What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? - Nairaland General (3)

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Tapout(m): 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2018

donigspain:
That was in 2012, I was in Agbani (Enugu state) for my project defense. I needed to check the cyber cafe to know the progress of the project typing so I pleaded with my landlord's son to allow me use his motorcycle.

The guy be my friend so it wasn't difficult to get his consent. I carry bike enter road. I don finish checking on the project but one spirit suggest make I go show off the bike for one of my guys place 500 meters down the road.

I move sharpally. I was cruising on the tarred road when all of a sudden I blanked out. I mean I had NO CONSCIOUSNESS of what was going on. It lasted for like 3 seconds. It was the crash sound "gboaaaa!!!" that jolted me back to reality.

I got down from the bike, looked back and saw a woman (early 50s) lying lifeless on the road with blood gushing out from her skull.

r u for real so what happened next??

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by doctore212(m): 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2018

Bought a sex doll with my school fees . Still regretting my action till today

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Mizk(f): 1:58pm On Sep 10, 2018

YoungDaNaval:
Mine was pouring detergent in tea thinking it was milk

Lmao

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by heffem(m): 1:58pm On Sep 10, 2018

I joined a very long ATM queue, only to discover I wasn't even with my debit card when it got to my turn...

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by ladygudhead(f): 1:59pm On Sep 10, 2018

Using my phone touch light to search for other stuff then start searching for that same phone with the same touch light. lol

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by boborneyor(m): 2:01pm On Sep 10, 2018

I rather not say it here before una go dey use am against my political ambition in future

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Shagzy89: 2:02pm On Sep 10, 2018

I wanted to wash my cloths,then i went straight to d kitchen and i picked salt thinkin it was a detergent soap..i poured everytin into d water,i stirred it but it didnt foam...mo ti jogor

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by MeeLan: 2:08pm On Sep 10, 2018

I took a pee out of my hotel room upstairs and only realised it after the mosquito net sent the wee-wee splashing back at my face!
#booze

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 2:08pm On Sep 10, 2018

Was washing my dishes after eating when i mistakenly washed my cellphone assuming it was a plate

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by JuanDeDios: 2:11pm On Sep 10, 2018

frozen70:
Hahaha
Craziest and most embarrassing moment

Why are you called frozen?

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Divay22(f): 2:12pm On Sep 10, 2018

talk2rotman:
many.
I once stayed on a queue to withdraw money for almost 2 hrs... and when it was my turn I searched for the ATM card only to discover I left it at home.

one day... I loaded mtn card.. 1000 naira to sub for a month... and I saw a code that says I will be given 4gig thinking it was gonna be for a month... I dialed d code only to find out it's validity period was just 7days. I was angry with everyone and everything around me throughout that day.

one day I was so excited I wanna make moimoi... after grinding d beans and putting Magi and d likes and den tie it inside nylon... five minutes later I realise I didn't put with groundnut oil or red oil.

one day I was going to work... I made eba to take along only to get to school and realise I didn't come with soup.... only eba. and I got to know when I wanted to eat around 1pm.....

Hope you ate the moi moi like that grin

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Mustiboy(m): 2:13pm On Sep 10, 2018

Point of correction: 'what's the dumbest/craziest thing you've done absent mindedly?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Divay22(f): 2:14pm On Sep 10, 2018

doctore212:
Bought a sex doll with my school fees . Still regretting my action till today

Would you like to sale it?

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by iramure(m): 2:14pm On Sep 10, 2018

Absentmindedly, I opened my fridge to urinate inside it

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by SamuelEzeigbo(m): 2:15pm On Sep 10, 2018

ugybabe2020:
Went to Atm,waited for 2hours only to discover it was my schl ID i came with.I nearly cried that day.

Wonderful

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by MoyoGENERAL: 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2018

Picked beans for two hours, instead of disposing the chaffs, I absentmindedly dumped the clean beans in the dustbin(dirty)!
Crazy!!!!!

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Typewriter(m): 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2018

boiling water up for bath mix it at the bathroom went and got my olive oil (anointed o) add it, about to pray when i noticed i have not flossed the toilet of my night urine, only to empty the mixed bath water and realised my mistake when i return with the cold one for bath, cold water brought my senses back to reality, trust me i went out to redo a new warm water and anointed oil but almost missed my business appointment

thanks to God

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by naturefellow(m): 2:18pm On Sep 10, 2018*

Many years back, purchased a supposed body cream from a supermarket. It had a peppery sensation on my skin whenever I used it. That felt odd but I kept using it anyway. I told a friend who came visiting, and he took a look at the cream only to discover that it was the hair relaxer from the same cream manufacturer I had been using.

Went shopping with a older relative in a supermarket. The first item I needed and picked was Nixoderm, that little green thing. I fiddled with it as i escorted my aunty around examining the aisles for her needs. And while at that, I had dipped the Nixoderm in my back pocket, assuming it was one of my personal effects, like phone or key, wallet, the likes. It was a fun night at the supermarket until we got to the counter to check out when a security personnel confronted me for shoplifting... lipsrsealed

I literally had to explain why I had the shop property inn my possession without the intent of paying for it...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by naturefellow(m): 2:22pm On Sep 10, 2018*

Happens often! Want to trash a used airtime slip, and then you try to throw your phone away instead. And your brain OS thankfully finishes periodic update just before you do so. Or the sh#t still happens anyway undecided

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by sarcasticdude(m): 2:25pm On Sep 10, 2018

Too many but lemme share this one.
Twas back in high school when me,my crush and a couple of classmates were doing our usual group discussion,one guy said something funny and when I laughed,Thick mucus gushed outta my nose

chai I wanted to kee mysef dat day

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Smarte724(m): 2:25pm On Sep 10, 2018

The day I filled water on my electric kettle and put it on top of gas burner and on the gas burner, went inside the room to rest a bit before the water get hot, after some minutes noticed that smoke is coming inside the room, rushed inside the kitchen lo and behold my kettle was dark already,

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by akinszz: 2:30pm On Sep 10, 2018

lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems

lies

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by alphaconde(m): 2:32pm On Sep 10, 2018

if u havent locked you car keys inside the car then u wont understand the question

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by ZZ22: 2:33pm On Sep 10, 2018*

I once came to my cousin's house he gave me his photo album(hardcopy) to watch. As I checked the pics he identified for me some of the people he snapped with. I got to the one I snapped with him HONESTLY not knowing it was me i asked him, who be this? he looked at me and didn't say anything, I took the pic closer to his face and repeated same question and he was like guy what's up na you don't know yourself again? I looked closely at the pic found out it was my clothes before i proceeded to the mirror to know how I really look.

Do I say how I bought noodles and eggs. I cooked the noodles and hurriedly ate it forgetting that I bought eggs.

I was high as fk when my friend asked me to screenshot my game so he could play too. After i have done so he didn't request for the game immediately so i plugged back my phone to where it was charging. When he finally asked for the game I tapped my phone and discovered that it wasn't charging, I adjusted the charger still it couldn't charge. I was angry thinking what could have spoiled the charger and how to get another original charger. It took several minutes before I realize the phone is on screenshot and as I reason my guy the levels we laughed so hard about it.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by nepapole(m): 2:34pm On Sep 10, 2018

Crossing at oshodi .
They put me inside green Maria. cry

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by CCC2(m): 2:35pm On Sep 10, 2018

After taking skuchis for the first time. Took my damaged phone to computer village for repairs and forgot the shop i gave it to.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by myked(m): 2:38pm On Sep 10, 2018*

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Israel17: 2:39pm On Sep 10, 2018

alphaconde:
if u havent locked you car keys inside the car then u wont understand the question

more than twice, just sweating like Christmas goat

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by sinola(m): 2:42pm On Sep 10, 2018

Mehn,it was when I was job hunting.i bought N1500 mtn airtime with the money I borrowed only to over scratch it.Didnt know that customer care can assist recharge it .I threw it away but was told it can be recharged if only I had called customercare.I was so pissed off throughout that week because it got me superbroke.
Meanwhile,N1500 airtime was the only denomination of airtime they had hst time if u could remember.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by khome(f): 2:44pm On Sep 10, 2018

donigspain:
That was in 2012, I was in Agbani (Enugu state) for my project defense. I needed to check the cyber cafe to know the progress of the project typing so I pleaded with my landlord's son to allow me use his motorcycle.

The guy be my friend so it wasn't difficult to get his consent. I carry bike enter road. I don finish checking on the project but one spirit suggest make I go show off the bike for one of my guys place 500 meters down the road.

I move sharpally. I was cruising on the tarred road when all of a sudden I blanked out. I mean I had NO CONSCIOUSNESS of what was going on. It lasted for like 3 seconds. It was the crash sound "gboaaaa!!!" that jolted me back to reality.

I got down from the bike, looked back and saw a woman (early 50s) lying lifeless on the road with blood gushing out from her skull.

Are you for real?

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 2:45pm On Sep 10, 2018

donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.

Abeg which kind soup you wan use 3k cook that time huh

Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by gbigbega: 2:45pm On Sep 10, 2018

was to board a flight from Lagos to Abuja. Flight time on the ticked was 14:00(2pm), i got to the airport about 12 and sat down. At 2pm a flight to Abuja was called but i ignored it. For some reason i thought 14:00 was 4pm. When it was around 2:30pm it just suddenly down on me that 14:00 wasn't 4pm. Unfortunately all other flights are fully booked, I had to sleep in Lagos o till the next day.

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