₦airaland Forum

mrsage:
You can not get a good car for 350k....

JMystique:
Clean US used 2004 Jetta and 1999 Honda Odyssey for sale for emergency sale. 1.3m for the Jetta and 1.2m for the Odyssey. Call or whatsapp 08054559299

pooozeee:
Samsung Galaxy S5 is the best, this phone is expensive, the new one is sold for about 120k while the UK used is sold for about 60k, fairly used is sold for about 45k
It is the best because it can do the job without any failure, no GPS error, no hanging, very rugged, if u use it for uber or taxify mobile app, it will give you ur accurate fare
But has a problem of short bar3 live, the bar3 get drained easily so just support the phone with a power bank.

curryANDtyme:
Good day house
Can.I get.loan to.repair my car
And.get.on the road
I'm willing to pay.back with interest

emmancecute:
wrong thread

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

pooozeee:
Samsung Galaxy S5 is the best, this phone is expensive, the new one is sold for about 120k while the UK used is sold for about 60k, fairly used is sold for about 45k
It is the best because it can do the job without any failure, no GPS error, no hanging, very rugged, if u use it for uber or taxify mobile app, it will give you ur accurate fare
But has a problem of short bar3 live, the bar3 get drained easily so just support the phone with a power bank.

Megadrop:
Yes o, I have been doing this for quite some time anytime I find my self on the island later than 9pm. Mainland trips yapaa for there

shollywendy1:
That was broad daylight robbery. " taku laha"

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

JMystique:
Please what's the right thread

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

pooozeee:
Samsung Galaxy S5 is the best, this phone is expensive, the new one is sold for about 120k while the UK used is sold for about 60k, fairly used is sold for about 45k
It is the best because it can do the job without any failure, no GPS error, no hanging, very rugged, if u use it for uber or taxify mobile app, it will give you ur accurate fare
But has a problem of short bar3 live, the bar3 get drained easily so just support the phone with a power bank.

Powerexpert:
Abi now. Even before I ended the trip, they don dey fear say dem don enter am; Only for taxify to fall my hand.

BillGoldberg:
I will advise people to stop investing in Uber and Taxify for now. How do you buy a car of 2-3 million and you are using it to go and drop school children for 500 naira? How do you carry people with AC from Allen Ikeja to Abule Egba and you are seeing 1,100? How do you make a trip from Oniru to Gbagada and am seeing 1,000? Even Okada under hot Sun will charge above that! Even Molue will charge above that! Funny enough, you still see these basstad riders telling you to go and pickup people along the route so they will share the money 300 each! Who told these e-hailing iddiots to review the price of cabs downwards? Are they not aware that this business is for a class of people? If you can't afford it, getout!

Am in civia pains right now. To beat a rider is hungrying me.

you should go straight to the other side of the fence

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

pooozeee:
Did you write the Uber online assessment test your self ? Or someone wrote it for you ?

BillGoldberg:
Take Am! Distribute it to all your family members one by one.

eherbal:
You could've handled it in a more subtle manner. You could've sweetly gone like , "madam, due to past experience with riders, leaving a luggage behind seems to be the best alternative. Your suggestion is not in my favor. I'm very sorry,but there seem to be no other way" . I'm sure she'll understand.

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

GAZZUZZ:
you should go straight to the other side of the fence

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Fossil:
Bro your guy @fahrenz is coming for you o.lol

pooozeee:
This shows that you are very irresponsible and stupid, you lack manners and I am sorry to say that your father did not train you well.

Your brain is too empty as well.

pooozeee:
Did you write the Uber online assessment test your self ? Or someone wrote it for you ?

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

GAZZUZZ:
bet why?

GAZZUZZ:
you should go straight to the other side of the fence

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