THE AGONY OF AN OVER RIPE BACHELORS/SPINSTERS

This piece is dedicated to all overripe bachelors and spinsters like me out there. Although I know some persons might be judgemental about this.

As it came to heart to post this write up for public consumption, two other titles came to my mind such as ' PREDICAMENT OF A BACHELOR/SPINSTER OR THE UNTOLD STORY. You are free to choose yours.

Back To the actual gist of the day.
Has it ever happened to u that u come back from a hectic day so tired and hungry that u enter the kitchen, put on the fire and place ur pot to either heat up any food already prepared and stored in the refrigerator or quickly prepare something simple to eat and u simply SLEPT OR DOSED OFF?
U wake up as a result of the choking smell of the burnt food or by neighbours who starts shouting due to smoke that must have covered the whole building. As they begin to ask if u want to burn down the house? Most times u can't rescue anything from the pot to eat. I remember once even periwinkles in my soup were burnt to ashes.Lol

It is not a nice experience anyone should have. But I strongly believe many persons who lived alone as singles must have passed through this. It is always bitter
Another big question everyone including myself is asking is
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
It could be U, U or U
I'm tired of the suspense too
#suspensecontinues
A man recently told me ' It is very good to marry early so that by the time your children finish the university, u are still young that u can go for early morning jogging with your children or play football with them.

All overripe bachelors like me #MARRIAGE should be ur first new year resolution in 2019#

Amen brother

It's not easy ..

The word “overripe” is out of context in your title. You aren’t referring to fruits!

Anyway if your main issue is needing a well prepared hot dinner awaiting you when you return home from work, then perhaps what you really need is a live in cook.

EfemenaXY:
The word “overripe” is out of context in your title. You aren’t referring to fruits!

Anyway if your main issue is needing a well prepared hot dinner awaiting you when you return home from work, then perhaps what you really need is a live in cook.

Dem don come.

Continue

LiveByNight:
Amen brother

It's not easy ..

never been easy...but we shouldn't be in a rush

sisisioge


***runs away****

oh well
i am too

Hmmm

Dyt:
sisisioge


***runs away****

oh well
i am too

Just keep running.

Accurate11:
THE AGONY OF AN OVER RIPE BACHELORS/SPINSTERS

This piece is dedicated to all overripe bachelors and spinsters like me out there. Although I know some persons might be judgemental about this.

As it came to heart to post this write up for public consumption, two other titles came to my mind such as ' PREDICAMENT OF A BACHELOR/SPINSTER OR THE UNTOLD STORY. You are free to choose yours.

Back To the actual gist of the day.
Has it ever happened to u that u come back from a hectic day so tired and hungry that u enter the kitchen, put on the fire and place ur pot to either heat up any food already prepared and stored in the refrigerator or quickly prepare something simple to eat and u simply SLEPT OR DOSED OFF?
U wake up as a result of the choking smell of the burnt food or by neighbours who starts shouting due to smoke that must have covered the whole building. As they begin to ask if u want to burn down the house? Most times u can't rescue anything from the pot to eat. I remember once even periwinkles in my soup were burnt to ashes.Lol

It is not a nice experience anyone should have. But I strongly believe many persons who lived alone as singles must have passed through this. It is always bitter
Another big question everyone including myself is asking is
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
It could be U, U or U
I'm tired of the suspense too
#suspensecontinues
A man recently told me ' It is very good to marry early so that by the time your children finish the university, u are still young that u can go for early morning jogging with your children or play football with them.

All overripe bachelors like me #MARRIAGE should be ur first new year resolution in 2019#

At the bolded, absolute rubbish
I'll tell you the reason later.....

Raalsalghul:

At the bolded, absolute rubbish
I'll tell you the reason later.....

Don't even bother, the rubbish explains itself.

Accurate11:
THE AGONY OF AN OVER RIPE BACHELORS/SPINSTERS

This piece is dedicated to all overripe bachelors and spinsters like me out there. Although I know some persons might be judgemental about this.

As it came to heart to post this write up for public consumption, two other titles came to my mind such as ' PREDICAMENT OF A BACHELOR/SPINSTER OR THE UNTOLD STORY. You are free to choose yours.

Back To the actual gist of the day.
Has it ever happened to u that u come back from a hectic day so tired and hungry that u enter the kitchen, put on the fire and place ur pot to either heat up any food already prepared and stored in the refrigerator or quickly prepare something simple to eat and u simply SLEPT OR DOSED OFF?
U wake up as a result of the choking smell of the burnt food or by neighbours who starts shouting due to smoke that must have covered the whole building. As they begin to ask if u want to burn down the house? Most times u can't rescue anything from the pot to eat. I remember once even periwinkles in my soup were burnt to ashes.Lol

It is not a nice experience anyone should have. But I strongly believe many persons who lived alone as singles must have passed through this. It is always bitter
Another big question everyone including myself is asking is
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
It could be U, U or U
I'm tired of the suspense too
#suspensecontinues
A man recently told me ' It is very good to marry early so that by the time your children finish the university, u are still young that u can go for early morning jogging with your children or play football with them.

All overripe bachelors like me #MARRIAGE should be ur first new year resolution in 2019#

Lol.

I had to stop tryna put anything on d fire. Actually sleep dirty sef, will take d bath in d morning(harmattan period)

Just so u know, during some of those episodes, I was actually married. Almost burnt down d house severally. One episode, my skin sticked to d hot pot

Don't end up marrying someone not right for u

Though, the joy of ur kids when u come back? Nothing can replace it

Ranchhoddas:
Dem don come.

lol