₦airaland Forum

KadunaMafia:
Keep the English coming

what English? Didn't I wroted what I wroted correctly or you think you can spoke or wrote English more than me? For your information I tooked A1 in English when I wroted my WAEC,so please wash what you say to me here

dalass:
Love you all

Hold your Love for now but vote out Buhari

enemyofprogress:
what English? Didn't I wroted what I wroted correctly or you think you can spoke or wrote English more than me? For your information I tooked A1 in English when I wroted my WAEC,so please wash what you say to me here

Why not admit your mistake instead of playing smart

neonly:
U guys out Pls use a condom ND u girls insist on one Pls have fun u all Jah bless

Lolz, plz tell them o. Cux today a lot of people will surely bath with various infections and the rate at which pt test will increase in 2weeks time eh.

KadunaMafia:
Why not admit your mistake instead of playing smart

what mistake?is Valentine's day not to expenses in your area?

KadunaMafia:
All these Nairaland boss that couldn't sleep because of mosquitoes

KadunaMafia:
All these Nairaland boss that couldn't sleep because of mosquitoes

u mean you cant sleep because of el-rufai & co?

Happy Birthday to me and all my beautiful and cute birthday partners �.. God make us Bigger !!
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the faithful lovers out there ... the rest can get y’all from *******

Happy Valentine to the millions of sane Nigerians who are working tirelessly for the emergence of daddy Atiku Abubakar as the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

nope, alpha males celebrate march 14th!!!!! today is for beta guys

Happy Valentine's day swt nairalanders
I wish all the kind of love you have for Nigeria which I measure by your choice of candidate in this election.

Vote wisely

Gift ideas for valentine day
http://www.allmanforhimself.com/10-fantastic-valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-your-girlfriend-or-wife/

unity004:
valentine don reach!!! am comfuse, i have 7 girlfriends. all of them want me to take them out & sleep over at my place, what should i do?

it's easy, rent 7 different hotel rooms, visit each room and spend one hour each during morning session , go eat and drink enough yoghurt, repeat same again during evening/ night session, repeat same 15th morning before check out time, then go home 15th afternoon, wake up 16th morning and Vote , then go back to sleep, go to church on 17th morning, thank me later

Who val help?

unity004:
valentine don reach!!! am comfuse, i have 7 girlfriends. all of them want me to take them out & sleep over at my place, what should i do?

ask your ancestors.

Fvck everybody.. Fvck Valentine!

keryj:
Happy Valentine's day swt nairalanders
I wish all the kind of love you have for Nigeria which I measure by your choice of candidate in this election.

Vote wisely

Lol. Well many will get no love at all. They have no PVC.

Happy Val!

The day condom is mostly used by the wise...... Happy Condoms' day!

J4JUVENTUS:
Valentine's day ko,Valentine's day ni...
Make Val shift make I see road jare...Fake love everywhere,they will still be shouting valentine's day up and down..

it's like dey don do you strong thing

I and baby girl are feeling very loved by daddy right now.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone

Who Valentine epp
Valentine indeed

unity004:
valentine don reach!!! am comfuse, i have 7 girlfriends. all of them want me to take them out & sleep over at my place, what should i do?

There's such a thing as photocopying. Better still, 3D printing. Make seven copies of yourself. Assign a copy to each gf. Then let the original you prowl the Valentine eve looking for new ladies to devour.

Val ke? if e too important why no public holiday?abegi..

Happy Valentine's day, it's love day. It could be ur girlfriend, ur wife, ur concubines, ur olosho, ur friend and foes.

Dearest Queen

I am one hundred percent certain that this letter meets you in a fabulous state of anatomy and metabolism. If so, eternal gratitude to our Creator. If not, I am the only doctor in town for the Queen. Oh beautiful Queen! The geography of your body is perfect. Your body is full of milk and honey, your fingers are richer than gold, your eyes see better than the moon and sun, your head contains more wisdom than the sea can hold water. You are the model of perfection, accepted by all the angels, created by God on a Sunday when He had no time for other duties. You are the last Queen created by God. Other women that came after you are servants of the Queen. I know that you are always busy, the Queen that has a kingdom to rule. Without a King, a Queen is useless.

My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of importance which has bothered my soul. This matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my soul is shaking, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind and body is pointing everywhere at the same time.

Queen , you need a King. You are the only one I see at school, at home, and on the road. The mirror in my eyes has only your divine image, your majesty, your throne. I see you in my dream everyday. When I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, the only mosquito in my net, the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment. To go straight to the point. I want to be your King. I want to wake up in the morning and see only the Queen. You should be the only grey matter of my system, the wall clock of my room, the only oxygen in my head, the only rock in my universe, the only river whose water I can drink.

My sweetest, dearest, talented, fantastic, fondest, extraordinary paragon of beauty, be mine today, be mine tomorrow, be mine for ever. Let us live and die together, buried in the Garden of Eden with our love. Say Yes, Queen. Only a weak Queen says No. Listen to what the Lord says. He says we should ask and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock and it will be open unto us. I am this 14th day of the second month in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nineteen hundred and ninety - five, asking, seeking and knocking at the door of the only Queen. Open the door so that thy servant may enter. Queen means love itself; the noun, pronoun, metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, conjunction and the adverb of love. Life has no meaning to me if I cannot wake up in the morning and behold your beautiful face, your long legs, your angelic eyes, your majestic lips, your fantabulous head, your smile.

You are a wise Queen. You realize the mountain that I want to climb, the ocean I want to swim, the desert I want to cross. If you say no, there will be no King for the Queen. My life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a cow without horns, a car without a driver, a cup without tea, a town without people. Queen , I am Adam, you are Eve. If you say no, I will not be alive to finish reading your reply. In fact I will kill myself. What is life without Queen ? A man without love is like a fish out of water. Queen , reply today through the bearer. God’s time is the best. This is the time for the Queen to meet the King. God has united us in the Garden of Eden. What God has put together let no man put asunder. A woman without a man is like a field without seed. From one and only, Your beloved, faithful, loyal, loving king