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3 BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES!!!

1. Smokers don't grow old!

2.Smokers can not be bitten by a dog!!

3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lungs damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2.Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3.Thieves cant break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking

Mtcheeeeew is it your smoking?

You smoke you die. You no smoke you die. I have decided to smoke and die. Gaskiya!

N0favors:
Mtcheeeeew is it your smoking?

You smoke you die. You no smoke you die. I have decided to smoke and die. Gaskiya!

Oh no!!!
U'll not die bro
But stop smoking

Nedfed:
Oh no!!!
U'll not die bro
But stop smoking

Person wey no smoke yesterday, where dem dey today?

Op,try get sense na,I beg u try buy sense cos this ur mumu no get limit...