hands of time. Mr floppy P.
We will not accept a joystick that produces sloppy, watery and diluted sperm
We will not accept a joystick that ejaculates after 2 strokes
We will not accept a community penis that has poked between the walls of every chioma, Yemi and Lara.
We will not accept a joystick that is competing with the size of my thumb
We will not accept a lousystick in disguise of a joystick. A stick that cannot give joy, what’s the use? Common stimulation to release the big O, it cannot do.

If you have any of these characteristics you’re not worthy to be a husband or a man.
please add beard to the list
....

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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 2:16pm On Aug 01, 2018
bignoisemaker:
It baffles me why a girl of 16-18 will start dating a guy over 35 years. After years of expanding your pussy with his big dick,

#spread.d.word
aghh expansion of life

Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 01, 2018
donbachi:
Dear men, please,be mindful how you play your guitar,where to play it and with who...some girls with mining site pussies should stop insulting men,when not necessary.how can a woman invite a man to come and play guitar for her.and she will rant about how small his guitar is,when she never told him,he will perform in an open stadium...nonsense.

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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by ibori1(m): 3:02pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saff:
We don’t care. Goodbye.

I tout as much

but tlk for urself

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Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by chicoMX(m): 3:18pm On Aug 01, 2018
paris22:
same way we don't have time for small Joyystick
.

Are you gay??
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by niyot124: 3:45pm On Aug 01, 2018
paris22:
same way [/b]we[b] don't have time for small Joyystick


Could you be gay? cheesy


Your moniker says "male"
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by niyot124: 3:49pm On Aug 01, 2018
vicben27:
this girls are not helping matters at all a girl of 24 is already walking around with bore hole. l wander how the vajay Jay will be like after child birth [/b]it's just sad am stock with one borehole[b] and l can't let go because l love her. chai




Must really be love. I can only hope your sex life isn't affected cheesy
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by vicben27(m): 4:29pm On Aug 01, 2018
niyot124:





Must really be love. I can only hope your sex life isn't affected cheesy
l'll manage it like that. there are solutions to most problems,probably get a v Jay tightening cream, with some exercise on a daily she will be right back to new!
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by emelda86(f): 4:42pm On Aug 01, 2018
Guy calm your ball down

But kitten no get metre na...
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by niyot124: 5:00pm On Aug 01, 2018
vicben27:
l'll manage it like that. there are solutions to most problems,probably get a v Jay tightening cream, with some exercise on a daily she will be right back to new!



Good for you *thumbs up*
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 5:16pm On Aug 01, 2018
Saff:
We don’t care. Goodbye.
Best comment ever grin.
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 6:55pm On Aug 01, 2018
donbachi:
Dear men, please,be mindful how you play your guitar,where to play it and with who...some girls with mining site pussies should stop insulting men,when not necessary.how can a woman invite a man to come and play guitar for her.and she will rant about how small his guitar is,when she never told him,he will perform in an open stadium...nonsense.
chei... You nailed it. Me wey like to perform solo due to fret nai 'dem' dey push go 60,000 capacity stadium
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Tunagee(m): 6:59pm On Aug 01, 2018
bignoisemaker:
To whom it may concern......

All in the name of sexual pleasure/adventure, you begin to use different objects for intercourse. This in turn expands your pussy.

You want to be wild shey, you want to feel the grip of big objects [like cucumber and Love Machine] in your pussy baa?

Here's my message to you. I don't have any money to waste on loose pussies [pun intended]. Once i notice, the relationship is over.

Correct guy!
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 10:02pm On Aug 01, 2018
lefulefu:
aghh expansion of life
yes o. As if 'd place' na dualised one way road
Re: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by Nobody: 7:55am On Aug 08, 2018
MariaLavina:
grin grin grin grin
suspicious laugh

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