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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by itiswellandwell: 9:13am On Jan 21, 2019
This seems not to make sense to me. That means, with just #200 card. Heaven is guaranteed for one. Seems, bloggers twisted the story.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by fasho01(m): 9:14am On Jan 21, 2019
Knew it'd be this political priest.. Looking for money from all sources
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by izombie(m): 9:14am On Jan 21, 2019
I don't blame the pastors. If i tell you that if you give 1billion dollars and nigeria will win the next world cup and then you give me the money, why should anyone blame me if i chow the money?
I blame the gullible id1ots that will go and subscribe to this. Abeg pastor, if dem give you money to subscribe, make you use their money to enjoy. You no put gun for anybody head to collect their money.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by tegafej(m): 9:15am On Jan 21, 2019
It's about the money. Religion is scum in Africa
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Splasshhh(f): 9:17am On Jan 21, 2019
All in one app.
See this
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by sirxbit(m): 9:17am On Jan 21, 2019
izombie:
I don't blame the pastors. If i tell you that if you give 1billion dollars and nigeria will win the next world cup and then you give me the money, why should anyone blame me if i chow the money?
I blame the gullible id1ots that will go and subscribe to this. Abeg pastor, if dem give you money to subscribe, make you use their money to enjoy. You no put gun for anybody head to collect their money.
Same thing as yahoo boys na...abi them put gun for the oyibo head Why police come dey disturb them leave pastors

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by okeyfineboy(m): 9:18am On Jan 21, 2019
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick (as in serious health issue, in which the person has seeked medical help/gone to the hospital but didn't get better) or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by DanDeeBoss(m): 9:18am On Jan 21, 2019
KingOfAllIgbos:
I will become a Pastor if Buhari enters 2nd Term.

I wouldn't be worried anymore about recession.

I would increase tithe from 10% to 50%

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Truefaith: 9:20am On Jan 21, 2019
bbg
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by demsid(m): 9:23am On Jan 21, 2019
Nawa o. Wetin we no go see
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by AngelicBeing: 9:23am On Jan 21, 2019
KingOfAllIgbos:
I will become a Pastor if Buhari enters 2nd Term.

I wouldn't be worried anymore about recession.

I would increase tithe from 10% to 50%
And I will be here with my heavenly koboko laden with chilly pepper to flog you and other fake pastors tongue

Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by penearth(m): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2019
AM ashamed as a Catholic. d way material things has been gaining upper hand in d church. So, no subscription no heaven?
is he a Rev. Fr?
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by demsid(m): 9:24am On Jan 21, 2019
okeyfineboy:
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.
humble sheeple. Them don swallow the key to Ur brain.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Heartmender1: 9:27am On Jan 21, 2019
This religion and fraud ehn.

Na 5&6

Upgrade yahoo yahoo
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by theopeace: 9:27am On Jan 21, 2019
Lol, honestly speaking had it been it is possible for some Nigerian pastors to re-write the Bible they would have distorted all the truth and make them real. Is not their fault, poverty draw us closer to God in Nigeria

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Lamasta(m): 9:28am On Jan 21, 2019
Jesus wept. John 11 vs 35 cry cry cry
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by demsid(m): 9:28am On Jan 21, 2019
I wonder why some Christians no wan just get sense. The pastor even put " E-dey work" no pun intended. Electronic payment card. E-Pastor
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by rhythyson: 9:30am On Jan 21, 2019
haaaaa

Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Nobody: 9:36am On Jan 21, 2019
which is why i like China
Spicycat:
That guy man called Mbaka started selling such cards about 5 or more years ago in is so called adoration ministry in Enugu, i remembered the first time i saw such card on the hand of one sheeple like that in Abuja shocked shocked shocked the guy was like " this card will solve the spiritual problem he is facing in life" and i was like what tha fvck.

Its only in Christianity will you see such religious nonsense been perpetuated on a massive scale, I really pity for Christians because their brains are easily manipulate by their men god to suit whatever character they want them to play.
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by nNEOo(m): 9:43am On Jan 21, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
U will be surprised to see "professors","doctors","lawyers","learned men" buying the card...BTW what am I seeing, [b]"valid for three days? gringrin..






It not even a Nigerian owned glo line ,

What do i even know
MTN is a reliable business line grin





Like I've always said,
Any one gullible enough to be scammed
Deserves to be scammed. grin
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by wonder233: 9:50am On Jan 21, 2019
What even cracked me up is they still covered some digits on the pin of the sample shared here on nairaland... Like WTF, someone is going to steal the useless card

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by wonder233: 9:52am On Jan 21, 2019
Sheeple spotted
okeyfineboy:
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick (as in serious health issue, in which the person has seeked medical help/gone to the hospital but didn't get better) or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by Spicycat(f): 9:52am On Jan 21, 2019
okeyfineboy:
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick (as in serious health issue, in which the person has seeked medical help/gone to the hospital but didn't get better) or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by buchilino(m): 9:55am On Jan 21, 2019
RELIGION NA POLITICS
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by bionixs: 9:55am On Jan 21, 2019
KingOfAllIgbos:
I will become a Pastor if Buhari enters 2nd Term.

I wouldn't be worried anymore about recession.

I would increase tithe from 10% to 50%


[img]https:///media/7-02-2015/EikxqP.gif[/img]

get memebers first before tithe. tell us how you will get the memebers as you dont know a single verse of the bible
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by buchilino(m): 9:56am On Jan 21, 2019
RELIGION NA POLITICS
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by 22brains(m): 9:58am On Jan 21, 2019
Letenwam:
A heavenly subscription card seems to be the latest innovation sold to church members, who attend the Canaanland Adoration Ministries. 

The Heavenly subscription cards which is sold to church members for #200, has an option of subscribing for someone. Twitter user @thisisChibuzor who shared photos of the card, wrote; 

It's 2019, praying for yourself is no longer enough, you have to subscribe too! It's heavenly subscription. Imagine going to hell because we refused to subscribe.

Stay there, fathers, sisters, prophets, high priests, native doctors are all doing it now, if you fall you fall. Lol... But don't forget to subscribe! Amen. Stay there, heavenly visa is next. Already shared the idea on the TL in my last tweet.


https://lailasnews.com/heavenly-subscription-cards-sold-to-church-members-in-nigeria-photos/


Not all that says "Lord Lord" will enter heaven.
Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by 22brains(m): 9:59am On Jan 21, 2019
Bruno3000:
useless thieves. Na their type Jesus would love to flog. senseless fellows.
na so because Not all that says "Lord Lord" will enter heaven.

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Re: Magnus Ebere Sells Heavenly Subscription Cards To Church Members by pitaenny: 10:08am On Jan 21, 2019
KingOfAllIgbos:
I will become a Pastor if Buhari enters 2nd Term.

I wouldn't be worried anymore about recession.

I would increase tithe from 10% to 50%


[img]https:///media/7-02-2015/EikxqP.gif[/img]

U don't need to increase it rather reduce yours to 5percent u will still get customers. I still find it hard to believe that we Nigerians still fall for this crap. God help us

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