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Women Are Thieves!!! by ArchangeLucifer(op): 3:40pm On Oct 13, 2018
Seriously guys, everything we own has been stolen from us by these women.

They are just too greedy. They can't see anything on us without wanting to steal it from us.

I don't know why women are so envious of men and their privileges.

They've stolen our haircuts,
sports,
jeans / trousers / tracksuits,
6-pack & abs,
sneakers,
suits,
our boxers & briefs,
condoms,
gym & workout sessions,
steroids,
our music genres,
shaving sticks,
video games,
bet9ja sef - they now bet more than guys
our bachelor's eve was stolen & converted to bachelorette's party
jobs - they want to be mechanics & keke drivers now
our preeq in form of dildos

Transgender women have even gone as far as creating synthetic joysticks just to be like us.

Hell, they even introduced a sex position - the Amazon style - a total reversal of our fore fathers' beloved missionary style.


One of them has even stolen our hair chest, beards & deep voice!! shocked Just negodu! angry
[img]https://1.bp..com/-jVOny4c02B0/V4mzFL5eTMI/AAAAAAACeoU/fYb2ByxXASAtBcQGJTX-JIYzQQItOJY_gCLcB/s1600/13584013_493471207444241_420335088_n.jpg[/img]

Inshort, after seeing this gruesome picture, my anger has increased. angry
Enough is enough!!!

These thieves must be stopped at all cost!!

I charge every virile male reading this; drop your phone/laptop, grab a bat or boulder or any vicious weapon you can find right now & beat to death any female you find with any of the above listed items in your hood

Charity begins at home!

*spits angry
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by Nobody: 3:43pm On Oct 13, 2018
We will start with you, The father of lies LUCIFER grin
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by ATEAMS: 4:05pm On Oct 13, 2018
Na woman born you abi na man...
you sounded bitter
are you gay?
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by ArchangeLucifer(op): 4:21pm On Oct 13, 2018
ATEAMS:
Na woman born you abi na man...
you sounded bitter
are you gay?
Are you looking for a partner? shocked
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by ATEAMS: 4:23pm On Oct 13, 2018
ArchangeLucifer:
Are you looking for a partner? shocked
lol
I have been misquoted by the devil... I cover my **** with the blood of Jesus
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by Kseafresh: 5:41pm On Oct 13, 2018
When you think you've read it all,then read this..... stupidity has no limit sha undecided
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by Nobody: 6:18pm On Oct 13, 2018
Lmfao
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by ArchangeLucifer(op): 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2018

Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by IamPlato(m): 6:49pm On Oct 13, 2018
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Are You Not that Pocohantas boyfriend?
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by Nobody: 6:50pm On Oct 13, 2018
ArchangeLucifer:
Seriously guys, everything we own has been stolen from us by these women.

They are just too greedy. They can't see anything on us without wanting to steal it from us.

I don't know why women are so envious of men and their privileges.

They've stolen our haircuts,
sports,
jeans / trousers / tracksuits,
6-pack & abs,
sneakers,
suits,
our boxers & briefs,
condoms,
gym & workout sessions,
steroids,
our music genres,
shaving sticks,
video games,
bet9ja sef - they now bet more than guys
our bachelor's eve was stolen & converted to bachelorette's party
jobs - they want to be mechanics & keke drivers now
our preeq in form of dildos

Transgender women have even gone as far as creating synthetic joysticks just to be like us.

Hell, they even introduced a sex position - the Amazon style - a total reversal of our fore fathers' beloved missionary style.


One of them has even stolen our hair chest, beards & deep voice!! shocked Just negodu! angry
[img]https://1.bp..com/-jVOny4c02B0/V4mzFL5eTMI/AAAAAAACeoU/fYb2ByxXASAtBcQGJTX-JIYzQQItOJY_gCLcB/s1600/13584013_493471207444241_420335088_n.jpg[/img]

Inshort, after seeing this gruesome picture, my anger has increased. angry
Enough is enough!!!

These thieves must be stopped at all cost!!

I charge every virile male reading this; drop your phone/laptop, grab a bat or boulder or any vicious weapon you can find right now & beat to death any female you find with any of the above listed items in your hood

Charity begins at home!

*spits angry
first of all, you can start to beat your mother or sister to death, then we will know you're for real. What is your problem? Are you just doing this for cheap popularity and likes?? If that's why then you're in a very sorry state.
Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by IamPlato(m): 6:55pm On Oct 13, 2018
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That Amazon Style Make Sense Die... Some Girls Are Shy when Trying It Out
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