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“any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by edurach(op): 10:33am On Sep 21, 2018*

A Nigerian man simply identified as Shadrack Okpomhe on facebook has taken to the platform to advise men against the use of aphrodisiac to enhance their performance during sex.

Read below;

??MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SEX IS 13 MINUTES..? for married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol…

Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs (Sex Enhancing drugs).

Depending on what side of the sex duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.

But, according to a 2008 study of United States and Canadian sex therapists, sex that is “too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.

It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.

So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.

Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: sexual weakness.

This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sex isn’t enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).

The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs.

Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sex is 3 to 5 minutes, our women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.

Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.

Men! Men!! Men!!! How many times have I called you? Take note and beware. Any woman telling you Harder, Harder, Harder, rebuke her sharp sharp.

Please send this to the men/women in your lives to prevent early death/death in active service.

I don talk my own. If you like hear & if you like no hear.

Nah you sabi.
https://newsnownigeria.com.ng

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by marshalldgreat(m): 10:38am On Sep 21, 2018

Seconded !!! Ah ah which "fvck me hard" everytime be that one... But for @simpleP i no mind grin

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by dynicks(m): 10:40am On Sep 21, 2018

Thirded!...i cannot come nd kill myself....if I cum too quickly, u can as well go too quickly biko....no be food nd no time for explanations...

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by DavidEsq(m): 10:43am On Sep 21, 2018

Thirded

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by HonAdeli(m): 10:45am On Sep 21, 2018

dynicks:
Thirded!...i cannot come nd kill myself....no be food

Lol badt man grin

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Jessyjack(f): 10:50am On Sep 21, 2018

So this is news.... huh

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by chiommy123(f): 11:01am On Sep 21, 2018

I was wondering too

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by ikeno(m): 11:04am On Sep 21, 2018

this part really crack me up "pistle damages earlier than the mortar" cheesy

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Rockyrascal(m): 11:11am On Sep 21, 2018

This headline is misleading; I thought it was some 'OBANJE' shii.

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Kharol1234: 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2018

my grl do me dis tin last wk sunday tellin me she hasnt cum wer me don cum like 2tyms...i just tel r say i wan rest na so slip carry me go....sumbody can not cum and die on pu**y na

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 1:56pm On Sep 21, 2018

Lol,i swear u are sick

marshalldgreat:
Seconded !!! Ah ah which "fvck me hard" everytime be that one... But for @simpleP i no mind

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by samysmoothfresh: 1:56pm On Sep 21, 2018*

Biitch: owh yea.....yea....ah....ah baby harder.......harder........faster.....uh yea

me: (enters gear 4) shiit......(groans) baby i gat you.

biitch: yes......yes......holy fvck!........fvck me......oh yea......fvck me harder........hardeeeer!!

Me: (surprised but brushes it aside and enter gear 5 even while feeling slight waist pain)

biitch: faster you bastard........faster........hit it harder..........fasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!

Me: (frowns and pulls out) shior!............which kind wahala be this?............you be witch?

which one be faster harder faster........... dem tell you say i be flash...........thunder fire you!!!

I cannor come and die ontop vagina..................wide vagina for that matter

#spits and walk away with my people (my fellow 1min men)

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 1:58pm On Sep 21, 2018

I support him,it shoudnt b more dan 10 minutes

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 1:59pm On Sep 21, 2018

*1 min man convention* cry

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by marshalldgreat(m): 2:02pm On Sep 21, 2018

Simplep:
Lol,i swear u are sick

And you have the CURE grin

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by marshalldgreat(m): 2:08pm On Sep 21, 2018

Simplep:
I support him,it shoudnt b more dan 10 minutes

Shuo!! This is unlike an Edo babe o... Bia Pat, are you saying the truth? Make you no dey pretend here o grin

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Offpoint: 2:10pm On Sep 21, 2018*

I've vow never to involve in that shît call sex for now, after I accidentally put my phone on audio recorder during the shît... after the act and I tried playing the record back... I can't believe bullshits I was saying... ah a grown azz man like me speaking Chinese.

#Ah sww, hmm, e sweet oo, sey you put sugar? e like combination of sugar and honey, my head wan burst... kakakuku kikilamalama papami latilati aah.. like that, oh no.. nawa o... do that again, again, again... I don die... peperenpe... lalalala [weaselling]...

don't want to talk about all the promises I've made and all of these within just a minute.

never again am I involving myself in such a stupid act again till I got married

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:11pm On Sep 21, 2018

U dont need drugs to improve ur sex life.all u need do is eat right and exercise. If u do this u will be able to satisfy ur lady except if she aint human. But then how many nigerian men dey eat right? Excessive beer and cigar will be the bane of the average nigerian man. Apart from this a man that is unable to afford a good square meal and balanced diet cos of poverty should not being thinking of sex. U dont have sex on an empty stomach. U can imagine a youth who can only just afford to drink a plate of garri with groundnut be gallanvating from one ashawo house to the next. On dat empty stomach he go pump imsef with tramadol.wasting ur precious seed and d little energy u have and u die in d process.

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:16pm On Sep 21, 2018

LivingFree:
*1 min man convention*

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by tosyne2much(m): 2:19pm On Sep 21, 2018

lefulefu:
U dont need drugs to improve ur sex life.all u need do is eat right and exercise. If u do this u will be able to satisfy ur lady except if she aint human. But then how many nigerian men dey eat right? Excessive beer and cigar will be the bane of the average nigerian man. Apart from this a man that is unable to afford a good square meal and balanced diet cos of poverty should not being thinking of sex. U dont have sex on an empty stomach. U can imagine a youth who can only just afford to drink a plate of garri with groundnut be gallanvating from one ashawo house to the next. On dat empty stomach he go pump imsef with tramadol.wasting ur precious seed and d little energy u have and u die in d process.

Very true

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 21, 2018

lefulefu:

they have cum to gather grin

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:22pm On Sep 21, 2018

Offpoint:
I've vow never to involve in that shît call sex for now, after I accidentally put my phone on audio recorder during the shît... after the act and I tried playing the record back... I can't believe bullshits I was saying... ah a grown azz man like me speaking Chinese.

#Ah sww, hmm, e sweet oo, sey you put sugar? papami latilati aah.. like that, oh no.. nawa o... do that again, again, again... I don die... peperenpe... lalalala [weaselling]...

don't want to talk about all the promises I've made and all of these within just a minute.

never again am I involving myself in such a stupid act again till I got married

#dead

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:24pm On Sep 21, 2018

tosyne2much:
Very true

iyam telling u cheesy

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:26pm On Sep 21, 2018

Let us do simple word problem in mathematics...
Question 1: A certain man climbs on a woman for 'push me, I push you'. If it takes 3 minutes for the man to cum, how long will it take for the woman to go? Give you answers in 3 format and why will she go?

2. If it takes the man 5 mins, to cum. How long will it take the woman to cum. State your reasons. Marks: 50mks

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:26pm On Sep 21, 2018

LivingFree:
they have cum to gather

ler dem console themselves abeg cheesy

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 2:27pm On Sep 21, 2018

LivingFree:
*1 min man convention*

How many minutes is good enough? You, women need to communicate these things to us.

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:29pm On Sep 21, 2018

LivingFree:
*1 min man convention*

Thanks. Feel free to join us.

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:31pm On Sep 21, 2018

SlayQueenSlayer:
How many minutes is good enough? You, women need to communicate these things to us.

A healthy man doesn't need a time frame! Get to know your body. Sex is exercise and if you no fit then get fit embarassed

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Offpoint: 2:32pm On Sep 21, 2018

LivingFree:

#dead

na true o

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 2:34pm On Sep 21, 2018

lefulefu:
ler dem console themselves abeg

Like you said an unhealthy lifestyle is the problem... it's an irony when the world believes black men have the biggest dick and they are the best in sex and then all we see is PE and small willy issues all over nl grin

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Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by dingbang(m): 3:48pm On Sep 21, 2018

harder harder and you want me to still pay you.... nonsense

please read my signature, thanks.

Re: “any Woman Telling You Harder, Rebuke Her Sharp Sharp” – Nigerian Man Advises by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 21, 2018

dingbang:
harder harder and you want me to still pay you.... nonsense

please read my signature, thanks.

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