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HotMario:
Man! See analysis

d guy na something else

czarina:
Walahi some people just like stressing themselves. I've not even motivated myself enough to cook for myself and I'm carrying my legs go look for work abi?

Seriously though, not every one who comes around wants something. Some do it out of goodwill. Forget what many would want you to believe. Just sad people these days mistake goodness for something else.

Look beyond your nose, not every lady wants to bang after she renders help. Don't let the cuddles and all send the wrong waves. People should learn to groom pure friendship, you must not date or attempt dating every opposite sex you come across, some seek friendship alone.
Let nature take its course, if something blooms out of the friendship, then so be it.

bia sis ,u visit ; u cook; we cuddle & u call that frndshp. Pls oo why she no cuddle her female frnd

LuciferChristi:
Mr. Man they want you to try harder. Don't be a wimp.
Don't just grab & leave when they say "no".

They want you to be more aggressive.


Next time while she's standing over the sink, grab her boobs fully from behind. Don't listen to her protests.If she gets forceful, nibble her neckline & run little kisses on it (this usually calms them down). They relax a little...

Now proceed to lifting her bra up so her boobs flop down on your palms. Don't bother unhooking - will waste precious time.

Now make sure your hard-on rubs her ass shamelessly. Let her feel it. It says a thousand words. She'll start to get wet now...

Pull up/down her skirt/pants. No need taking them all off. Grab her hair & force her head down into the sink with her ass shooting out infront of you. Slide your cock inside her and take a few thrusts. You should feel her relax.

Now she's all yours, decide if you want to pause & engage in some oral or continue pounding till her legs give way...

When you're cumming, make sure you splatter it on her face to exert dominance. Leave her lying on the floor wasted, make your way to the bathroom & clean up.

Then wait for your meal in bed.


NB: Reason why you should rush the first time is because the more time you waste, the more she starts asking herself questions & re-evaluating her "cheapness". We don't want that do we?

Once a preeq is inserted inside a woman, she forgets whatever her parents & pastor ever told her.

Bros, heaven no sure for u ooo...
I bet U can't do this in real life, just in stories...

pocohantas:
Some ladies love cooking, I am one of them. Some of us volunteer to help cook for parties, family, friends and colleagues. It is our way of showing off our culinary skills. I am even cooking for my boss today.

If I visit you and you POLITELY tell me to cook, I will be happy sef. I love cooking and cleaning, I am not doing it for you to fck me or marry me.

Do I go to guys houses to cook? NO. Simply because of the mentality of people like the OP and Lucifer. If I go to a guy's house to cook and he tries that, I will leave and that would be the end of that friendship.

So it's essentially an opportunity to do what you love doing. I'll see it as that henceforth.

UncleSuru:
I understand the fact that the women folk could be so complicated at times. Many a time I still wonder why some of them would choose to go cook for a guy in his apartment without having anything in mind.

A girl once came to cook for me in my hostel back then in my university days. If I stayed on campus, it probably wouldn't have been a biggy but I stayed off campus. Though, I never made sexual advances at her but I showed interest in her. She declined.

Fast forward to this year. Having graduated from the university, I was only kidding with a co-worker about coming to prepare my meal and all that. Before I knew it, she landed in my house some weeks back. I thought the first girl who came was immature. How about this mature one? I made sexual advances, she refused but I deduced she loved the cuddling and all that.

Another is planning to come from the same place of work; just to cook. It's not as if these ladies are hungry - they barely eat the food. They don't want sex either. Why then are they coming? Is there a kind of pleasure they derive in cooking for men?

NB: I'm not that bothered by this. As far as they are the ones doing the coming and the meal is being prepared in my presence, na dem get their legs. I just wonder why some of them do this. Are they suffering from low self-esteem or they are just being desperate and confused?

You need to check yourself,there is something that you are not doing right.

bot101:
So it's essentially an opportunity to do what you love doing. I'll see it as that henceforth.

For me, YES. But those girls that cuddle OP after cooking are actually witches, confused witches.

Any girl that decides to cook for you actually likes you. @ Op, you are looking for a short-term pleasure while they are looking for a long-term pleasure. If it's a lady that have marriage in mind, she won't allow you to have sex with her, that will make her a bad girl. If she allows you to have your way, you will start seeing her in a different light except if you guys are in a relationship.

Stop trying to sex any girl that wants to cook for you, just eat the food and thank them for their kindness.

pocohantas:
For me, YES. But those girls that cuddle OP after cooking are actually witches, confused witches.

Hahaha, methinks they are agents of confusion, because na the guy go confuse pass last last.

nazablossom:
Any girl that decides to cook for you actually likes you. @ Op, you are looking for a short-term pleasure while they are looking for a long-term pleasure. If it's a lady that have marriage in mind, she won't allow you to have sex with her, that will make her a bad girl. If she allows you to have your way, you will start seeing her in a different light except if you guys are in a relationship.

Stop trying to sex any girl that wants to cook for you, just eat the food and thank them for their kindness.

Oya come help me Cook... Just as friends...

Who can help me Cook oo...

I won't even stay in the same room with you till you are done cooking and about to go...

BiafranBushBoy:
Oya come help me Cook... Just as friends...

My husband won't allow that.

LuciferChristi:
Mr. Man they want you to try harder. Don't be a wimp.
Don't just grab & leave when they say "no".

They want you to be more aggressive.


Next time while she's standing over the sink, grab her boobs fully from behind. Don't listen to her protests.If she gets forceful, nibble her neckline & run little kisses on it (this usually calms them down). They relax a little...

Now proceed to lifting her bra up so her boobs flop down on your palms. Don't bother unhooking - will waste precious time.

Now make sure your hard-on rubs her ass shamelessly. Let her feel it. It says a thousand words. She'll start to get wet now...

Pull up/down her skirt/pants. No need taking them all off. Grab her hair & force her head down into the sink with her ass shooting out infront of you. Slide your cock inside her and take a few thrusts. You should feel her relax.

Now she's all yours, decide if you want to pause & engage in some oral or continue pounding till her legs give way...

When you're cumming, make sure you splatter it on her face to exert dominance. Leave her lying on the floor wasted, make your way to the bathroom & clean up.

Then wait for your meal in bed.


NB: Reason why you should rush the first time is because the more time you waste, the more she starts asking herself questions & re-evaluating her "cheapness". We don't want that do we?

Once a preeq is inserted inside a woman, she forgets whatever her parents & pastor ever told her.

You want him to be arrested and also trend on Twitter for rape

nazablossom:
My husband won't allow that.

Lol... Sure... He wouldn't...

LuciferChristi:
Mr. Man they want you to try harder. Don't be a wimp.
Don't just grab & leave when they say "no".

They want you to be more aggressive.


Next time while she's standing over the sink, grab her boobs fully from behind. Don't listen to her protests.If she gets forceful, nibble her neckline & run little kisses on it (this usually calms them down). They relax a little...

Now proceed to lifting her bra up so her boobs flop down on your palms. Don't bother unhooking - will waste precious time.

Now make sure your hard-on rubs her ass shamelessly. Let her feel it. It says a thousand words. She'll start to get wet now...

Pull up/down her skirt/pants. No need taking them all off. Grab her hair & force her head down into the sink with her ass shooting out infront of you. Slide your cock inside her and take a few thrusts. You should feel her relax.

Now she's all yours, decide if you want to pause & engage in some oral or continue pounding till her legs give way...

When you're cumming, make sure you splatter it on her face to exert dominance. Leave her lying on the floor wasted, make your way to the bathroom & clean up.

Then wait for your meal in bed.


NB: Reason why you should rush the first time is because the more time you waste, the more she starts asking herself questions & re-evaluating her "cheapness". We don't want that do we?

Once a preeq is inserted inside a woman, she forgets whatever her parents & pastor ever told her.

correct guy, u just nailed it. that's my way though. no time to check time

bot101:
I hope you don't see this question as being offensive. If you go to a guy's house to assist with his chores, and he attempts what LuciferChristi described, how would you feel? What would be your reaction?? Also, I'd like to know why ladies do this if not for sex or relationship and i believe you are in a position to answer that being a lady.

I'll kill him straight away. No time.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Guy you no well sha. Damn.

hmmmmmm....d the go sweet you wellu well

nazablossom:
Any girl that decides to cook for you actually likes you. @ Op, you are looking for a short-term pleasure while they are looking for a long-term pleasure. If it's a lady that have marriage in mind, she won't allow you to have sex with her, that will make her a bad girl. If she allows you to have your way, you will start seeing her in a different light except if you guys are in a relationship.

Stop trying to sex any girl that wants to cook for you, just eat the food and thank them for their kindness.

you have the best answer to OP question

robotix:
I wanted to tell him to stop taking advantage of ladies. Nigerian men and sex... But to take care of the product now, it becomes a night mare. See all the morons littered everywhere in the country that can lead a country just because some stupid parents couldn't do their jobs well.

See talk, chai ur matter weak me aswear!

Fourwinds:
you have the best answer to OP question

Thank