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As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Flickzvill(m): 4:18pm On Dec 30, 2018
This question is for parents only thank you.
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2018
My reaction will depend on:
- the child's age
- The situation
- What he was watching
- how he was wanking

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by sparkle7: 6:00pm On Dec 30, 2018
* Parks Buggati and observes in 4k*

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by nurey(m): 6:26pm On Dec 30, 2018
It's a phase most teenagers go through, sit em down and have a heart to heart talk, if the child is ripe for marriage then according to Islamic law fast track the marriage. This will enable the child to ease off legally tongue

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Headlesschicken(m): 6:27pm On Dec 30, 2018
undecided kill him n birth another...
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 6:38pm On Dec 30, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
My reaction will depend on: - the child's age - The situation - What he was watching - how he was wanking


Excellent response.

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 6:39pm On Dec 30, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided kill him n birth another...


Typical Nigerian father....

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 6:41pm On Dec 30, 2018
nurey:
It's a phase most teenagers go through, sit em down and have a heart to heart talk, if the child is ripe for marriage then according to Islamic law fast track the marriage. This will enable the child to ease off legally tongue



From your view, when is a child ripe for marriage?
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Kingsleydr(m): 6:42pm On Dec 30, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided kill him n birth another...

Your name says alot about you

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:49pm On Dec 30, 2018
uboma:
Excellent response.

I actually forgot to write:
- the child sex

As I don't think I will react the same way if I caught my son (which I can relate to) and if I caught my daughter (then mama would have to talk to her)

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Kingsley10000: 7:05pm On Dec 30, 2018
buy him more soap and Vaseline

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Ay04z(m): 8:16pm On Dec 30, 2018
U re wanking away ur destiny. Am sure u don't want to be unfortunate. Stop. Cos i.want u to be successful
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by nurey(m): 8:47pm On Dec 30, 2018
uboma:




From your view, when is a child ripe for marriage?

Only circumstances can determine that, I don't want to give a range cause I know how NL can be judgemental I don't want thread open on top my head grin

There are children who have attained marriage age but still leaving with their parents due to 1 reason or the other, if you find your child during such and you know he or she is seeing someone and it's serious then you can assist in fast tracking the marriage to stop the child from committing such atrocities and other unholy sexual acts

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by derrydinny: 8:57pm On Dec 30, 2018
nurey:


Only circumstances can determine that, I don't want to give a range cause I know how NL can be judgemental I don't want thread open on top my head grin

There are children who have attained marriage age but still leaving with their parents due to 1 reason or the other, if you find your child during such and you know he or she is seeing someone and it's serious then you can assist in fast tracking the marriage to stop the child from committing such atrocities and other unholy sexual acts
childbearing is the sole purpose of marriage, any girl that has started menstruating is ripe for marriage, we must not allow the whites to push us around, an 18 year old is not wiser than a 15 year old, it is just a way to control population

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by giftedheart1(m): 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2018
derrydinny:
childbearing is the sole purpose of marriage, any girl that has started menstruating is ripe for marriage, we must not allow the whites to push us around, an 18 year old is not wiser than a 15 year old, it is just a way to control population
you say wot....

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Kingsley10000: 9:19pm On Dec 30, 2018
cc lalasticala


the best is to enlighten him/her on the consequences inherent in the act and help him turn a new leaf
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 9:34pm On Dec 30, 2018
nurey:


Only circumstances can determine that, I don't want to give a range cause I know how NL can be judgemental I don't want thread open on top my head grin

There are children who have attained marriage age but still leaving with their parents due to 1 reason or the other, if you find your child during such and you know he or she is seeing someone and it's serious then you can assist in fast tracking the marriage to stop the child from committing such atrocities and other unholy sexual acts



A child is anymore who has not attained the age of 18years. Even an 18 year old is still a child from my own perspective.


Rushing a child into marriage because he/she is involved in mastubation is not the best way to go.

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 9:37pm On Dec 30, 2018
derrydinny:
childbearing is the sole purpose of marriage, any girl that has started menstruating is ripe for marriage, we must not allow the whites to push us around, an 18 year old is not wiser than a 15 year old, it is just a way to control population


People get married for different reasons.


I disagree with you that a child is ripe for marriage simply because she is seeing her menses.

#saynotochildmarriage....

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by nurey(m): 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2018
uboma:




A child is anymore who has not attained the age of 18years. Even an 18 year old is still a child from my own perspective.


Rushing a child into marriage because he/she is involved in mastubation is not the best way to go.


we all have our different views about life, during the time of our mothers and grandmothers many married at early age even before the 18 years you set.

But this is 21st century the need for education and self sustainance has push marriage age forwards. Also alot of things has changed.

back then in the university I still had girls who got pregnant at age 20, married at that age some even brought their children to lectures with a guardian accompanying them to assist with the baby.

I Also don't support child marriage though but I am of the view that early marriage can bring about sanctity to the community even look at the children of this generation you will see that they develop faster than their age compared to our time.
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by CharlesJok3r: 11:13pm On Dec 30, 2018
Encourage him by buying more Vaseline and baby oil for him to Kickstart his newly found passion.
And if the child is a girl I'll just keep on buying different varieties of toys for her to play with.
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2018
derrydinny:
childbearing is the sole purpose of marriage, any girl that has started menstruating is ripe for marriage, we must not allow the whites to push us around, an 18 year old is not wiser than a 15 year old, it is just a way to control population

I can't help but feel truly sorry for African women in general when reading such above post

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by sacx: 11:57pm On Dec 30, 2018
For male, get a hot knife and cut the thing off. For female, get a welder and seal that place. No time
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by doubleking(m): 2:50am On Dec 31, 2018
Before any reaction ask yourself if you didn't masturbate at his age
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Nobody: 4:53am On Dec 31, 2018
Lol the Kinda dad i will make will be very interesting. As a non judgemental guy. We will gave a heart to heart talk. Let him know whats up and whats down.

I don't wanna be the kinda parents I had. I want my child to see me as a friend and open up to me more .
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by derrydinny: 7:24am On Dec 31, 2018
uboma:



People get married for different reasons.


I disagree with you that a child is ripe for marriage simply because she is seeing her menses.

#saynotochildmarriage....
how is a 18 year old different from a 15 year old? are they wiser or smarter? if the whites move it to 21 years instead of 18 years, we will start shouting again. once a girl can give birth(entered puberty), she is ripe for marriage.


child marriage is the one where a girl that has not started menstruation is married off
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by uboma(m): 7:51am On Dec 31, 2018
derrydinny:
how is a 18 year old different from a 15 year old? are they wiser or smarter? if the whites move it to 21 years instead of 18 years, we will start shouting again. once a girl can give birth(entered puberty), she is ripe for marriage.


child marriage is the one where a girl that has not started menstruation is married off



According to you, an 11 years old girl, who is seeing her menses, is ripe for marriage.

You are beyond redemption.


May God save the girl child/children under your custody.

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Kingsley10000: 8:02am On Dec 31, 2018
CharlesJok3r:
Encourage him by buying more Vaseline and baby oil for him to Kickstart his newly found passion.
And if the child is a girl I'll just keep on buying different varieties of toys for her to play with.
you are definitely not a good parents

do you the harmful effects of wanking?
1.impotency
2. emaciation
3.poor immunity
4.erectile dysfunction
5. weakness among others
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Flickzvill(m): 8:08am On Dec 31, 2018
Kingsley10000:
you are definitely not a good parents

do you the harmful effects of wanking?
1.impotency
2. emaciation
3.poor immunity
4.erectile dysfunction
5. weakness among others
stop misinforming people mastubation doesn't cause impotency.

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by shox(m): 8:10am On Dec 31, 2018
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Kingsley10000:
you are definitely not a good parents

do you the harmful effects of wanking?
1.impotency
2. emaciation
3.poor immunity
4.erectile dysfunction
5. weakness among others


That's wrong

Wanking doesn't cause anything Negative ...
It saves money too

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Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Kingsley10000: 8:34am On Dec 31, 2018
Flickzvill:
stop misinforming people mastubation doesn't cause impotency.
gross ignorance is what that has been killing Nigerians....wanking means wasting of ur sperm cells, do u know how long it takes to reproduce or rejuvenate?

when u waste ur sperm cells what will be left will be watery,as a result leads to low sperm count
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Flickzvill(m): 8:40am On Dec 31, 2018
Kingsley10000:
gross ignorance is what that has been killing Nigerians....wanking means wasting of ur sperm cells, do u know how long it takes to reproduce or rejuvenate?

when u waste ur sperm cells what will be left will be watery,as a result leads to low sperm count
low sperm count is not impotency, always construct your English with points stop misinforming people.
Re: As a Parent What Will You Do When You Catch Your Child Wanking? (mastubating) by Nobody: 8:49am On Dec 31, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided kill him n birth another...
Didnt you do the same at his/her age.

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