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How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by ugandalady: 3:55pm On Aug 11, 2018
say, when you see a naked white woman.
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 3:59pm On Aug 11, 2018
Ngolo Kante. actually scored cheesy ..

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by InTime(m): 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:02pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:

Ngolo Kante. actually scored cheesy ..

I tell you. The shy guy just started this season with a good start. grin

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


I tell you. The shy guy just started this season with a good start. grin

It's Been long. he scored a goal smiley ..
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:07pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:


It's Been long. he scored a goal smiley ..

Lol. I didn't even think he is confident enough to know a goal post and what he should when he sees one with the ball in his foot.

He is gradually coming out of his shell. I like him though (no homo) grin

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 5:23pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


Lol. I didn't even think he is confident enough to know a goal post and what he should when he sees one with the ball in his foot.

He is gradually coming out of his shell. I like him though (no homo) grin


.He might even tackle a goal post. .. .. cheesy I like him too

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:



.He might even tackle a goal post. .. .. cheesy I like him too

It's a good day for Sarri and his boys. He's topping the league on the first week. Hope it last after tomorrow. grin



I'm not a fan tho. smiley

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 5:57pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


It's a good day for Sarri and his boys. He's topping the league on the first week. Hope it last after tomorrow. grin



I'm not a fan tho. smiley

At least they get to top only for a few hours. cheesy ..
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by BlackPantherxXx: 6:09pm On Aug 11, 2018
....speed of light....



You need psychiatric help please.

SOMETHING IS WRONG SOMEWHERE. Not kidding.
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:22pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:


At least they get to top only for a few hours. cheesy ..

Maybe for just this week 'cause it will be hard for Guardiola to defeat Arsenal with over 3 goal difference away from home.


Oh wait! Liverpool! Wait! OMG! I actually forgot about them. All I can say is, "Tomorrow will rain goals!" But Liverpool playing at home against Westhampton will only make things worse for Chelsea who might think they'll lead the table for this week and use it to boost their morals in subsequent matches.

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


Maybe for just this week 'cause it will be hard for Guardiola to defeat Arsenal with over 3 goal difference away from home.


Oh wait! Liverpool! Wait! OMG! I actually forgot about them. All I can say is, "Tomorrow will rain goals!" But Liverpool playing at home against Westhampton will only make things worse for Chelsea who might think they'll lead the table for this week and use it to boost their morals in subsequent matches.



I still bank on Mancity scoring at least 3 at the Emirates.. Liverpool will open the floodgates grin.
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by stiffmeister(m): 6:31pm On Aug 11, 2018
I hope they will go far... I love ngolo.. I jealous him too

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:40pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:




I still bank on Mancity scoring at least 3 at the Emirates.. Liverpool will open the floodgates grin.


Lol. Well, they've got a new coach so let's see how things go. It most likely will end 3 goals to 1.

I love to see the trio (Firmino, Mane and Salah) play and with the arrival of Shaqiri with his pace... Liverpool are going places.

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:41pm On Aug 11, 2018
stiffmeister:
I hope they will go far... I love ngolo.. I jealous him too

Lol. You jealous his head or what? grin
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


Lol. Well, they've got a new coach so let's see how things go. It most likely will end 3 goals to 1.

I love to see the trio (Firmino, Mane and Salah) play and with the arrival of Shaqiri with his pace... Liverpool are going places.



What's your best prediction for Liverpool And how will Shaqiri fit into the team..? Will he be on the flank or behind the striker.
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:




What's your best prediction for Liverpool And how will Shaqiri fit into the team..? Will he be on the flank or behind the striker.

Well, the last time he came in, Mane was subbed. Except the coach adopts a different formation, Mane might be seeing little play time. Since Shaqiri is a winger, and plays on Mane's wing, there's only going to be a substitution except if the coach changes his 4-3-3 rapid attack style of play which I doubt.

I'm seeing a 4-0 or a 5-0 scoreline here.

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


Well, the last time he came in, Mane was subbed. Except the coach adopts a different formation, Mane might be seeing little play time. Since Shaqiri is a winger, and plays on Mane's wing, there's only going to be a substitution except if the coach changes his 4-3-3 rapid attack style of play which I doubt.

I'm seeing a 4-0 or a 5-0 scoreline here.



Not bad if he comes in for Mane .. I see a 3-1 vs Westham grin Now is the time for Liverpool to grab their first EPL. cheesy . But I fear the "Guardiola Factor"
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by oluwasegun007(m): 7:27pm On Aug 11, 2018
I love the guys above... They just changed the topic for the O. P

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 7:31pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:




Not bad if he comes in for Mane .. I see a 3-1 vs Westham grin Now is the time for Liverpool to grab their first EPL. cheesy . But I fear the "Guardiola Factor"




Ah yes! The consciousness of Pep' squad is the beginning of doubt.

Having seen what transpired against Liverpool and his side, he'll be conscious of any silly mistakes.

I'll tell you what... 'He felt it! He tasted it! He knows how being undefeated in the world most competitive league feels'. He's going to aim at that once again and he is going to start by making an example and a profound statement on Arsenal tomorrow.

Klopp has his eyes on UCL and the league title. He'll wanna get so many titles. It will be difficult but he has a slim chance of pulling through.

BTW, west ham will collect more than. They'll go home with at least 3 goals difference

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by moscobabs(m): 7:39pm On Aug 11, 2018
oluwasegun007:
I love the guys above... They just changed the topic for the O. P
Op right now

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 11, 2018
SirMichael1:


Ah yes! The consciousness of Pep' squad is the beginning of doubt.

Having seen what transpired against Liverpool and his side, he'll be conscious of any silly mistakes.

I'll tell you what... 'He felt it! He tasted it! He knows how being undefeated in the world most competitive league feels'. He's going to aim at that once again and he is going to start by making an example and a profound statement on Arsenal tomorrow.

Klopp has his eyes on UCL and the league title. He'll wanna get so many titles. It will be difficult but he has a slim chance of pulling through.

BTW, west ham will collect more than. They'll go home with at least 3 goals difference



But I'll like Klopp winning the EPL first. Now there's no excuse. He's got the depth in squad.. I can only feel so sorry for Arsenal. With the addition of Mahrez to that City team.. That's like adding RPG to a Tsar Bomba grin . They'll skin Arsenal all through tomorrow

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 8:24pm On Aug 11, 2018
RB007:




But I'll like Klopp winning the EPL first. Now there's no excuse. He's got the depth in squad.. I can only feel so sorry for Arsenal. With the addition of Mahrez to that City team.. That's like adding RPG to a Tsar Bomba grin . They'll skin Arsenal all through tomorrow


Shhhh! Don't loud it oh. You don't want Arsenal fans jumping on your mention. Truth be told, Arsenal fans should have an headache relieving drug close to them with a chilled glass of cold juice while watching the match. Should City win, they'll take the Drug, should they win, they'll take juice as their reward. But we both know it can only end up one way... I hope they don't take too much dose.


Sounds to me you're a fan of Liverpool. I don't underestimate them, I really don't but it all boils down to who wants it more. They are thirsty and I don't doubt that but then, other clubs are thirsty too.

Truth be told, I don't see City giving Arsenal a whooping 3 goal difference tomorrow. My best possible outcome is 3-1 but let's see.

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by eddyghali(m): 10:27pm On Aug 11, 2018
OP lolzz

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by triplec93(m): 11:49pm On Aug 11, 2018
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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:




Not bad if he comes in for Mane .. I see a 3-1 vs Westham grin Now is the time for Liverpool to grab their first EPL. cheesy . But I fear the "Guardiola Factor"


Lol. At least I got this one right

4:0

Liverpool Vs Westhampton.

cheesy cheesy

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 5:03pm On Aug 12, 2018
SirMichael1:


Lol. At least I got this one right

4:0

Liverpool Vs Westhampton.

cheesy cheesy


Spot on! Chelsea lead didn't take so long cheesy
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by sammirano: 5:12pm On Aug 12, 2018
This is incredible.

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 5:47pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:



Spot on! Chelsea lead didn't take so long cheesy
Ah yes! It didn't.

You know, the best time to punt is during these early stages when teams don't really know what the end of the season holds for them. Not when a team like Arsenal is threatened with relegation and you want City to beat them. Never gonna work. grin

I read on that thread that you've got Malaria. Sorry about that. Taken any drug yet?

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Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by Nobody: 5:53pm On Aug 12, 2018
SirMichael1:

Ah yes! It didn't.

You know, the best time to punt is during these early stages when teams don't really know what the end of the season holds for them. Not when a team like Arsenal is threatened with relegation and you want City to beat them. Never gonna work. grin

I read on that thread that you've got Malaria. Sorry about that. Taken any drug yet?



Yes o! Unless something is at stake.... Arsenal won't improve. grin Now it's not about Wenger anymore grin Most top clubs winning their opening match. Yes am on medication. Thanks Boss! I just hope Barcelona will win too grin
Re: How Fast Can You Raise Up Your Dick ? by SirMichael1: 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2018
RB007:




Yes o! Unless something is at stake.... Arsenal won't improve. grin Now it's not about Wenger anymore grin Most top clubs winning their opening match. Yes am on medication. Thanks Boss! I just hope Barcelona will win too grin


Lol. Barcelona? Today's match or their first league match?

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