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This illustrated children's book might look harmless at first sight until you read the conversations the kids are having.


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God punish the writer

What you dont know wont hurt you, as kids i dont think they will give it double meaning...
Am just confused now whether to teach my future children that pussyy also means cat, and that a b!tch is a female dog or i should not visit that subject at all and leave it for my future wife to teach

A child will read this story and walk away.
Though I can't deny the fact it can corrupt the innocent.

Pedophile author should be arrested and hanged by the "balls".

Dirty souls, interpreting nonsense

What is the writer trying to achieve here. He's really mischievous.

Children with clean mind will read it without connecting the dots.

The writer sha

Children will understand it as nothing but ball.

What a story!

This is what happens when pervs write children's books

I might've thought they were innocent till I got to the "girls and hairy balls part".

What a fvcking perv to write a child's book. Bastard

Not a kids book. Una go just dey behave like zombie

I'm only bothered about the Sick Writer.....


Must be a Paedophile

There Nothing wrong with this children book maybe because am reading it with clean mindset

If you understand those jokes, you are going to hell

The author of this book just loves balls

wayne4loan:
There Nothing wrong with this children book maybe because am reading it with clean mindset

Certainly. In which of the tournaments have you seen them using hairy balls? Man be true to thine self.

Girls truely hate hairy balls

Balls like the lawn tennis balls are difficult to control when in full force. It will just bounce off one's face, hit whatever it can, comes back around

Me will just be looking at it until it settles somewhere then I will pick it up.

So exhausting

Oh my God

I was really trying to give the writer the benefit of the doubt until I got to the last part

girls don't like hairy balls

like seriously

That guy is a freaking pervert

For those saying kids won't understand , puhleeease

kids that have started doing mommy and daddy at age 4 . It won't be difficult for them to understand this thing soon.

Many religious people have actually accused some kids educational multinationals like Disney, of 'catching them young' for Satan by drilling promiscuity, satanism & violence into the subconscious of the world's children. So supervise the books, videos & TV programs ur kids consume. Even Lalasticlala needs to know this since he is now a parent.

chisos is lawd

Catch them young abi.

keryj:
Girls truely hate hairy balls

Balls like the lawn tennis balls are difficult to control when in full force. It will just bounce off one's face, hit whatever it can, comes back around

Me will just be looking at it until it settles somewhere then I will pick it up.

So exhausting

Experience player, I hail thee

JasonScoolari:
Experience player, I hail thee

Thanks to the great discoverer like you

Xaos:
A child will read this story and walk away.
Though I can't deny the fact it can corrupt the innocent.

If your child gets any sexual impression from that book, then your child knew a lot about sex before reading the book

It only reveals what your child is already like

Emescot:
What you dont know wont hurt you, as kids i dont think they will give it double meaning...
Am just confused now whether to teach my future children that pussyy also means cat, and that a b!tch is a female dog or i should not visit that subject at all and leave it for my future wife to teach


But seriously do girls really hate hairy balls

PussyCat is a PussyCat, A bitch is a female dog. Valid in a dictionary. The other pussy-cat is basically a slang. Just like Banana and Nana.

your last question might implicate you as a pedophile. Girls or ladies/Women? just my 2cent. 1 love

RastaYheed:
PussyCat is a PussyCat, A bitch is a female dog. Valid in a dictionary. The other pussy-cat is basically a slang. Just like Banana and Nana.

your last question might implicate you as a pedophile. Girls or ladies/Women? just my 2cent. 1 love

Lol thanks bro... I got carried away by that 3rd picture, I will change it. 1 love

keryj:
Girls truely hate hairy balls

Balls like the lawn tennis balls are difficult to control when in full force. It will just bounce off one's face, hit whatever it can, comes back around

Me will just be looking at it until it settles somewhere then I will pick it up.

So exhausting

This your comment put me for quagmire