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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2018
Baggy1994,Gerardo88,greatover,Judette

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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:32am On Dec 12, 2018
Sweetsultana,Ibroslank,Superbloke,Sheyman95,Horlarhem,Rapfrick,ADUKKY,sosa993,taiwo05,bumpypat,amodua,kaytrend

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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:41am On Dec 12, 2018
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Re: The Village,nairaland by marvin906(m): 4:34pm On Dec 12, 2018
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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 6:43pm On Dec 12, 2018
marvin906:



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Tnks grin
Re: The Village,nairaland by Nobody: 1:27am On Dec 13, 2018
Hmm
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:11am On Dec 13, 2018
Emzyme:
Hmm
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Re: The Village,nairaland by Sheyman95(m): 9:11am On Dec 13, 2018
shreder:
Sweetsultana,Ibroslank,Superbloke,Sheyman95,Horlarhem,Rapfrick,ADUKKY,sosa993,taiwo05,bumpypat,amodua,kaytrend
present

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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:36am On Dec 13, 2018
Sheyman95:
present
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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:38am On Dec 13, 2018
Divepen1 cum and explain to me why I was banned yday?
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:53am On Dec 13, 2018
Exactly d theory but dey belived dere was sumtin special about d tree.Explorers was by now standin,frownin his face,hands akimbo lukin at d direction Rocktation was suppose to cum from,he swore to himsef dat he was goin to kill dis dirty old man.The people arnd him were clearly mockin him in whispers,from one corner u wud hear sumone laff den Explorers will stare so hard at d person as if he was tryin to choke d person wit his looks.Den sumone came out frm d distance,he wasnt clearly seen,leavin d pipo to guess who he was,Sumone shouted dat it was d priest and immediately d pipo's mood was back to its first position.No!,it wasnt d priest infact d priest has gone to b wit his ancestors whom he cheated courtesy of d Twitterian soldiers who were lead to his home by Tonyebarcanista.It was NwaAmaikpe d lost teacher and elder.When d pipo saw dat it was NwaAmaikpe dere was thunderous cheers frm Evryone dat wud have risen up d dead.Explorers wud hv been feelin d same if it was either Rocktation or Tonyebarcanista....
Re: The Village,nairaland by ikbnice(m): 11:27am On Dec 22, 2018
Why so many deaths?
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 6:48pm On Dec 22, 2018
ikbnice:
Why so many deaths?
I didnt want an happy nor tragic story,just a mix-up of both at d extreme.Am just tryin to replicate life,at a point it was rilly funny

Tnkssmiley
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:03pm On Dec 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe had his hands crossed behind his back,he looked rili haggard.His appearance didnt stop d pipo from jubilatin,d once partly loved and disliked NwaAmaikpe was now evryones choice.Dey still had grudges against him,dey wud tink abt it later most especially d fadas of d so many yung girls he impregnated But for now dey needed sumone brave enuff to challange dis tyrant at hand.

Silver1996 was d first to throw his hand around NwaAmaikpe as he was slumping,his fall was accompanied by a long "awwww" from d pipo.Here was d supposed hero who was suppose to fight for d pipo lyin flat on his back,almost dead.Some few men gathered around him,hopin dey can rescusitate him but all to no avail.Centino and Youngzubi lifted him to d cool shade of d Begele tree but it seemed to b havin no effect.He died,seconds later,d pipo were dissappointed wit d tree and d gods.Even dos wit grudges were neva goin to tink abt it again.Evryone was silent and moody,deir joy was shortlived.

For once,Explorers shared in deir mood but

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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:05pm On Dec 22, 2018
Lightqueen,skubido,eberechi24,palmerbarry,wadewaltz,prodaic,infant,divepen1,ann2012

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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 7:16pm On Dec 22, 2018
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Re: The Village,nairaland by Nobody: 5:46am On Dec 23, 2018
Well done dear
Bring it on
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:46am On Dec 23, 2018
LightQueen:
Well done dear
Bring it on
grin
Re: The Village,nairaland by SweetSultana: 9:36pm On Dec 23, 2018
Interesting and hilarious...Fully on board
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2018
SweetSultana:
Interesting and hilarious...Fully on board
Tnks
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:34pm On Dec 29, 2018
For a diffrent reason entirely

"Dat stupid Dibia is yet to show up"he murmured to himsef,not concerned wit d pipo around him shufflin about to try bury NwaAmaikpe.Explorers heart was filled wit venom,he pounced on Lalaboi simply becus he stood in his view and that was the straw that broke d camels back,Rather SokoDobo's back.SokoDobo have been ponderin ever since,how life was goin to be like under Explorers,he cudnt bear d thot of an execution becus he knew he was not in d best relationship wit Explorers,worse was d fact dat his supply of gossips to d pipo might b squashed by Explorers who doesnt seem tolerant enough for such.His thinkin was obstructed by d long,shrillin cry of Lalaboi,

"how could a boy be dis weak to shout dis loud lyk a woman?"he said outloud forgetin dat gossipin was not much of a masculine trait before his brain interpreted wat was goin on.
"Dis was it!,it is tym someone stands up to dis Explorers

"atleast u will die for sometin"he assured himsef

SokoDobo:Explorers,I say enuff!!,....
Re: The Village,nairaland by Nobody: 6:05am On Dec 30, 2018
Well done shreder
Bring it on
Re: The Village,nairaland by Mavikolo2020: 6:33am On Dec 30, 2018
grin grin
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2018
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:31am On Dec 30, 2018
LightQueen:
Well done shreder
Bring it on
I will,thanks
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:28pm On Apr 07, 2019
Been a long Time....
Update soon
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:45pm On Apr 07, 2019
Other villagers joined SokoDobo in his uprising.Explorers was caught off-guard,there was nothing he could do,the dibia dissapointed him and he was yet to see his guard.

Well,that were his last thoughts on earth as he was slaughtered by effeminate Lalaboi with a machete twice as sharp as the mouth of SokoDobo the storyteller or rather the gossip.People toke turns in cutting his body,so much so Explorers was no longer recognisable again.

Just before the people could continue the mortification of the already mortified body,An albino-looking man with curly hairs wearing strange apparels,same as the black man who accompained him,approached them.

The whiteman Introduced himself as Offpoint while the black man who could speak like them,introduced himself as GrammarNazi.They both looked obscene and the whiteman always spoke through his nose.

Offpoint:....I have come from afar,I seek peace

Those were the first words Offpoint said to the people for GrammarNazi to interprete to them.
Re: The Village,nairaland by Devilpen(m): 1:59pm On Apr 07, 2019
How come I didn't see this on time......
Re: The Village,nairaland by Offpoint: 2:00pm On Apr 07, 2019
shreder:
Other villagers joined....
Lol, so I'm a character in your story. please make me a clown, I don't want to be a whiteman... I'm as black as coal.
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2019
Offpoint:

Lol, so I'm a character in your story. please make me a clown, I don't want to be a whiteman... I'm as black as coal.
grin
Re: The Village,nairaland by Ibroslank(m): 7:34am On Dec 13, 2020
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