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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 10:02am On Dec 18, 2018
Boyka007:

Lol.. Baba d struggle is real o

My brother.. Officers have been promising to help since 2009 grin grin grin

They gree help??

No man wan use favour way he suppose use get one star or two star general for you way wan be cadet grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 10:09am On Dec 18, 2018
If you really wanna Laugh really hard especilly this christmas season you don't need to spend huge sums for Comedy shows. Just buy suya and a chilled drink, login to nairaland, look for the army thread on the day the list will be released, the kind of questions and comment you will read ehh!!! you go laff that day sote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you go nearly kpai.
That is when you see questions like
1) Can a lance Corporal or Traffic warder sign my form?
2) Where can I get BVN?
3) Army have closed their site, how do they expect us to print the forms etc
4) I backed my documents in google drive and it has crashed grin

Caveat:
The thread should be followed that day under the supervision of a physician.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MorningStar233: 10:15am On Dec 18, 2018
Boyka007:


If you've not gotten in pm me or send me ur mail. I have d soft copy saved

Thanks so so much, I've gotten it

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Akosxxx(m): 10:17am On Dec 18, 2018
ugo4u:
If you really wanna Laugh really hard especilly this christmas season you don't need to spend huge sums for Comedy shows. Just buy suya and a chilled drink, login to nairaland, look for the army thread on the day the list will be released, the kind of questions and comment you will read ehh!!! you go laff that day sote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you go nearly kpai.
That is when you see questions like
1) Can a lance Corporal or Traffic warder sign my form?
2) Where can I get BVN?
3) Army have closed their site, how do they expect us to print the forms etc
4) I backed my documents in google drive and it has crashed grin

Caveat:
The thread should be followed that day under the supervision of a physician.
Hahaha... This one is strong.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 10:19am On Dec 18, 2018
ugo4u:
If you really wanna Laugh really hard especilly this christmas season you don't need to spend huge sums for Comedy shows. Just buy suya and a chilled drink, login to nairaland, look for the army thread on the day the list will be released, the kind of questions and comment you will read ehh!!! you go laff that day sote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you go nearly kpai.
That is when you see questions like
1) Can a lance Corporal or Traffic warder sign my form?
2) Where can I get BVN?
3) Army have closed their site, how do they expect us to print the forms etc
4) I backed my documents in google drive and it has crashed grin

Caveat:
The thread should be followed that day under the supervision of a physician.


Lol
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 10:21am On Dec 18, 2018
ugo4u:
If you really wanna Laugh really hard especilly this christmas season you don't need to spend huge sums for Comedy shows. Just buy suya and a chilled drink, login to nairaland, look for the army thread on the day the list will be released, the kind of questions and comment you will read ehh!!! you go laff that day sote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you go nearly kpai.
That is when you see questions like
1) Can a lance Corporal or Traffic warder sign my form?
2) Where can I get BVN?
3) Army have closed their site, how do they expect us to print the forms etc
4) I backed my documents in google drive and it has crashed grin

Caveat:
The thread should be followed that day under the supervision of a physician.
Lol. I don laff sotey I get to give people my fone make dem read so dem go sure say I never begin kolo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 10:27am On Dec 18, 2018
na so erimakosamuel de complain how him go take de naked face NAF medical board grin, me be like the nigga never serious, when some candidates sef de ready to naked enter motor from their state go the screening.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Eemekaok(m): 10:51am On Dec 18, 2018
ugo4u:
If you really wanna Laugh really hard especilly this christmas season you don't need to spend huge sums for Comedy shows. Just buy suya and a chilled drink, login to nairaland, look for the army thread on the day the list will be released, the kind of questions and comment you will read ehh!!! you go laff that day sote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you go nearly kpai.
That is when you see questions like
1) Can a lance Corporal or Traffic warder sign my form?
2) Where can I get BVN?
3) Army have closed their site, how do they expect us to print the forms etc
4) I backed my documents in google drive and it has crashed grin

Caveat:
The thread should be followed that day under the supervision of a physician.

Bro. Dat No 1. Weak me! Aswear ��������• Lmao✓✓✓

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by HarunaWest(m): 11:00am On Dec 18, 2018
Gisbourne44:


Lol. This one touch me sha.. grin

Shame no fit allow me go the cafe way I go print out my Air Force and naval scanned copies of signed documents

Cos they were signed by officers in the AHQ and DHQ

As I dey print , the guys for there just dey hail me say my own Don soft grin grin

Bros, my name no comot for both..

Na why I lock up for this army.
Hahahahaha naso okk...Me I know one dude personally...na state Gov dey sponsor am...From the way am looking at things,the guy own don sure already...me was asking him to practice for the Sprint...he was like ' what Sprint'..... I weak mehn...Na there I know say ma leg short...Dude ain't going for screening mehn.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eDoctorr(m): 11:02am On Dec 18, 2018
ugo4u:
na so erimakosamuel de complain how him go take de naked face NAF medical board grin, me be like the nigga never serious, when some candidates sef de ready to naked enter motor from their state go the screening.

Lolzz
If that would guarantee an automatic selection, Bro, I'd be glad to go oo.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 11:28am On Dec 18, 2018
HarunaWest:

Hahahahaha naso okk...Me I know one dude personally...na state Gov dey sponsor am...From the way am looking at things,the guy own don sure already...me was asking him to practice for the Sprint...he was like ' what Sprint'..... I weak mehn...Na there I know say ma leg short...Dude ain't going for screening mehn.


Lol.. He dey happen o grin grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KennethNnolim(m): 11:51am On Dec 18, 2018
Please where did they instruct applicants to get their reference forms signed by "at least two referees"? I myself just have 4 documents; the photocard, parent consent form, local government attestation form and one reference form. Anyone with a screenshot can post it here for us to see because I didn't see anything like that on the site, unless some of us are confusing it with those of NAF and NN
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 12:01pm On Dec 18, 2018
KennethNnolim:
Please where did they instruct applicants to get their reference forms signed by "at least two referees"? I myself just have 4 documents; the photocard, parent consent form, local government attestation form and one reference form. Anyone with a screenshot can post it here for us to see because I didn't see anything like that on the site, unless some of us are confusing it with those of NAF and NN
Time never reach e don de manifest small small.
Go to the army website and carefully read the instructions again or start reading from page 100 all ur questions have being treated.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ibnvictor(m): 12:21pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Heatup47:
The Reference form is 2.
The instruction is that you must be recommended by at least 2 recognizable referees.

The LGA form is to attest that you are from that LGA.

If you don't have another "Reference Form"
just drop your whatsapp number here and I will forward it via whatsapp.

I have a Word Document (.doc/.docx) format of the form which you can edit with your phone or Microsoft word.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 12:51pm On Dec 18, 2018
KennethNnolim:
Please where did they instruct applicants to get their reference forms signed by "at least two referees"? I myself just have 4 documents; the photocard, parent consent form, local government attestation form and one reference form. Anyone with a screenshot can post it here for us to see because I didn't see anything like that on the site, unless some of us are confusing it with those of NAF and NN
Read alphabet D
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mafialeader: 1:20pm On Dec 18, 2018
MorningStar233:

I have already singed the one I have... Did they say it must be two, as In two reference form and one local govt attestation form?
only the reference form is to be signed twice.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MorningStar233: 1:21pm On Dec 18, 2018
Mafialeader:
only the reference form is to be signed twice.

Thanks very much
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jaypher(m): 1:23pm On Dec 18, 2018
Please who should the attestation letter be addressed to? Thanks
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 1:53pm On Dec 18, 2018
Jaypher:
Please who should the attestation letter be addressed to? Thanks
this is my main issue.... I still dont understand dix attestation letter from former institution.... What should be written inside....... My certificate boldly writes in character and learning..... With my certificate what do I still need attestation letter for... I still don't understand dat part at all

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Isaiah42: 2:01pm On Dec 18, 2018
They have been no were they instructed for reference form to be signed twice aspirants. The print out are only 4 which I know we all have but some people will just be confusing others I wonder why.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mafialeader: 2:30pm On Dec 18, 2018
So I ginger my self leave office go Ikeja cantonment to sign, got there and they said almost all the officers don go exercise for jaji. lucky for me I saw one lieutenant, chatted her up and found out she comes from my state too.
Na so she direct me go one of the corps HQ say the commander a Maj Gen na from my state woowwww omo see as I carry speed drive reach there ehnn

Come dey explain give the soldiers wey dey gate, here is the thing the soldiers want to help and even directed me to a major but fear dey catch them direct me to the General. Omo ba so the man begin drive out with him convoy come stop for the gate ask Youngman what do you want here ? I was overjoyed and replied his questions stating what I came for, then the next statement weak me.
He said Youngman I know they must have told you I am from your state but sorry I can't sign for you please leave this premises now chaiiii ! I carry my two leg waka out of their jejely to avoid stories that touch.
As the lord liveth I shall stand before that man in uniform one day.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 2:40pm On Dec 18, 2018
Mafialeader:
So I ginger my self leave office go Ikeja cantonment to sign, got there and they said almost all the officers don go exercise for jaji. lucky for me I saw one lieutenant, chatted her up and found out she comes from my state too.
Na so she direct me go one of the corps HQ say the commander a Maj Gen na from my state woowwww omo see as I carry speed drive reach there ehnn

Come dey explain give the soldiers wey dey gate, here is the thing the soldiers want to help and even directed me to a major but fear dey catch them direct me to the General. Omo ba so the man begin drive out with him convoy come stop for the gate ask Youngman what do you want here ? I was overjoyed and replied his questions stating what I came for, then the next statement weak me.
He said Youngman I know they must have told you I am from your state but sorry I can sign for you please leave this premises now chaiiii ! I carry my two leg waka out of their jejely to avoid stories that touch.
As the lord liveth I shall stand before that man in uniform one day.
what state are you from?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by esteeino13(f): 3:04pm On Dec 18, 2018
Jaypher:
Please who should the attestation letter be addressed to? Thanks

Pls can a lecturer or Hod write the letter of attestation? And must they use the letter heading of the sch?? Pls i need answers thank u
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by teddy77(m): 3:09pm On Dec 18, 2018
Heatup47:
The Reference form is 2.
The instruction is that you must be recommended by at least 2 recognizable referees.

The LGA form is to attest that you are from that LGA.

If you don't have another "Reference Form"
just drop your whatsapp number here and I will forward it via whatsapp.

I have a Word Document (.doc/.docx) format of the form which you can edit with your phone or Microsoft word.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by classicabdul21: 3:15pm On Dec 18, 2018
esteeino13:


Pls can a lecturer or Hod write the letter of attestation? And must they use the letter heading of the sch?? Pls i need answers thank u
Go to your HOD, he will give you a note directing you to Student affairs, so carry your admission letter, Statement of result or your original certificate and ID all for sighting, tell them you came for letter of attestation, u wanna join the military...they will understand, depends from the sch u graduated tho.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mafialeader: 3:40pm On Dec 18, 2018
eclipsehemmy:
what state are you from?
edo state
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by CaptainStephen(m): 5:07pm On Dec 18, 2018
Mafialeader:
So I ginger my self leave office go Ikeja cantonment to sign, got there and they said almost all the officers don go exercise for jaji. lucky for me I saw one lieutenant, chatted her up and found out she comes from my state too.
Na so she direct me go one of the corps HQ say the commander a Maj Gen na from my state woowwww omo see as I carry speed drive reach there ehnn

Come dey explain give the soldiers wey dey gate, here is the thing the soldiers want to help and even directed me to a major but fear dey catch them direct me to the General. Omo ba so the man begin drive out with him convoy come stop for the gate ask Youngman what do you want here ? I was overjoyed and replied his questions stating what I came for, then the next statement weak me.
He said Youngman I know they must have told you I am from your state but sorry I can't sign for you please leave this premises now chaiiii ! I carry my two leg waka out of their jejely to avoid stories that touch.
As the lord liveth I shall stand before that man in uniform one day.
grin grin grin grin grin grin i cant help but laugh, i know the General your are talking about, even fellow generals are intimidated by him.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mjjordan(m): 6:06pm On Dec 18, 2018
Boyka007:


If you've not gotten in pm me or send me ur mail. I have d soft copy saved



i just sent you a pm...pls can you provide me with the soft copy of your forms


thanks in addy
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mafialeader: 6:22pm On Dec 18, 2018
CaptainStephen:
grin grin grin grin grin grin i cant help but laugh, i know the General your are talking about, even fellow generals are intimidated by him.
as in ehnn everybody around dey fear the man
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2018
Heatup47:
The Reference form is 2.
The instruction is that you must be recommended by at least 2 recognizable referees.

The LGA form is to attest that you are from that LGA.

If you don't have another "Reference Form"
just drop your whatsapp number here and I will forward it via whatsapp.

I have a Word Document (.doc/.docx) format of the form which you can edit with your phone or Microsoft word.
pls send to me
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by 01ghostmode: 7:16pm On Dec 18, 2018
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sheriff232: 7:26pm On Dec 18, 2018
Mafialeader:
So I ginger my self leave office go Ikeja cantonment to sign, got there and they said almost all the officers don go exercise for jaji. lucky for me I saw one lieutenant, chatted her up and found out she comes from my state too.
Na so she direct me go one of the corps HQ say the commander a Maj Gen na from my state woowwww omo see as I carry speed drive reach there ehnn

Come dey explain give the soldiers wey dey gate, here is the thing the soldiers want to help and even directed me to a major but fear dey catch them direct me to the General. Omo ba so the man begin drive out with him convoy come stop for the gate ask Youngman what do you want here ? I was overjoyed and replied his questions stating what I came for, then the next statement weak me.
He said Youngman I know they must have told you I am from your state but sorry I can't sign for you please leave this premises now chaiiii ! I carry my two leg waka out of their jejely to avoid stories that touch.
As the lord liveth I shall stand before that man in uniform one day.
Which part of Lagos is that?

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