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Re: Humans by Eberechi24(f): 12:07pm On Dec 20, 2018
Wadewaltz:
Eberechi24 so u used ur bf's anti-spam bot to ban me abi,anyway am back wit a bang,bengdendendeng!!!sad
Sorry, tongue
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 12:34pm On Dec 27, 2018
Am back!!!,shout out to everyone who made me go on forced vacation most especially

1.Youngzubi

2.Eberechi24

3.Divepen1

4.Prodaic

And the lots,Wahala for d crowd now dat am back
Re: Humans by Youngzubi(m): 1:35pm On Dec 27, 2018
Unbelievable......

I wonder how u feel when people drop encouraging comments here grin

U wrote here on nairaland using shedrer, no show cheesy....

Now Wadewaltz still nothing.....

So after being frustrated you decided to turn the literature section into nauseated arena.... Smh

My boy you can't achieve that recognition you seek through this your mischievous attitude of being obnoxious.

Be a man and stop frustrating peoples life by commenting shitt on their threads cos it won't pay you.

Of course you want fans,the monthly award and soothing comments on your works but yet you fail to do that for others. I just dey look you angry

No hard feeling tho, i already won the award, gat fans, recognized and more, i write update on my thread when i feel like so stop troubling me with those three accounts of yours..... Peace out...

Learn from your masters cos i won't stoop so low by replying you again except u act like man wey u be....
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 1:42pm On Dec 27, 2018
Ur stories are worse dan a broken socket,no nid tryin to defend mysef about not bein an alternate accnt,d more I try d more it gets worse now get off my page,Oldzubi,roadside Mechanic is ur callin,ur just tryin to get me banned again

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Re: Humans by Nobody: 1:44pm On Dec 27, 2018
God!!!!
Re: Humans by Palmerbarry: 3:29pm On Dec 27, 2018
LightQueen:
God!!!!
LOL what?
Re: Humans by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 27, 2018
Palmerbarry:
LOL what?
You no see wetin dey happen? grin
Re: Humans by Palmerbarry: 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
LightQueen:
You no see wetin dey happen? grin
that's how we manage him here o
Re: Humans by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 27, 2018
Palmerbarry:
that's how we manage him here o
grin cheesy
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2018
To cut d long story short,I didnt hear from my fellow offenders again.It was like I was sedated for days wen I woke up,I felt a little bit dizzy,I was beginnin to tink my sentence was all a dream untill I noticed my surroundin.I was in an Airbus.I was bein transported to Arizona.Then I noticed d livin tins around me.I was right in d middle of a frail old man and a bulky gigantic negro.Facin us on d oda end of d bus were three odd,same lookin freaks of nature.All fully bearded wit a rats nest as hair on deir head.Just like me dey were excited abt d journey to controlled freedom.D negro kept talkin abt his past exploit in Mars and Earth fightin for d Federation Army while d three freaks kept bendin to all his whips and caprices,it was lyk dey worshipped him,they saw him in awe.When he noticed I was awake he flashed me a smile,he had well carved shiny white teeths set against his shiny black skin colour,he was painstakinly bald,his skinned glistened more at d temple of his head.

"Hey!,am Akim,wats urs?"........
Re: Humans by Palmerbarry: 6:02pm On Dec 27, 2018
[quote author=Wadewaltz post=74215742]To cut d long story short,I didnt hear from my fellow offenders again.It was like I was sedated for days wen I woke up,I felt a little bit dizzy,I was beginnin to tink my sentence was all a dream untill I noticed my surroundin.I was in an Airbus.I was bein transported to Arizona.Then I noticed d livin tins around me.I was right in d middle of a frail old man and a bulky gigantic negro.Facin us on d oda end of d bus were three odd,same lookin freaks of nature.All fully bearded wit a rats nest as hair on deir head.Just like me dey were excited abt d journey to controlled freedom.D negro kept talkin abt his past exploit in Mars and Earth fightin for d Federation Army while d three freaks kept bendin to all his whips and caprices,it was lyk dey worshipped him,they saw him in awe.When he noticed I was awake he flashed me a smile,he had well carved shiny white teeths...
wait, it's this an update?
Re: Humans by damselposh(f): 8:56pm On Jan 07, 2019
Youngzubi:
Unbelievable......

I wonder how u feel when people drop encouraging comments here grin

U wrote here on nairaland using shedrer, no show cheesy....

Now Wadewaltz still nothing.....

So after being frustrated you decided to turn the literature section into nauseated arena.... Smh

My boy you can't achieve that recognition you seek through this your mischievous attitude of being obnoxious.

Be a man and stop frustrating peoples life by commenting shitt on their threads cos it won't pay you.

Of course you want fans,the monthly award and soothing comments on your works but yet you fail to do that for others. I just dey look you angry

No hard feeling tho, i already won the award, gat fans, recognized and more, i write update on my thread when i feel like so stop troubling me with those three accounts of yours..... Peace out...

Learn from your masters cos i won't stoop so low by replying you again except u act like man wey u be....


Wait Yungzubi, is he the same person as shreder?
Re: Humans by Eberechi24(f): 8:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
[quote author=Palmerbarry post=74216288][/quote]
lmao, of course its an update from our shina Rambo
Re: Humans by Eberechi24(f): 8:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
[quote author=Palmerbarry post=74216288][/quote]
lmao, of course its an update from our shina Rambo
Re: Humans by Eberechi24(f): 8:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
[quote author=Palmerbarry post=74216288][/quote]
lmao, of course its an update from our shina Rambo
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 6:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
He yo!,everyone
Guess who's back
The only six time grand-slam champion,Wadewaltz
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 6:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
PDP-More updates to the people
APC-I have CHANGED
Re: Humans by Wadewaltz(m): 7:02pm On Mar 15, 2019
I refused giving him my name,I wasn't really in the mood for any conversation,not that I was sad,I wake up like this some days.

The airbus stumbled to a halt.It made the shackles to bite deep into my flesh.The door of the airbus was opened and robots came in and pushed us out,I suppose they are the jailors.The first thing that hit me was the bright sunlight.The airbus was a dimly lit one,my fellow prisoners were making a joke about the robots preferring darkness to light.

We were asked to stand on a line for the robots to take our identification.It was a quick one,all we did was walk up to a robot right infront,it would pass a laser light from it's eyes acros our's.After that we proceeded for cavity check.

The arizona prison building was built like an hotel if only you ignore the size of the rooms/cells,the condition of the toilet and the presence of robot-guards holding guns and the barbed-wire fence.

After the check,we were handed our prison uniform,orange cover-all,just like humans......

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