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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Vicyace: 9:09pm On Jan 27, 2019
Oluwabengz:


Hmmmm...this one deep. But are you saying you will take a pishaw of your rider without her consent and post same here cos she's hot and you got moved by her beauty


He said reactions made by different people make the difference
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:23pm On Jan 27, 2019
Fahrenz:
There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens. They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders

Respect

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:39pm On Jan 27, 2019
Fahrenz:
6k more and I'll complete my 120k this week.

45k from offline trips

On Thursday, I went home by 4pm and continued by 1pm Friday.
Who ask you? Okay
Last week nko?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 12:22am On Jan 28, 2019
Fahrenz:
There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens. They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders

Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 1:45am On Jan 28, 2019
Fahrenz:
There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens.They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders

The bolded has just been nominated for the dumbest comment award 2019. Winners will be announced on 31/12/2019.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by iyaegin: 5:07am On Jan 28, 2019
LCWind:


The bolded has just been nominated for the dumpest comment award 2019. Winners will be announced on 31/12/2019.

I can tell you for free that you are in the running for dumpest (dumbest) liar.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kneo: 8:18am On Jan 28, 2019
Taxify Taxiscam and their inefficiency

My account just received a miracle
100% activity score
5* rating

All happened within 2 seconds of receiving a destination trip which refused to display after tapping to accept

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:11am On Jan 28, 2019
kneo:
Taxify Taxiscam and their inefficiency

My account just received a miracle
100% activity score
5* rating

All happened within 2 seconds of receiving a destination trip which refused to display after tapping to accept
Ain't you happy for this kind of error?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AllGadgetsNG: 9:34am On Jan 28, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by akanniade10(m): 9:51am On Jan 28, 2019
nitigriti:


Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit


I finally get to read a sensible comment!!!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by akanniade10(m): 9:52am On Jan 28, 2019
LCWind:


The bolded has just been nominated for the dumpest comment award 2019. Winners will be announced on 31/12/2019.

You can say that again

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 10:15am On Jan 28, 2019
Can someone please recommend a phone that doesn't get hot when both uber and taxify applications are running simultaneously.
Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eghuan1(m): 10:21am On Jan 28, 2019
kneo:
Taxify Taxiscam and their inefficiency

My account just received a miracle
100% activity score
5* rating

All happened within 2 seconds of receiving a destination trip which refused to display after tapping to accept


Congratulations, you're now a new driver.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mymotong: 10:28am On Jan 28, 2019
mymotong:
We still install the MOST AFFORDABLE AND QUALITY TRACKERS YOU COULD FIND ANYWHERE, featuring Android/iOS tracking/demobilizing, sms tracking/demobilize, online tracking/demobilizing, daily mileage report (to know how many km your car runs each day), Vehicle history report (where your car had been between time X and Y) and many more features.

Presently going for 25K (without Online Platform), 30K (with Lifetime access to online platform/app).

Call us on 09032614208 to schedule an installation.


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Office Location: 3-9 Olu Koleosho Street, Off Medical Road, Ikeja, Lagos



WHY DOES YOUR CAR NEED MYMOTO TRACKER

(1) Security: While anti-theft systems like push-buttons before car start, gear lock, pedal locks etc… are good, ONLY A TRACKING SYSTEM LIKE OURS ALLOWS YOU TO RECOVER (AND ALSO PROTECT) YOUR VEHICLE IF YOUR CAR IS HIJACKED FROM YOU WHILE DRIVING. Our trackers are both anti-theft and recovery in nature. e.g. You should shutdown your car before you sleep at night or park in a public space. Whenever you need to start the car, you enable it also.

(2) Remote Monitoring: GPS Security trackers allows you to monitor your vehicle location remotely from your phone. You are able to view your car’s location in real time (from our IOS/ANDROID APPS).

(3) Vehicle History: Through our online platform (IOS/ANDROID APPS) , you can view where your car had been between DAY X and DAY Y. A plot is shown on a map showing your car’s movement over this period of time.

(4) Remotely Stop Your Car: With our security GPS tracker, you are able to stop your car from ANY PHONE with an sms command. This function can also be carried out through our online platforms.

(5) Geo-Fencing Alarm:If your car goes beyond set a radius (or multi-point), say Lagos, you will be notified by sms.

(6) Other alarms (Over-speed Alarm, Ignition On Alarm, Low Battery Alarm ): Over-speed alarms notifies you via sms when your car goes beyond a particular speed. Ignition on notifies you WHENEVER your car is started. Low Battery Alarm lets you know when your car battery is low.

(7) Daily Mileage report (online platform): Daily mileage report shows you a daily chart (in KM) of your car.


We have heard of one or two expereience of how clients were able to recover their vehicles BECAUSE THEY HAD A TRACKER INSTALLED IN IT. We will be sharing some of them with you based on TRUE LIFE EXPERIENCES.

If you have had personal experiences also, kindly share with us.

WE STILL INSTALL THE MOST AFFORDABLE TRACKERS AROUND STARTING FROM 25K (VARIES WITH CAR MODEL).

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During one of our installs, the client shared with us how Mr Ayo (not his real name) borrowed his brothers car, and waylaid in the night somewhere in Lagos. Unknown to the thieves, the car had a tracker in it. That same night they tracked the vehicle to a military baracks (apparenntly the thieves had accomplices with military connections). They went with the police and they were able to recover the car (THE DEMOBILIZE FUNCTION OF THE TRACKER WAS USED TO ENSURE THE CAR DID NOT MOVE UNTIL THEY GOT TO THAT LOCATION)...

Story 2
Mr Bayo was bout entering his car in the night somewhere in Lagos when he was attacked. He immediately used his phone to demobilize the car some minutes after they had zoomed away with the car. The thieves ran away when they discovered the car wasn't strating again. The car was tracked to Ajah. Apparently the thieves ran away in fear with the keys of the car grin

If you have similar stories please share with us...

Call/Whatsapp 08060675824 for details on how to schedule an installation.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 10:30am On Jan 28, 2019
kneo:
Taxify Taxiscam and their inefficiency

My account just received a miracle
100% activity score
5* rating

All happened within 2 seconds of receiving a destination trip which refused to display after tapping to accept
its their server issue, just kill the app and re-launch again, I'm sure it will reset.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Teajayz(m): 10:56am On Jan 28, 2019
Sakamanjeh99:
Pls o...house..
Does uber [/color]or taxify accept 3rd party insurance [color=#770077]
To the best of my knowledge, Uber accepts only Comprehensive Insurance. For more clarifications on how to get a very good Comprehensive Insurance Package, kindly reach me on +2347056213630.

Cheers
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:10am On Jan 28, 2019
Teajayz:

To the best of my knowledge, Uber accepts only Comprehensive Insurance. For more clarifications on how to get a very good Comprehensive Insurance Package, kindly reach me on +2347056213630.

Cheers
They accept third party
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fahrenz: 11:11am On Jan 28, 2019
Alvin007:

I’ve never been a fan of your antics and words...but this piece right here is great. You nailed it. Keep it up! Cheers!
I have a very likable personality but I twist it to keep people away from me. For instance, I never meant to charge anyone for information but saying I will charge for info has reduced the messages Bombarding my inbox grin it's all fun to me but I have my limits which the next man may not understand and them not understanding, is the beauty of anonymity.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fahrenz: 11:15am On Jan 28, 2019
nitigriti:


Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit
bro.

There is difference between being moved, and acting on what you see. There are girls and there are girls. I have the types of girls I like. Not all girls I see on a normal day will attract me. Not all half nude ladies I carry will move me. But I will never lie and say NONE of my riders has ever moved me with their accent, perfume or looks.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Epphy(m): 11:29am On Jan 28, 2019
nwizu042:
Can someone please recommend a phone that doesn't get hot when both uber and taxify applications are running simultaneously.
Thanks

Get a high-end to mid-end phone with at least 2GB RAM. Some people recently recommended Samsung & few other brands. You can flip back/search with key words.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 11:58am On Jan 28, 2019
Epphy:


Get a high-end to mid-end phone with at least 2GB RAM. Some people recently recommended Samsung & few other brands. You can flip back/search with key words.
The phone I currently use is equipped with 2GB ram and very recent.
Does anyone in the house use a smart phone with 3GB ram ?
If yes, does it get hot when both apps are running simultaneously.?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2019
kneo:
Taxify Taxiscam and their inefficiency

My account just received a miracle
100% activity score
5* rating

All happened within 2 seconds of receiving a destination trip which refused to display after tapping to accept
reload the app it will return to ur actually ratings... happened to me before

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HeavenlyBang(m): 12:10pm On Jan 28, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?


Are you sure you have sense like this?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:17pm On Jan 28, 2019
Someone had this similar issue here but i cant get the page:

When my car is slow or static and i turn the steering, i get this sound like i am opening a stiff door.
I want an idea of what its is oooo, before taking it to workshop.

I dey offline this week be dat.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jan 28, 2019
slamstanlee:
Someone had this similar issue here but i cant get the page:

When my car is slow or static and i turn the steering, i get this sound like i am opening a stiff door.
I want an idea of what its is oooo, before taking it to workshop.

I dey offline this week be dat.
It was an o-ring that was replaced then on the steering pump.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by LCWind(m): 12:58pm On Jan 28, 2019
iyaegin:


I can tell you for free that you are in the running for dumpest (dumbest) liar.

You're always wrong when you generalise a particular issue like saying every man has f**k*d a prostitute at one point or the other in his lifetime. You can take that to the bank.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2019
I've met and carried ladies that I admired, very frankly.
But do I fantasise about them? During the ride? After the ride?
No, no, no.
I'll give the example of the girl in bikini I carried with her friends from CMS. I think they came in from Takwa Bay.
She was good looking, no doubt, but I admired the fact that she could strike up several conversations at once with her friends and with me, her driver. She was the life and soul of that trip - CMS to Agege. I enjoyed her company. I didn't fantasize about her. At all
Fahrenz:
bro.

There is difference between being moved, and acting on what you see. There are girls and there are girls. I have the types of girls I like. Not all girls I see on a normal day will attract me. Not all half nude ladies I carry will move me. But I will never lie and say NONE of my riders has ever moved me with their accent, perfume or looks.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tgiirl(m): 1:52pm On Jan 28, 2019
brogxy:

Ain't you happy for this kind of error?

Not only if it clears his whole earnings.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 1:54pm On Jan 28, 2019
Get an AC phone hanger from these boys selling accessories on the street. Hang your phone from an AC vent while you work. Your phone will never be hot. It will always be charged 100%.
It costs #1,000 only.
Thank me later

nwizu042:

The phone I currently use is equipped with 2GB ram and very recent.
Does anyone in the house use a smart phone with 3GB ram ?
If yes, does it get hot when both apps are running simultaneously.?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tgiirl(m): 1:56pm On Jan 28, 2019
Fahrenz:
I have a very likable personality but I twist it to keep people away from me. For instance, I never meant to charge anyone for information but saying I will charge for info has reduced the messages Bombarding my inbox grin it's all fun to me but I have my limits which the next man may not understand and them not understanding, is the beauty of anonymity.

Hmmm, yet you will receive the money if given for info.


Marketing strategy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sakamanjeh99(m): 2:12pm On Jan 28, 2019
Gentlelife50:

They accept third party
Pls...
Both uber n taxify
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:58pm On Jan 28, 2019
brogxy:

It was an o-ring that was replaced then on the steering pump.
that's true.... good reminder thanks

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