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PastorAIO:
To a blacksmith, according to your logic, all iron implements are money. Why didn't god say they should bring one tenth of their hoes and cutlasses?

nelsonoba:
Bros, try and be using your sense nah.......
do you get any multiplication from hoes and cutlasses?
Can you plant or invest hoes and cutlasses to make any profit from them as a farmer?
Is the instruction for tithe as clearly seen in Malachi 3 not to bring A TENTH OF YOUR INCREASE/PROFIT
Did God ever say people are supposed to pay tithe when they have not made profit?

Why have you decided to allow your sense depart from you just because you want to prove what you can't?
Please next time, try and be making sense with your questions.
You are bigger than these sub-standard low-quality lame questions you just asked.

nelsonoba:
Bros, try and be using your sense nah.......do you get any multiplication from hoes and cutlasses? Can you plant or invest hoes and cutlasses to make any profit from them as a farmer? Is the instruction for tithe as clearly seen in Malachi 3 not to bring A TENTH OF YOUR INCREASE/PROFIT Did God ever say people are supposed to pay tithe when they have not made profit?

Why have you decided to allow your sense depart from you just because you want to prove what you can't? Please next time, try and be making sense with your questions. You are bigger than these sub-standard low-quality lame questions you just asked.

MuttleyLaff:
Hmmmm!
SMH at you luvmijeje.
Why luvmijeje, why couldnt you have asked me to shed more light on my remark,
but instead you found it easier resorting to accusing me of twisting Christ instructions?

luvmijeje you should know better that now.
You're smart enough to know things like these.
To know that those twelve, for the past 18 months or thereabout, were on a training course with Christ
and that the event in Luke 9:1-5 is where and when very close to the end of Christ's earthly ministry that the twelve's training wheels came off

Quite rightly, the twelve disciples were persuaded by Christ to follow Him
so He can give them special training in how to be fishers of men
and all this, in preparation for laying the foundation for building of the church

Those twelve, with POWER & AUTHORITY were sent out in pairs. This is a test luvmijeje.
They are put through their paces to check their performance, reliability etcetera before being drafted into widespread and wider use.
What will they do when alone, when Christ is not there and so left to their own devices?
Would they obey, would they trust, would they have faith, would they deliver/have good successes?

luvmijeje, if you had put forward Matthew 28:18-20 instead of Luke 9:1-5,
maybe we wouldnt have been having this our intelligent discourse in this way or manner

I know luvmijeje, what you are on about, concerning ekklesia that Christ mentioned and what is paraded and fronted today to be ekklesia
but I dont want to make assumptions without seeing proof of it in black and white.

That's why I kept soliciting for more information to state clearly & in detail, leaving no room for confusion or doubt, of what you're saying/asking

luvmijeje, it is out of fear of God,
that, as a great way to say "thank you" but without a twisted mind or sexualised ulterior motive
I will plant my tender, soft, pale pink rose red lips against your bumbum, next time you throw the bumbum for me.

1 After these things the Lord appointed other seventy also, and sent them two and two before his face into every city and place, whither he himself would come.

2 Therefore said he unto them, The harvest truly is great, but the labourers are few: pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he would send forth labourers into his harvest.

3 Go your ways: behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves.

4 Carry neither purse, nor scrip, nor shoes: and salute no man by the way.

5 And into whatsoever house ye enter, first say, Peace be to this house.

6 And if the son of peace be there, your peace shall rest upon it: if not, it shall turn to you again.

7 And in the same house remain, eating and drinking such things as they give: for the labourer is worthy of his hire. Go not from house to house.

8 And into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you, eat such things as are set before you:

9 And heal the sick that are therein, and say unto them, The kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.

10 But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say,

11 Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.

luvmijeje:
Luke 10 : 1-11

Are the above also on training course?

MuttleyLaff:
Are you by any chance infoxicated?

I asked because I did earlier write that,
the those twelve, with POWER & AUTHORITY were sent out in pairs and that this is a test luvmijeje.

Said they were put through their paces to check their performance, reliability etcetera before being drafted into widespread and wider use.
To see what will they do when alone, when Christ is not there and so left to their own devices
Would they obey, would they trust, would they have faith, would they deliver/have good successes?

I also wrote luvmijeje, that if you had put forward Matthew 28:18-20 instead of Luke 9:1-5,
maybe we wouldnt have been having this our intelligent discourse in this way or manner
Since you are in Luke, then have Luke 24:46-49 in association with Matthew 28:18-20.

Now notice luvmijeje that the twelve were instructed to specifically go only to the Jews, as in, sent to the Israelites alone
and that, it was after the twelves return, that the seventy, were in similar manner sent out to undertake the same test
The only difference between the twelve's and the seventy's testing
was that the seventy were now sent to have the test on a widespread and wider ground,
as in, they were sent to the Jews and Gentiles alike.

The seventy passed the test, returned with joy and testified to Jesus, in Luke 10:17 with the following words:
"Lord, even the demons submit to us in Your name."

So anwering your "Are the above also on training course?" question
The above seventy, just like the earlier twelve, I never said were on a training course
This is a test luvmijeje for the above seventy, just like it was a test for the earlier twelve.

Now this is detouring a bit, to go on to another matter of same or similar strength of importance.
You really need to reconsider what your perception of religion is luvmijeje
because if you thoughtfully read Luke 10:25-37 further down from Luke 10 : 1-11,
you'll get to know that there is no freedom from religion
There is no escape from pure and true religion like you were agreeing with frosbel2 on that other thread

Guess what luvmijeje, hear me out, listen and listen real good
The word "religion" has changed its meaning from what it originally was,
It has changed from when it used to be about benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need
Changed when it used to be associated with the word compassion

You see, having compassion makes you care, lets you become less prejudiced,
makes you less extreme, less intense or violent to want to kill, antagonise or fight unjust wars with another

Yup luvmijeje, compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age etcetera

Watch this luvmijeje, do you ever ask about someone's belief or unbelief first before offering them help or assistance?
Do you ever first, ask about someone's belief or unbelief before extending your compassion to them, especially when in time of need?

If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless by God

Whatever the front, however it is painted and however you've perceived religion to be,
the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it.

Religion, that is pure and faultless, is about, not, how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance.
Religion, that is pure and faultless, is not, about wearing hijab or burka

Even before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. pastor and "church" worker) in Luke 10:25-37
had slipped up on what pure and faultless religion is

Anything less than practising, pure and faultless religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion.
If it's not compassion centric it is false impure and faulty religion

Freedom from that kind of religion is the best thing ever
however freedom from pure and true religion, is the worst thing ever, that will happen to humanity

There is only one true and pure religion in the world - Empathy

If you like skim through this post and fleetingly read it, like I am guessing you'll do

luvmijeje:
Absolutely bullshit. Every single of your comment is bullshit because it's base on a false premise. That's how you get on the pulpit and start teaching rubbish.

Where was it written in the Bible that they were on training course?


Men like you created religion in order to control your fellow men. When next you respond to me I want biblical scripture that shows Christ commanding you all to build churches?

BluntBoy:
Good questions!!

Jesus left the temple and was going away, when his disciples came to point out to him the buildings of the temple. But he answered them, “You see all these, do you not? Truly, I say to you, there will not be left here one stone upon another that will not be thrown down.”

luvmijeje:
[s]Absolutely bullshit.
Every single of your comment is bullshit because it's base on a false premise.
That's how you get on the pulpit and start teaching rubbish.[/s]

luvmijeje:
Where was it written in the Bible that they were on training course?

luvmijeje:
Men like you created religion in order to control your fellow men.

luvmijeje:
When next you respond to me I want biblical scripture that shows Christ commanding you all to build churches?

BluntBoy:
Good questions!!

luvmijeje:
He can never answer it truthfully because during the era of Christ, he prophesied against the building of temple in Matthew 24:1-2

Christ was against the building of churches. Then came in Paul who twisted the teachings of Christ.

MuttleyLaff:
I dont know why you think they are good questions
but do know that she and frosbel2 need to get someone slap reset their brains for them because of their buffooneries.

SMH. For crying out loud, what has ekklesia, to do with physical brick and mortar temple?

The reason why, when the ink was wet, I didnt want to post on frosbel2 "Freedom From Religion Is The Best Thing Ever" thread
was because frosbel2 is on the far high end spectrum of a lost cause, but I changed my mind after reading you endorsing his post.

Once you start down the slippery slope of self-destruction, like frosbel2 has, it is going to be very difficult to climb off it
luvmijeje, dont do follow-follow with frosbel2.
Please dont dig yourself a hole, you cant climb out of

Retrace your steps to find out where you've got it all wrong.
Go study the bible and learn about temple of the heart, about worship in spirit and truth etcetera

MuttleyLaff:
I dont know why you think they are good questions
but do know that she and frosbel2 need to get someone slap reset their brains for them because of their buffooneries.

SMH. For crying out loud, what has ekklesia, to do with physical brick and mortar temple?

The reason why, when the ink was wet, I didnt want to post on frosbel2 "Freedom From Religion Is The Best Thing Ever" thread
was because frosbel2 is on the far high end spectrum of a lost cause, but I changed my mind after reading you endorsing his post.

Once you start down the slippery slope of self-destruction, like frosbel2 has, it is going to be very difficult to climb off it
luvmijeje, dont do follow-follow with frosbel2.
Please dont dig yourself a hole, you cant climb out of

Retrace your steps to find out where you've got it all wrong.
Go study the bible and learn about temple of the heart, about worship in spirit and truth etcetera

BluntBoy:
She made a lot of sense.

We have read about how Christ viewed the temple as mere stones. When did the custom of erecting cathedrals start? Why has church buildings become so powerful that many cannot even tell the difference between a "Church" and a mere building? Why do pastors get so excited when they erect an edifice? Is building an edifice the same as building a church? Should pastors not be sad at the level of dastardly acts committed by Christians all over the world, from money laundering to drug peddling among other life-threatening acts. Why are they rejoicing or admiring mere stones like the disciples did thousands of years ago?

This is an issue that needs serious attention.

Luvmijeje has asked wonderful questions.

PastorAIO:
Actually yes, you CAN invest hoes and cutlasses. As with any other sort of Capital.

So when you pay your monetary tithe, is it because the 50 naira in your pocket multiplied and then you took 1/10 of the increase and paid tithe with it?

If sense departs it can still find it's way and come back to the owner. This is what I pray for you if yours is a case of departed sense. However if it is a case of disingenuity then there is no hope for you.

MuttleyLaff:
Gbese re ooo
Let him read this post unchanged, you don buy market be that
You have bitten more than you can chew
Pikin wey no gree take training for home, na outside people go nack hin head correct with am

BluntBoy:
She made a lot of sense.

BluntBoy:
We have read about how Christ viewed the temple as mere stones.
When did the custom of erecting cathedrals start?
Why has church buildings become so powerful that many cannot even tell the difference between a "Church" and a mere building?
Why do pastors get so excited when they erect an edifice?
Is building an edifice the same as building a church?
Should pastors not be sad at the level of dastardly acts committed by Christians all over the world, from money laundering to drug peddling among other life-threatening acts.
Why are they rejoicing or admiring mere stones like the disciples did thousands of years ago?

BluntBoy:
This is an issue that needs serious attention.

BluntBoy:
Luvmijeje has asked wonderful questions.

luvmijeje:
Thank you Sir for seeing the point that I'm trying to make.

luvmijeje:
So you still couldn't provide any scriptural references for your claim. I tire for your case.

nelsonoba:
SMH

MuttleyLaff:
With the greatest respect to you BluntBoy she isnt making any sense
What she is doing is strawman mining

BluntBoy what has all these got to do with me

Of course it is BluntBoy

No she hasnt if she is a green snake in green grass
Just because I havent mentioned her to be a lurking green snake before now, doesnt mean I never saw her to be one
She is a venomous snake, full of enmity and hostility, hiding in the grass
with the desire to hurt, annoy and/or offend others with her poisoned mind
No matter what wonderful questions a snake asks, a snake is still a snake
BluntBoy and Luvmijeje, remember what wonderful questions the serpent asked Eve in the garden of Eden? SMH.

You're not trying to make any point.
What you are doing is shaking a table you are on.
The table you're standing on is not balanced because it has uneven legs and also isnt placed on firm ground
Double wahala for deady body

BluntBoy, please help ask luvmijeje, where on this thread or anywhere else on Nairaland,
have she read me recommending or supporting the custom of erecting cathedrals

luvmijeje, you are confused more than a chameleon that slid into a bag of skittles
Mobilia sussed you out for what you are
You are a renegade, you are an accuser of Paul, saying Paul twisted the teachings of Christ. SMH

Face palm and Jesus wept, again.
This is an absolute and unbelievable public display of biblical illiteracy
The cheek of it. She is asking me to provide scriptural references in where it's written in the Bible that they were on training course.

Common sense is like deodorant, people who need it most, never use it. SMH
luvmijeje, if you accept and agree that disciple means a follower or pupil of a teacher
why on earth are you requesting I spoon feed you, with bible verses about the disciples' training and testing?

luvmijeje:


You are totally crazy. You quoted me first. I didn't even know you before coming to this thread.

All the time you have used to post that crap, you would have use it to post a scriptural verse to back all your bullshit.

luvmijeje:
I am worst than the deadliest of snake.
I am more vicious and trickish than the serpent in the garden of Eden.
You have been put on notice.

luvmijeje:
Who do the hell do you think you are?
A sanctimonious righteous fool!!

luvmijeje:
Get ready for all of you to be exposed using the scripture. I won't go out of it.
I'll use it to expose all your hyprocisy.
I will expose you as the empty barrel that you are.

luvmijeje:
I'm happy that you copied muttleylaff.
And I'm happy you're now seeing not challenging something that oppose your belief is not the best tactics.

MuttleyLaff:
I dont have to do anything for you
What's wrong with your own hands? Are your hands limp?
Why dont you want to do the heavy lifting yourself?

I will deal with you and send you back squealing to hell

I am your worst daymare and nightmare
Rebel calling me a sanctimonious righteous fool.

Bring it on.
and if you dont have a change of heart and repent, you'll fall on your sword yourself

She said, she didn't even know MuttleyLaff before coming to this thread
but the immediate above is by luvmijeje(f): 6:50am On Jul 09

A guilty person needs to confess because justice will never let a barefaced liar like you luvmijeje, take punishment in silence

You tell blatant lies and concoct impudent untruths easily about other human beings,
and it doesnt matter to you whether they're dead and alive

You have no shame, you lie like a cheap throw Persia rug and make no attempt to disguise it.

Have you ever heard the saying "keep your grass cut short, to see the snakes and kill the closest snake first"

I remember Luke 10:19, talking of Jesus
giving us the authority to trample on snakes & scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; that nothing will harm us

luvmijeje, you are in big trouble.
Your closest cover is blown wide opened, your goose is cooked. You're toast.
cc Mobilia, BluntBoy

A guilty person needs to confess because justice will never let a barefaced liar like you luvmijeje, take punishment in silence

You tell blatant lies and concoct impudent untruths easily about other human beings,
and it doesnt matter to you whether they're dead and alive

luvmijeje:
So you expect me to remember an incident that happened July 9th (5 months ago).
Do you know how many people I have quoted?

luvmijeje:
For me not to remember you, it means you are unremarkable.
You be waka pass.

luvmijeje:
So that is the reason that I'm in big trouble?

luvmijeje:
Copying you 5 months doesn't nullify the fact that you couldn't provide scriptural verse to back your bullshit

luvmijeje:
and it doesn't nullify that you quoted me first on this thread.

luvmijeje:
Muttlaff, you are an hypocrite.

luvmijeje:
You have the gut to call me a liar after twisting and turning the Bible upside down

luvmijeje:
After you couldn't back your training bullshit with a scriptural verse.

MuttleyLaff:
Ms Big Shot, high and mighty not. Shior
If you cant be sure of the moniker, only God knows what else, really and truly you are not to be trusted to be sure of

For you not to remember the moniker, means you are sloppy
There is the difference between you and I
You dont remember the moniker, but I do, the luvmijeje

Pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall
Yes I am. Unremarkable and waka pass are my middle names
Mark them down, remember them because they are your nemesis

You are poison is the reason why you're in big trouble
and you not recognising you've stepped out of your league is another why

The grass is cut short, to see the snakes and kill the closest snake first
You're now on the watch list for whenever you again step out of line to start accusing the brethren
You are in trouble because when you again start opening your big mouth and throwing your weight about again
you will be chased after, get caught, picked and lifted off the floor before being body slammed

You are so full of bullshit, you put the pro (i.e. professional) in the word coprophilia
Get the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo out of here olodo rapata upon twenty

I cant believe I suffered you gladly when you asked for bible verse(s) showing the disciples had training and tests

You are a joke, a clown, behaving like someone with mouth dysentry. Abeggy shift

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
- Ezekiel 25:17 according to Jules

Yes, I quoted you first, for running your mouth with lies and bullshit
You talked so much bullshit I didn't know whether to offer you a breath mint, toilet paper or to shut you the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up

Its MuttleyLaff and not Muttlaff you lazy as foxtrot uniform charlie kilo dipshit.

I will called you a liar to your face, rub it on your face and smear it on your nose

Please dont blame your inadequancy and biblical deficiency on me
What stopped you from lifting up the hood and looking into the engine yourself.

luvmijeje, its because you're infoxicated, that is why you didnt see the scriptural verses
& not understand the bit that partly said, disciple means a follower or pupil of a teacher

luvmijeje:
I ask you to quote where Jesus commanded you all to start building Churches, you went to the book of Ezekiel. MuttleyLaff you're a confused fool.
Get ready to be more confuse. Get ready for me to break down every single shield you are all using to lie against God.

luvmijeje:
I get una time.
You think you are defending God, get ready for me to expose how you have been defending man and not God.

MuttleyLaff:
I've told you before and I would continue keep telling you that you are more confused than a chameleon that slid into a bag of skittles

Show me anywhere on this thread or anywhere else on Nairaland,
where I have supported or advocated building Churches olodo rapata upon twenty
I laugh at your confusion

Common sense is like deodorant, people like you, who need it most, never use it.

Dont worry, by the time, the dust settles, you'll receive sense and have your brain reset
otherwise I'll send you back to sender, squealing, bruised up, battered and crushed, to that hellish, dark and unGodly godly hole you crawled out from

Get ready for Armageddon come early, happening to you
Nonsense and ingredients

luvmijeje:
I hope you know the book of Revelation is a vision or a higher form of dream.
So all what you saw there is not going to happen as it is written.

You can now thank me for the lesson.

MuttleyLaff:
How did you get out?
You are raving the m word with your strawman mining and pathetic tactics.
Get the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo out of my way. Shoir
Thats how they behave, listen I will run you down, run you out of town,.
Just quit whilst your escape route is still open, there and exists

luvmijeje:


This is just the beginning of me straightening you up. By the time I'm through with you, you will start seeing straight and right.

MuttleyLaff:
My "atori" nine o tails whip is busy doing press-up, eager to get to work on you and whip some Godly sense into you.

Where are the proofs of all you've falsely accused me off?
None!

luvmijeje:
What did I accuse of that you didn't bring upon yourself.
Didn't you say the disciples Christ sent out were on a training mission?

How was that an accusation?