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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cybertrooper: 6:53am On Feb 14, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 7:54am On Feb 14, 2019
Cybertrooper:
Camry 2004 for sale. Bought October 2018 for Uber.Driver story too much 08186931802. New tires,new shocks ,vehicle in perfect condition. Super clean.

How much?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by zigziggy(m): 8:01am On Feb 14, 2019
too much stories means unable to pay, when drivers will give price when they have not even gotten the car...e.g I can deliver 45k weekly no stories,I can deliver 1 million weekly, now there are stories,

am interested if it's on h.p basics. quote me back.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:09am On Feb 14, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Stormyweather(m): 10:52am On Feb 14, 2019
rotile247:
please guys am just about starting next week. which android phones would you recommend I get having gone through the platform and several complaint about incorrect GPS on some phones
a xiaomi phone gives you all in one at a friendly price
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by martyns200(m): 11:14am On Feb 14, 2019
Stormyweather:
a xiaomi phone gives you all in one at a friendly price

model?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Stormyweather(m): 11:22am On Feb 14, 2019
martyns200:


model?
there are various models. Just Google it and they are available in Nigeria
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:13pm On Feb 14, 2019
Gentlelife50:


My brother please don't beat up yourself too much, it's always like that when u just start.
But if u accept request to places u are not to familiar with kindly beg them to assist you with directions.
Don't be shy openly tell the person u don't know the route though sometimes they will tell u to use your map tell them your map have been misbehaving since morning.
So that they will be solely responsible for the direction if they direct you enter gutter na their business. Lolzz
grin
But sometimes your rating go dey shaky because body too dey pepper some riders.

I had one experience when I started, I got this early morning airport request at Simeon akiolu, Oniru estate.

I was turning the whole estate looking for the main gate as described by the woman because they open the main gate by 6.
The woman end up carrying her kaya with her head to come and meet me at the second gate.
grin
I started trip boom airport, my first time of going to airport from the island.
I wasn't familiar with the map then but I tried to follow the map until the woman said I should concentrate on my driving while she will interpret the map.
At every turn she will tell me to slow down so she can read the map well so we don't miss road.
At a point after iyana oworo she shouted (you know that panick shout) at me to slow down, I had to even halt in the middle of the express grin so she would be able to tell whether to go straight or follow gbagada apapa expressway. Chaii, it was not fuuny that day.
The woman almost cried, the next thing she exclaimed 'what type of life is this' did I commit any crime to book a cab?
I became more confused.
grin
At the end of the trip she gave me one of the shawarma she bought, I thanked her.
I drove straight to Ajao estate and parked under one big shield, only for me to notice that later my account have been blocked as I was devouring the shawama I was just recounting the whole episode at the same time feeling pity the my victim.
grin
I later mustered up courage and went to Taxify office they read the note the woman wrote them.
She even ended it with na waa for Taxify ooo.
grin
I simply told them the woman insists I should drive so she will direct me.
After everything they unblocked me, so after then if I get request in the island I will tell the rider am not to familiar with island routes. If it's on the mainland I will tell the rider I work mainly on the island.
grin
And give the person the condition that I can only complete the trip if he or she can direct me.
And funny enough it worked, story plenty ooo, we go dey alright las las.
grin
Exactly what I used to do too, I still do it once in a while

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:18pm On Feb 14, 2019
dhavydo:
Always ask the rider preferred route to follow and confirm the address on the map after starting the trip... Me I always ask for preferred route even if I'm taking rider from local airport to mm2 or international. Saves you from a lot of snide remarks and eventual poor rating
Lol @ preferred route from mm1 to mm2
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HRHGambino(m): 12:37pm On Feb 14, 2019
I need a driver on rental basis for my 2007 Toyota corolla. To remit #30k weekly

Drivers living around gbagada, maryland, ilupeju and environs preferred. Interested? Email deliveramng@gmail.com
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:54pm On Feb 14, 2019
HRHGambino:
I need a driver on rental basis for my 2007 Toyota corolla. To remit #30k weekly

Drivers living around gbagada, maryland, ilupeju and environs preferred. Interested? Email deliveramng@gmail.com


HRH which of the 2?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:18pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


HRH which of the 2?

I thought he said 2007. from your pictures one is 2007 while the other I'd 2008
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:23pm On Feb 14, 2019
jarkbauer:

I thought he said 2007. from your pictures one is 2007 while the other I'd 2008

south Africa?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


south Africa?
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Wait. Are there some 2007 with bigger body?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:39pm On Feb 14, 2019
jarkbauer:

0
Wait. Are there some 2007 with bigger body?

a lot.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:42pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


a lot.

Ok sir

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HRHGambino(m): 1:54pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


HRH which of the 2?


The first one
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by franksam2009: 2:13pm On Feb 14, 2019
platinumricky:
U didn't do so badly, i once took a family friend's suv to an airport and had an Encounter with them. There was a joint police/frsc checkpoint, after being frisked by the police, the Road safety personnel came to leech their 'own'. Multiple brake lights weren't functioning, there was no jack/wheel spanner and to top it all - No warning triangle/C caution. After arguing for the best part of 30mins, i escaped with a 500 fine. I couldn't believe my luck (i dont ever drive with original vehicle docs or DL.. So maybe that affected the outcome) . My friends were asking if i dey sure whether na road safety or Vigilante block me for road.
bro how can you drive or even own a car and can't afford to buy jack/wheel spanner or even repair ur brake light? No good car documents and license,. I just dey laugh here lol,. Me get every car accessories you can think of , even OBD scanner and extinguisher, double extra tires and a carton of synthetic oil,. Care for your car and your safety plz

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:45pm On Feb 14, 2019
franksam2009:
bro how can you drive or even own a car and can't afford to buy jack/wheel spanner or even repair ur brake light? No good car documents and license,. I just dey laugh here lol,. Me get every car accessories you can think of , even OBD scanner and extinguisher, double extra tires and a carton of synthetic oil,. Care for your car and your safety plz
Did u conveniently ignore the part where I mentioned that the vehicle was borrowed? So I was meant to fix all these quickly before rushing to the airport in the morning hours Wait a min, Do u live in an alternate universe? In what part of nigeria are photocopies of original documents invalid?? Ayam not understanding.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:47pm On Feb 14, 2019
franksam2009:
bro how can you drive or even own a car and can't afford to buy jack/wheel spanner or even repair ur brake light? No good car documents and license,. I just dey laugh here lol,. Me get every car accessories you can think of , even OBD scanner and extinguisher, double extra tires and a carton of synthetic oil,. Care for your car and your safety plz

say wetin happen? grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:01pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:

say wetin happen? grin
He probably drives through landmines daily

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:34pm On Feb 14, 2019
jarkbauer:

0
Wait. Are there some 2007 with bigger body?

actually some are 2006

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
cheesy
platinumricky:
He probably drives through landmines daily
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by franksam2009: 5:51pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


say wetin happen? grin
it's cheaper to avoid car problems than fixing it na lol
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2019
franksam2009:
bro how can you drive or even own a car and can't afford to buy jack/wheel spanner or even repair ur brake light? No good car documents and license,. I just dey laugh here lol,. Me get every car accessories you can think of , even OBD scanner and extinguisher, double extra tires and a carton of synthetic oil,. Care for your car and your safety plz

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 6:12pm On Feb 14, 2019
izzou:



Make im add am extra engine and gearbox grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 6:14pm On Feb 14, 2019
Drivers, its my view that we have to learn to protect our selves from these riders. Its not about pride but about self worth and esteem. These riders are becoming something else oo.

Drivers why do you guys beg for rating and make these riders think rating is a gold mine?

I was at Oworo this morning and a worthless, useless slay queen youth corper requested me.

Me: Hello Ma, You requested and am at your location.

10 minutes later, I called rider again to remind her am waiting.

Rider: Oga wait na. I ordered you and am paying you.


20 minutes later, rider appeared in her corper dress with heavy make up.

Rider to boyfriend: Why are these drivers always in a haste? Taxify has to start removing all these nasty drivers that are not ready to drive and serve.

Me: Why was your father in a haste to give birth to you and gave birth to a morron? You know your mother should have thrown you away and kept your placenta?

Rider: You are a fool

Me: Your Papa


Rider: I will report you

Me: Let me share hotspot and make it faster for you. Animal.

Before her, I cancelled the ride. No time. I matched my throttle and started disappearing.

I saw her turn red and looking for a stone to use on my car


The thing really pain her well well.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 6:25pm On Feb 14, 2019
Hope this is not one of your fantasy, or dream or imagination, cos sometimes its difficult to really believe your stories.
BillGoldberg:
Drivers, its my view that we have to learn to protect our selves from these riders. Its not about pride but about self worth and esteem. These riders are becoming something else oo.

Drivers why do you guys beg for rating and make these riders think rating is a gold mine?

I was at Oworo this morning and a worthless, useless slay queen youth corper requested me.

Me: Hello Ma, You requested and am at your location.

10 minutes later, I called rider again to remind her am waiting.

Rider: Oga wait na. I ordered you and am paying you.


20 minutes later, rider appeared in her corper dress with heavy make up.

Rider to boyfriend: Why are these drivers always in a haste? Taxify has to start removing all these nasty drivers that are not ready to drive and serve.

Me: Why was your father in a haste to give birth to you and gave birth to a morron? You know your mother should have thrown you away and kept your placenta?

Rider: You are a fool

Me: Your Papa


Rider: I will report you

Me: Let me share hotspot and make it faster for you. Animal.

Before her, I cancelled the ride. No time. I matched my throttle and started disappearing.

I saw her turn red and looking for a stone to use on my car


The thing really pain her well well.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 6:31pm On Feb 14, 2019
Mjosh1000:
Hope this is not one of your fantasy, or dream or imagination, cos sometimes its difficult to really believe your stories.

nope. This is very real.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:36pm On Feb 14, 2019
pocohantas:


Make im add am extra engine and gearbox grin

grin grin grin
Wetin person no go read for nairaland
I just dey imagine how the trunk go be

But you wicked sha

Extra engine and gearbox cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:41pm On Feb 14, 2019
BillGoldberg:
Drivers, its my view that we have to learn to protect our selves from these riders. Its not about pride but about self worth and esteem. These riders are becoming something else oo.

Drivers why do you guys beg for rating and make these riders think rating is a gold mine?

I was at Oworo this morning and a worthless, useless slay queen youth corper requested me.

Me: Hello Ma, You requested and am at your location.

10 minutes later, I called rider again to remind her am waiting.

Rider: Oga wait na. I ordered you and am paying you.


20 minutes later, rider appeared in her corper dress with heavy make up.

Rider to boyfriend: Why are these drivers always in a haste? Taxify has to start removing all these nasty drivers that are not ready to drive and serve.

Me: Why was your father in a haste to give birth to you and gave birth to a morron? You know your mother should have thrown you away and kept your placenta?

Rider: You are a fool

Me: Your Papa


Rider: I will report you

Me: Let me share hotspot and make it faster for you. Animal.

Before her, I cancelled the ride. No time. I matched my throttle and started disappearing.

I saw her turn red and looking for a stone to use on my car


The thing really pain her well well.

Funny enough, that trip will not be more than #700. grin


But you sef, try dey reduce the way you dey insult people. There are 1 million ways to have cancelled the trip without involving her father and mother angry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 6:54pm On Feb 14, 2019
izzou:


grin grin grin
Wetin person no go read for nairaland
I just dey imagine how the trunk go be

But you wicked sha

Extra engine and gearbox cheesy grin cheesy

Lol, reminds me of one guy way back. Naso e get everything for inside car; bulb, screwdriver, spanner...etc. All of them looking so greasy, you go know say im dey use am steady. That is how I take know say that car get terminal illness.

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