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Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by queensera(f): 11:56am On Aug 04, 2018
A Nigerian lady with the username @rhemmmiemaya took to her twitter page to reveal how she was caught with a vibrator and how she lied to her mom that it is a massager.

She Wrote:

I am in small trouble this morning �‍♀️�. So the gist is i got myself a vib during my birthday in May. So yesterday night i kept it under my pillow and slept off. Fast forward to this morning, my little sis(5yrs) was playing with the stuffs on my bed then she raised my pillow.

Then gbam she saw the stuff and brought it to the sitting room where i was picking beans. Immediately i sighted it in her hand i stood up to go collect when � Bigmummy told her to bring.
She was “kini eleyi”
I went blank for a min, then told her its a massager.

And it can massage any part of the body�‍♀️. The next question was how does it work, after showing her the button to press she then said you will borrow me and use it to massage my back later today��.
If i use it on her back tonight, that’s it. No more self pleasure ��

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https://nairaplus.com/2018/08/lady-caught-with-a-vibrator-lied-to-her-mom-that-it-is-a-massager/

Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nightmareo07: 11:58am On Aug 04, 2018
Yoruba girls and vibrator shaa, grin
makes me Remember oluwakemi my first gf in lag years ago wen I was in Lag for my I.T

It was in her hands I first saw a vibrator.
Then I was a virgin , told her i dnt wana bleep yet.
So She go come house with vibrator when my elder bros commot smiley we go enter room,
I go just chook am in she go dey shake dey speak in tongues in Yoruba wey I no understand, na only "iya mi oo" I dey hear grin
The thing go dey sweet me Like say na goldmine. grin
But i cant forget The very first day we do am, she come dey turn her eyes dey scatter for bed like snake , nna fear catch me I think say she wan die. grin
Na so I leave am carry hand put for head dey shout, grin.
She get up come dey asked me wetin happen come dey laff.
But e don too late becoz Our neighbor don hear am come dey knock for door, na then i know say i don fuckup, we no talk again.
Na When I come hear "Go and get me a hammer in my cupboard" no be person tell me to speak up ; grin
Then the nastier happen grin

To be continued grin
Long funny story.
We don do things God forgive us. grin

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by queensera(f): 12:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by LuciferChristi: 12:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
Nothing can replace a real preeq with veins & contours.

Feminists have tried to no avail.

Scientists have tried & failed.

Preeq is preeq. No substitute.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nightmareo07: 12:03pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nightmareo07: 12:04pm On Aug 04, 2018
grin

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Betakeshi: 12:05pm On Aug 04, 2018
grin
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:08pm On Aug 04, 2018
Lies
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Adasun(m): 12:10pm On Aug 04, 2018
women masturbate like mad

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Aug 04, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Nothing can replace a real preeq with veins & contours.

Feminists have tried to no avail.

Scientists have tried & failed.

Preeq is preeq. No substitute.
Why are you whining?

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Aug 04, 2018
Adasun:
women masturbate like mad
Stop generalising.
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by pocohantas(f): 12:15pm On Aug 04, 2018
kimbraa:
Why are you whining?

Maybe he is a sex object, already feeling threatened by a vibrator.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Adasun(m): 12:16pm On Aug 04, 2018
kimbraa:
Stop generalising.
women are chronic masturbators,they are just gud at hiding it.



Their is even easy,even in public.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Aug 04, 2018
pocohantas:


Maybe he is a sex object, already feeling threatened by a vibrator.
As in eh! Who doesn't know that a love machine can't replace the real thing? grin
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2018
LWKMD4HEREOH
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Aug 04, 2018
Adasun:
women are chronic masturbators,they are just gud at hiding it.



Their is even easy,even in public.
It depends. Not all women masturbate. Conversely, wonder why boys masturbate a lot during puberty than girls? That should say guys are the masters of masturbation, not women. grin

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by iLegendd(m): 12:25pm On Aug 04, 2018
Women masturbate more than men. When I was a novice in the dating world, I used to bluntly ask women if they masturbate, but ALL of them vowed never to have done such a sinful thing. Some of them were even ready to kill themselves just to prove they don't masturbate.

After some years, I learnt how to sneak into a woman's heart to make her tell me things she can't tell anyone. What did I do to make them open up?

I shared a story of my masturbation journey and how I have been trying my best to stop. How I feel empty after doing it and I'll promise God I won't do it again, but before I know it, I'm back to doing it again.

I psychologically shared more crazy stories without inhibition and they'll be laughing. They didn't know I shared these stories because I have a plan.

That same day or a day later, I'll strike and these cute and extremely innocent Church girls will start opening up and confessing, and I'll humorously tease them as they confess more. At the end of the day, all that will be on their mind is how to fùck. Yeah, I fùck some and run away from some. When you make a woman comfortable in saying naughty things, she'll open up.

I tried this same thing on all the girls who denied, but this time, they told me everything. I wasn't shocked because Nancy Friday, the author of My Secret Garden exposed women's sexuality and how naughty women are in her book.

When I see an innocent woman or girl, all I see is a bad girl. Anyway, I still prefer those innocent looking girls, but bad when the door is closed.

A 15 year old girl knows more bad things than a man of 50 years old.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Aug 04, 2018
women of nowadays take pride in nonsense angry

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Adasun(m): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2018
kimbraa:
It depends. Not all women masturbate. Conversely, wonder why boys masturbate a lot during puberty than girls? That should say guys are the masters of masturbation, not women. grin
shhh!!


Once it light up in a lady,her senses crash down. That tingling feeling and desire to be fill up would overwhelm her.then it would start with gradual rubbing of her two laps,then grinding her pillows and bfor u knw it,about five fingers are deep inside her. grin



they are very smart at it. Conversly,why do we have more female sexual gadgets than men? Dat should tell who the real masters are.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 1:14pm On Aug 04, 2018
useless nigerian bloggers

so a person will announce on social media that she uses intimacy gadgets, and that she just used one the night before?
then announce that she lied to her mum about one, when anyone who knows her can read and tell the mum the story
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7516728_img20180804115134_jpeg7cbb8750bce4fe5de26808871f548b8d

5 year old kid sister for this one? how? this one looks like she is in her mid twenties.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by AfroSamurai: 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2018
Sometimes I absolutely don't know what to say. That a lady feel safe sharing this kind of tale beats my imagination. Like isn't this kind of stuff suppose to be private?

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by GOFRONT(m): 1:19pm On Aug 04, 2018
shocked

Chioma Akpota sef dey do dat kind tin??
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by lenghtinny(m): 1:26pm On Aug 04, 2018
People have now turned social media to amebo business center angry...

What happened last night is on......

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by queensera(f): 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2018
Share me the book.

iLegendd:
Women masturbate more than men. When I was a novice in the dating world, I used to bluntly ask women if they masturbate, but ALL of them vowed never to have done such a sinful thing. Some of them were even ready to kill themselves just to prove they don't masturbate.

After some years, I learnt how to sneak into a woman's heart to make her tell me things she can't tell anyone. What did I do to make them open up?

I shared a story of my masturbation journey and how I have been trying my best to stop. How I feel empty after doing it and I'll promise God I won't do it again, but before I know it, I'm back to doing it again.

I psychologically shared more crazy stories without inhibition and they'll be laughing. They didn't know I shared these stories because I have a plan.

That same day or a day later, I'll strike and these cute and extremely innocent Church girls will start opening up and confessing, and I'll humorously tease them as they confess more. At the end of the day, all that will be on their mind is how to fùck. Yeah, I fùck some and run away from some. When you make a woman comfortable in saying naughty things, she'll open up.

I tried this same thing on all the girls who denied, but this time, they told me everything. I wasn't shocked because Nancy Friday, the author of My Secret Garden exposed women's sexuality and how naughty women are in her book.

When I see an innocent woman or girl, all I see is a bad girl. Anyway, I still prefer those innocent looking girls, but bad when the door is closed.

A girl of 15 year old girl knows more bad things than a man of 50 years old.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by iLegendd(m): 1:39pm On Aug 04, 2018
queensera:
Share me the book.

When I read it, I bought it, but I think you can get it online for free now. Google is the answer. Search for: Nancy Friday — My Secret Garden Filetype:PDF.

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by wayne4loan: 2:02pm On Aug 04, 2018
angry
Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by wayne4loan: 2:06pm On Aug 04, 2018
angry

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Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Aug 04, 2018
MENZPRIDE,luminiouz,DonPiiiko,Martin0,dumo1 make una come hear matter oocheesy

Re: Lady Caught With A Vibrator Lied To Her Mom That It Is A Massager (photos) by mytime24(f): 2:26pm On Aug 04, 2018
Fake news undecided

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