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Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by darlenese(f): 6:46pm On Dec 28, 2018
Op why did you get married when u are not psychologically ready for it.


is your mothers breast not flaccid ?

what about your anties, don't they have flaccid breast ?


I just pity you zcos the day your wife finds out about what u think about her breast ,that will be the end of her love for u.
no woman wants to be with a man who doesn't. appreciate her body,flaccid or firm .
you married her breast not her ,so the marriage is officially over



modified - you are even considering surgery for your own selfish reasons . who told u she would want to go through the knife just to please u. u want to risk her life because of a firm breast smh,

Stella obasabjo died because she wanted flat tummy for her birthday , I hope u won't be asking for that after the breast surgery .
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by kense88: 7:00pm On Dec 28, 2018
pocohantas:
The lies men tell themselves.

You mean women don't love to see good abs, toned muscles, clean shaved men... chiseled nose...most of the times?

Just stop it please grin grin
but most ladies pretend like they don't
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by pocohantas(f): 7:22pm On Dec 28, 2018
kense88:
but most ladies pretend like they don't
How?
When?
Where?
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Classcaptain1(m): 7:41pm On Dec 28, 2018
Oryan tu.tu
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by YourCoffin: 7:44pm On Dec 28, 2018
The comments from the women is the reason men shouldn't seek advice from women. They will never give you a solution. Just rantings and guilt trippings.

OP, this is how you should have approached this issue:
You shouldn't have tabled your case like this here. What you should have asked is simply location to. qualified cosmetic surgeons within your area of coverage. Get sample addresses and proceed to the locations. Meet with the selected surgeons and get every minute details on the treatment. They are the CORRECT source of advisement on the subject matter. Not the people here. You can even request for a list of their clients and speak to them personally before making your decision. Cheers
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by JoannaSedley(f): 8:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
YourCoffin:
The comments from the women is the reason men shouldn't seek advice from women. They will never give you a solution. Just rantings and guilt trippings.

OP, this is how you should have approached this issue:
You shouldn't have tabled your case like this here. What you should have asked is simply location to. qualified cosmetic surgeons within your area of coverage. Get sample addresses and proceed to the locations. Meet with the selected surgeons and get every minute details on the treatment. They are the CORRECT source of advisement on the subject matter. Not the people here. You can even request for a list of their clients and speak to them personally before making your decision. Cheers
Imagine your wife making enquires and booking appointments for you to enlarge your pen!s behind your back?
All this men giving him this type of advises must be married to dummies.
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by chloride6: 8:48pm On Dec 28, 2018
OP make do with what you have for now

You are even lucky what if it was down there that was loose?
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 28, 2018
YourCoffin:
The comments from the women is the reason men shouldn't seek advice from women. They will never give you a solution. Just rantings and guilt trippings.

OP, this is how you should have approached this issue:
You shouldn't have tabled your case like this here. What you should have asked is simply location to. qualified cosmetic surgeons within your area of coverage. Get sample addresses and proceed to the locations. Meet with the selected surgeons and get every minute details on the treatment. They are the CORRECT source of advisement on the subject matter. Not the people here. You can even request for a list of their clients and speak to them personally before making your decision. Cheers
How will a doctor discuss the surgery and the cost of it without seeing the patient? If he wants to do some research without his wife in the beginning, he can visit the clinic's website. I don't think any doctor will take him serious if he shows up without his wife for his wife's boobs job.

You are funny. grin
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 8:51pm On Dec 28, 2018
Dear boys and girls,

this is what you gamble for when you dream of happily ever after and your future kids.


Holy matrimony. grin
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2018
It ain't easy being a woman. Maka chukwu, I feel for them.
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2018
chloride6:
OP make do with what you have for now

You are even lucky what if it was down there that was loose?
Chai! Why have you people decided to strike fear into our young hearts?
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by chloride6: 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2018
Chubhie:
Chai! Why have you people decided to strike fear into our young hearts?
Nothing dey happen my guy..

No fear...
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 28, 2018
Yuceeluv:
grin grin
Remove that thing on your nose
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Yuceeluv(f): 9:19pm On Dec 28, 2018
Take it easy...that thing you're seeing on my nose,I have never worn OUT!I wore it to snap cos I felt like doing so...I probably know/have better moral values than you do...so CHILL!

FortifiedCity:
Remove that thing on your nose
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by ibkayee(f): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2018
ifyalways:
@OP, if its truly as flaccid as you make it, then she will need an implant which means she cant breastfeed again unless she goes for another surgery to take them out. One more thing, before shes goes for implants, i do hope you live/stay in a posh area, have at least 2 cars at her disposal and you guys are generally very comfortable. You cant carry breast implants and be jumping okada/keke in Nigeria or living in Ojuelegba kinda place.

Last last remember your two school balls will shrink one day( nature) and i hope you wont shy away from surgery when the wife finds it "unattractive"

Illusion is everything. No perfect body anywhere and sexx is a thing of the mind. Get your wife some really cute breast lift bras and lingerie, there are instant lift creams and sprays too ( i think its illusions but men thinks it works cheesy) . Im sure she will appreciate and improvise on her own. Good luck

Breasts fall, Prick Shrink, life goes on. . .
Lmao lawd God
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by darlenese(f): 9:22pm On Dec 28, 2018
JoannaSedley:
Imagine your wife making enquires and booking appointments for you to enlarge your pen!s behind your back?
All this men giving him this type of advises must be married to dummies.
seriously these men should not even get married .,they are so annoying .
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 28, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Take it easy...that thing you're seeing on my nose,I have never worn OUT!I wore it to snap cos I felt like doing so...I probably know/have better moral values than you do...so CHILL!
Shut up.

Okay you wore it to snap so that I will see it. I have seen it, you can now remove it
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Yuceeluv(f): 9:23pm On Dec 28, 2018
Lolololol...I don't know you from Adam...even in my next life,I won't know you.#swerve


FortifiedCity:
Shut up.

Okay you wore it to snap so that I will see it. I have seen it, you can now remove it
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by darlenese(f): 9:25pm On Dec 28, 2018
all the men here stop being an hypocrite.

una mama breast firm huhhuhhuhhuhhuh?




the way una mama breast. be, that how your wife Brest will be in the nearest future .


QED
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 9:29pm On Dec 28, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Lolololol...I don't know you from Adam...even in my next life,I won't know you.#swerve
Mtchew.

You never can tell if your story will change for the best when you get to know me now and you are there talking about next life. Next life Kor.....olodo

I was even kind enough to notice your bend-down-select nose ring sef
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Oyindidi(f): 9:33pm On Dec 28, 2018
grin when small boy with lots of fantasies marry na this kind story you go hear.

Him want flat tommy, slim figure, pecky booobs, tight veejay after 4 kids and sexy wife till old age, wake up from your dream Bro, welcome to saggy boobs movement.
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by YourCoffin: 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mindfulness:
How will a doctor discuss the surgery and the cost of it without seeing the patient? If he wants to do some research without his wife in the beginning, he can visit the clinic's website. I don't think any doctor will take him serious if he shows up without his wife for his wife's boobs job.

You are funny. grin
Na. If you were thinking like he was you would have known that this is not a decision making stage. This is information gathering stage. It is at this stage he decides if it is something worth giving a shot or not. Information on clinic's website is usually succint, thus not an efficient information gathering tool. Whatever information he gathered will determine how he is going to approach the problem. Ie whether to discuss it with his wife or not. If he decides he wants to, the best way to do that.

As regards to doing research without his wife consent, he is already making his research without discussing with his wife by coming here and the lots commenting here have never seen his wife either. So you have never purchased a product by first doing a market survey? The same scenario applies here.

I won't even advice he notify his wife at this stage. If whatever he finds out is something he thinks both can live with, then he can approach his wife and present it in such a way that it will be beneficial to her and to her alone, without intimating her that he had researched about it.
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by bewitching: 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2018
bamirotola:
Hello medical experts on nairaland, my wife gave birth to my first child less than 2 years ago, but since she weaned her, her breast has become incredibly flaccid...

I am a fan of petite round breast and flaccid is a turn off for me...

I love her and I don't want that to be a barrier as it is affecting our sex life .

Plz what can she do to put the breast back in shape?

I don't want to loose her, how can I help return d breast back in shape...

Flaccid breast has been my fear even before I got married that why I naturally fell in love with petite boobs max 34dd.

Ladies plz don't judge me, I need medical expert to help my marriage!!

Thank you!!
There are herbs she can take with milk and some supplements. There are also natural creams she can use for massage. Contact 09093308321 for more info
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by YourCoffin: 9:46pm On Dec 28, 2018
JoannaSedley:
Imagine your wife making enquires and booking appointments for you to enlarge your pen!s behind your back?
All this men giving him this type of advises must be married to dummies.
How is making enquiry about enlarging a man's dick different from other numerous enquiries women make without involving their male partners? Is it because a dick is involved? Men are not that fickle minded about their body.
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
YourCoffin:
Na. If you were thinking like he was you would have known that this is not a decision making stage. This is information gathering stage. It is at this stage he decides if it is something worth giving a shot or not. Information on clinic's website is usually succint, thus not an efficient information gathering tool. Whatever information he gathered will determine how he is going to approach the problem. Ie whether to discuss it with his wife or not. If he decides he wants to, the best way to do that.

As regards to doing research without his wife consent, he is already making his research without discussing with his wife by coming here and the lots commenting here have never seen his wife either. So you have never purchased a product by first doing a market survey? The same scenario applies here.

I won't even advice he notify his wife at this stage. If whatever he finds out is something he thinks both can live with, then he can approach his wife and present it in such a way that it will be beneficial to her and to her alone, without intimating her that he had researched about it.
Of course, he is in the information gathering stage. The decision will not be made without his wife. He can't force new boobies on her without her. grin BUT all the information available to him is online, for the rest, his wife needs to go with him. The doctor must see the patient to determine which procedure would be the most appropriate for her (there are plenty) and accordingly how much it would cost. So much for do not ask females to give their opinions. grin

Nairaland men have become boob job experts this 2018. grin
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 10:04pm On Dec 28, 2018
bewitching:
There are herbs she can take with milk and some supplements. There are also natural creams she can use for massage. Contact 09093308321 for more info
next they will poison the poor woman undecided
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Nobody: 10:05pm On Dec 28, 2018
Oyindidi:
grin when small boy with lots of fantasies marry na this kind story you go hear.

Him want flat tommy, slim figure, pecky booobs, tight veejay after 4 kids and sexy wife till old age, wake up from your dream Bro, welcome to saggy boobs movement.
grin grin grin
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by lilmax(m): 10:38pm On Dec 28, 2018
why are all women here acting like their breasts are deflated na? grin

na una breast? grin

@op you've received advice enough do as you're told
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by 9JAFULLBREED(m): 10:44pm On Dec 28, 2018
darlenese:
Op why did you get married when u are not psychologically ready for it.


is your mothers breast not flaccid ?

what about your anties, don't they have flaccid breast ?


I just pity you zcos the day your wife finds out about what u think about her breast ,that will be the end of her love for u.
no woman wants to be with a man who doesn't. appreciate her body,flaccid or firm .
you married her breast not her ,so the marriage is officially over



modified - you are even considering surgery for your own selfish reasons . who told u she would want to go through the knife just to please u. u want to risk her life because of a firm breast smh,

Stella obasabjo died because she wanted flat tummy for her birthday , I hope u won't be asking for that after the breast surgery .

Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by 9JAFULLBREED(m): 10:47pm On Dec 28, 2018
bewitching:
There are herbs she can take with milk and some supplements. There are also natural creams she can use for massage. Contact 09093308321 for more info

Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by 9JAFULLBREED(m): 10:52pm On Dec 28, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Mtchew.

You never can tell if your story will change for the best when you get to know me now and you are there talking about next life. Next life Kor.....olodo

I was even kind enough to notice your bend-down-select nose ring sef
This your clap back get ukwu grin grin cheesy
Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by Oyindidi(f): 11:03pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mindfulness:
grin grin grin
He can't escape it
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