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I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt I was very happy for no reason. I found myself grinning anyhow. Then I heard a scream in the distance so I ran in the general direction of the noise. On getting there, I saw a mirror.

When I looked at the mirror, I saw a grizzly bear. Obese & haughty looking. It was a female grizzly. She had hair running down her chest, she had jowls, millipedes were crawling all over her dirty strewn hair, stretchmarks on her forehead, wide nostrils with pubic hair sticking out of them, eyebags, boils on her lips, saliva drooped down her mouth freely whilst flies buzzed around it, burn marks on her shoulders, cracked skin & bandy legs with knocked knees.

She was so fat, she had no waist. Her whole backside seemed to melt into a fatty lump.

I was disgusted but something prompted me to reach over & touch the mirror. As I did this, the ugly grizzly bear smiled widely and revealed the yellowest set of teeth I've ever seen in my life.

My heart trembled.

I pulled my hand away fast but she got aggressive & tried to grab me with arms that could easily pass for a tuber of yam. As she made this sudden movement, the smell of rotten fish hit me hard & I almost passed out. She was almost jumping out of the mirror after me when a loud voice screamed "pocohantas!".

Upon hearing this, the ugly grizzly bear shouted "ma" & galloped away fast on all fours, a blood moon in the horizon.


Then I woke up sweating profusely...


What does this dream mean?

my brother this dream simply means Nollywood blockbuster. Congrat in advance

Is pocohantas not a female nairalander??

U are sick and u don't have anyone to tell that u are sick







Such a shame

if to say am from the south, I'd said your village people are coming for you.
let's forward this your dream to one babalawo..

ojuju calabar

Grown man on Nairaland.

Why did you highlight the name and response

too much Disney. you will be fine

God! This is really funny man!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


O God I Won Laugh Die For Here

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Seems You Are Crushing on This Girl. You Almost Always Talk About Her Here...

trust me the movie will sell very much, and not only that it would break top charts.

well if real, you are into a relationship with someone who is totally in opposite end of what they try to reveals to you.

fineboynl:
trust me the movie will sell very much, and not only that it would break top charts.

well if real, you are into a relationship with someone who is totally in opposite end of what they try to reveals to you.

Hmmmm... thanks a lot for this.

But what of the rotten fish smell? Explain please... I'm confused.

Bluezy13:
Why did you highlight the name and response

He thought we will be too daft to get it without the bolded words. Smh
Lazy youths everywhere.

When they are told to do away with weeds they thought we hate them, now this is the outcome.

LuciferChristi:
I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt I was very happy for no reason. I found myself grinning anyhow. Then I heard a scream in the distance so I ran in the general direction of the noise. On getting there, I saw a mirror.

When I looked at the mirror, I saw a grizzly bear. Obese & haughty looking. It was a female grizzly. She had hair running down her chest, she had jowls, millipedes were crawling all over her dirty strewn hair, stretchmarks on her forehead, wide nostrils with pubic hair sticking out of them, eyebags, boils on her lips, saliva drooped down her mouth freely whilst flies buzzed around it, burn marks on her shoulders, cracked skin & bandy legs with knocked knees.

She was so fat, she had no waist. Her whole backside seemed to melt into a fatty lump.

I was disgusted but something prompted me to reach over & touch the mirror. As I did this, the ugly grizzly bear smiled widely and revealed the yellowest set of teeth I've ever seen in my life.

My heart trembled.

I pulled my hand away fast but she got aggressive & tried to grab me with arms that could easily pass for a tuber of yam. As she made this sudden movement, the smell of rotten fish hit me hard & I almost passed out. She was almost jumping out of the mirror after me when a loud voice screamed "pocohantas!".

Upon hearing this, the ugly grizzly bear shouted "ma" & galloped away fast on all fours, a blood moon in the horizon.


Then I woke up sweating profusely...


What does this dream mean?

It means its just a dream and you shouldnt dwell on it

LuciferChristi:
I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt I was very happy for no reason. I found myself grinning anyhow. Then I heard a scream in the distance so I ran in the general direction of the noise. On getting there, I saw a mirror.

When I looked at the mirror, I saw a grizzly bear. Obese & haughty looking. It was a female grizzly. She had hair running down her chest, she had jowls, millipedes were crawling all over her dirty strewn hair, stretchmarks on her forehead, wide nostrils with pubic hair sticking out of them, eyebags, boils on her lips, saliva drooped down her mouth freely whilst flies buzzed around it, burn marks on her shoulders, cracked skin & bandy legs with knocked knees.

She was so fat, she had no waist. Her whole backside seemed to melt into a fatty lump.

I was disgusted but something prompted me to reach over & touch the mirror. As I did this, the ugly grizzly bear smiled widely and revealed the yellowest set of teeth I've ever seen in my life.

My heart trembled.

I pulled my hand away fast but she got aggressive & tried to grab me with arms that could easily pass for a tuber of yam. As she made this sudden movement, the smell of rotten fish hit me hard & I almost passed out. She was almost jumping out of the mirror after me when a loud voice screamed "pocohantas!".

Upon hearing this, the ugly grizzly bear shouted "ma" & galloped away fast on all fours, a blood moon in the horizon.


Then I woke up sweating profusely...


What does this dream mean?

U dey craze gan

malaria drugs iz what u need.

Joe the dreamer ...