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Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2019
Big dicks, hung hunks — we’ve all googled those terms. Unless I am the only one who has hunted them down for purely scientific research purposes? Nah.

If only all sexual minorities were admired this much! It seems that most men wish they had a whopper instead of the organ that came with their DNA. Sometimes it’s because they think they’d get more romantic traction if they were built bigger, or worry that their partner won’t think they’re “big enough.” Just as often, it’s because they themselves feel they would be sexier to themselves if they could swing a load of meat like a porn star. But the biological realities of a larger-than-average penis tell sex scientists quite a different tale.

Only 15% of all men have organs larger than 7 inches and just a tiny 2% are bigger than 8 inches, as documented in a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which also showed that an average penis is just over 5 inches when hard. So if you take average to mean “norm,” a 5 incher is the most “normal” type of penis to have.

Science turns a cold shoulder to what people think they should have. Science knows, for example, that if someone was hung like a horse, he’d risk killing his human partners. Science knows the human penis evolved exactly right to be fully effective, capable of having numerous orgasms every day, able to shoot over a billion sperm a month. The reason an average penis is about 5 inches long during full erection is because that is the perfect range for efficient performance with the largest number of female partners.

If bigger joysticks were an advantage anywhere outside the human imagination, we’d be super-schlonged as a species. But there is no biological reason or evolutionary advantage for joysticks to be bigger. I don’t want to mess up your divine fantasies. But when it comes actual sexual functionality, smaller is better. So here are three reasons to start seeing why less is more when it comes to penis size.

1.BIG PENIS, BIG PENETRATION PROBLEMS

Guys with 6 inches or less can literally partner with anyone and have successful penetrative sex. Their penis was designed to be easily insertable into the largest number of adults. It fits comfortably into the adult vagina and into the anus too. Best of all, when it’s smaller, a man can maneuver it better and deliver targeted stimulation.

For people who do not like pain with their penetration, a larger-than-average penis (7 1/2 inches or more fully erect) can be a sensual challenge, especially if the woman has a petite build. While vaginal tissue expands during intercourse, to allow for full penetration, over 7 inches can be longer than the vaginal canal itself, and bump the uber-sensitive cervix during sex, a howlingly painful experience for women. Women with anxieties or sex-negativity may come to fear being penetrated altogether and stop their sex lives. A more efficient (i.e., normal-range) penis can give more women more and better orgasms if the man knows how to move it.

I have never talked to anyone who quit having sex, divorced or broke up with someone, or rejected someone nice because their penis was too small. Instead, I’ve talked to tons of women who say they are fine with average, prefer average and have great orgasms with men who are average to small.

After all, the most pleasurable, orgasm-inducing part of the vagina are the first 2-3 inches into the canal. The clit and the surrounding tissues leading to and then inside the vaginal canal have the highest concentration of nerve endings and pleasure-receptors. That is why MouthAction and digital stimulation can make a woman cum more successfully than a penis can. You don’t need to penetrate deeper to give a woman satisfying orgasms if you know how to use your penis — or hands or mouth or toy.

While people may dream of packing 8 or 9” of thick meat, in reality, finding people who can accept that size is a challenge unless your partners have already worked up the skill to take you in comfortably, were born with equally capacious vaginas, or actually enjoy a little pain with their penetration.

2.SMALLER PENIS, BETTER BLOW JOBS
It may look sexy to see tiny people nibble on big rods on the Internet but how do you think it feels to the nibbled upon? I’ve known several men who felt eternally deprived of ever getting a truly satisfying Mouth Gig because their girlfriends and wives couldn’t go down on too far before gagging. Meanwhile, one of my clients got TMJ (Temporomandibular joint dysfunction) from too much enthusiastic MouthAction to a partner with a huge build.

No matter how good you are giving a blow-job, a guy with a giant penis may never get to see you at your best. Warning: Choking Hazard! You likely won’t be able to deep-throat him unless you have the talents of a sword-swallower and worked on relaxing your throat muscles. Even then, your teeth may scrape the skin of his penis and leave abrasions. Your jaw may start hurting a few minutes in. So again, a smaller penis wins the category for best biological design for MouthAction too.

3.NORMAL SIZE ORGAN, NORMAL LIFE

Not everyone wants to be a porn star and make a living off the genetic anomaly that gave them a large penis. It may sound hot in fantasy but in reality, men whose genitals aren’t giving them the joy they should have and are being objectified by culture at large feel demeaned. It triggers shame and confusion over whether people love them as human beings or mainly want to use them as intimacy gadgets. More than a few of them were either the object of teasing or jokes in their youth, and some of them were molested by adults, often older girls or women, who exploited their naivete to get to their meat. All of these things create stress, shame and emotional conflicts. Jumbo-size organs can lead to jumbo-size problems. Men with large builds commonly complain that

Condoms don’t fit
Their penis dunks in the toilet water when sitting on the seat
People are afraid to have sex with them
People objectify them
Their pants require special tailoring
They get unwanted advances
They are prone to abuse in their teens
They’re subject to smirks and wisecracks
What else makes life perplexing and difficult for men with really big organs? Sometimes, their joysticks mess up their minds in ways that normal people can barely understand. Men who fit in the small/normal range (4” to 6”) do not express anxiety that women only love them for their penis. It’s different for men who are unusually large. Some of them worry that people don’t really want them for their qualities as people but because they are intrigued by their penis. To deter unwanted attention, or feel properly concealed for work, they spend hours at stores trying on pants that disguise their size or opt for special tailoring to avoid unwanted attention.

If you have a normal build, be grateful. Learn to make the most of it by natural means — exercise, good health habits, cutting down on booze, promoting blood flow, and watching your weight. It’s estimated that for every extra 30 pounds a man carries buries his penis shaft by about an inch. Focus on taking good care of the body you have and get the maximum performance out of your normal build.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-small-is-better-the-5-inch-advantage-for-men_us_58ff9812e4b0938fb73e95f2

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 1:08pm On Feb 16, 2019
I can tell you average is simply the best.

Tnx

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by coolestofall(m): 1:19pm On Feb 16, 2019
#Teamaveragejoystick right now

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by electiontrooper: 1:20pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 1:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
coolestofall:
#Teamaveragejoystick right now

Yes o.

Now I understand why even at just above 7inches I still get complaints from my wife that I should take it easy during the act.

Many ladies are carried away with the sight of a big dck but in reality, most of them can't handle any dck above 6inches when erect.

I envy average guys cos when a lady gives a 6inch guy a bj and she swallows all the shaft the guy the feeling is something else. Then the ability for the lady to ride a 6inch or less with reckless abandon is another advantage.

Lastly keeps baffling me is the fact that almost every lady enjoys been fingered and these fingers are below 4inches yet they believe they can only enjoy huge cock.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2019
hotwater1:
I can tell you average is simply the best.

Tnx

You are a female right?
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 1:58pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Zombicmodz: 2:27pm On Feb 16, 2019
Ok..

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 2:41pm On Feb 16, 2019
otherway:


You are a female right?

I am a Male with an average peepee.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by coolestofall(m): 2:53pm On Feb 16, 2019
otherway:


Yes o.

Now I understand why even at just above 7inches I still get complaints from my wife that I should take it easy during the act.

Many ladies are carried away with the sight of a big dck but in reality, most of them can't handle any dck above 6inches when erect.

I envy average guys cos when a lady gives a 6inch guy a bj and she swallows all the shaft the guy the feeling is something else. Then the ability for the lady to ride a 6inch or less with reckless abandon is another advantage.

Lastly keeps baffling me is the fact that almost every lady enjoys been fingered and these fingers are below 4inches yet they believe they can only enjoy huge cock.
Dnt mind dem, na big eye dey worry dem. They r looking 4 what wld kill dem.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 2:54pm On Feb 16, 2019
hotwater1:


I am a Male with an average peepee.

It would have been better to read from a lady.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 4:37pm On Feb 16, 2019
otherway:


It would have been better to read from a lady.

I was a female in my former life.
So i am also speaking from a female POV. Average is the best...nothing shifts the womb and paralyzez one's limb other than 8inches and above dick size.

Average dick performs a lot of magic and wonders from d doggy position to the "99 sleep" position and then to the "east-west facing the sun" position aka missionary.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 8:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
hotwater1:


I was a female in my former life.
So i am also speaking from a female POV. Average is the best...nothing shifts the womb and paralyzez one's limb other than 8inches and above dick size.

Average dick performs a lot of magic and wonders from d doggy position to the "99 sleep" position and then to the "east-west facing the sun" position aka missionary.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Feb 16, 2019
another bs thread
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by pocohantas(f): 9:28pm On Feb 16, 2019
otherway:




Lastly keeps baffling me is the fact that almost every lady enjoys been fingered and these fingers are below 4inches yet they believe they can only enjoy huge cock.

This isn't nuclear physics. Orgasm is achieved from the stimulation of the clitoris.

A woman needs fixated and uninterrupted clitoral stimulation to cum, This is something a finger will do with much more accuracy and precision than a dick that just keeps pounding like it wants to excavate the entire vagina.

If most men can make a woman achieve orgasm with whatever they have, fingers, tongue, dick...we wouldn't even be having this topic. Large joysticks will make her stretched and filled up, she can console herself with its grand entry and after effect. That is me comparing an unskillful large and small penis. I think you guys are more obsessed about your penis size than we are.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 10:26pm On Feb 16, 2019
pocohantas:


This isn't nuclear physics. Orgasm is achieved from the stimulation of the clitoris.

A woman needs fixated and uninterrupted clitoral stimulation to cum, This is something a finger will do with much more accuracy and precision than a dick that just keeps pounding like it wants to excavate the entire vagina.

If most men can make a woman achieve orgasm with whatever they have, fingers, tongue, dick...we wouldn't even be having this topic. Large joysticks will make her stretched and filled up, she can console herself with its grand entry and after effect. That is me comparing an unskillful large and small penis. I think you guys are more obsessed about your penis size than we are.

Powerful and epic contribution. I wish more nland babes can be as open as you are.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 10:27pm On Feb 16, 2019
dairykidd:
another bs thread

Comment from another BS brain.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Kaycee7(m): 4:59am On Feb 17, 2019
pocohantas:


This isn't nuclear physics. Orgasm is achieved from the stimulation of the clitoris.

A woman needs fixated and uninterrupted clitoral stimulation to cum, This is something a finger will do with much more accuracy and precision than a dick that just keeps pounding like it wants to excavate the entire vagina.
Does this mean circumcised women cannot achieve orgasm?

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by lobell: 6:05pm On Feb 18, 2019
Kaycee7:
Does this mean circumcised women cannot achieve orgasm?

They can and they do. Don't mind Pocahontas and her sweeping statement. orgasms arise from many different places starting from the mind to the nipples, to the clitoris to the labias, to the center of gravity, to the a-spot, to the walls of the veejayjay, to the cervix...etc etc. In all these, the mind is the most important.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by otherway: 1:06pm On May 17, 2020
lobell:


They can and they do. Don't mind Pocahontas and her sweeping statement. orgasms arise from many different places starting from the mind to the nipples, to the clitoris to the labias, to the center of gravity, to the a-spot, to the walls of the veejayjay, to the cervix...etc etc. In all these, the mind is the most important.

Wey the ladies sef.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by XXLMANDIGO: 2:14pm On May 17, 2020
These guys are now all over NL to pacify themselves with their pencil dick. Do you people ever consider how open ,wide and deep a woman get when she is very wet, Hot or when she is Cummin uncontrollably? Have you ever seen a real life masturbating video of either a youth or adult girl?? Do you know why they prefer a big cucumber and why some go as far as using coke bottle to self service??

Pussies are meant to be filled up and 10" Mandigo like mine, with fierce veins do the job perfectly, so that they are always and eternally grateful.

Ladies fake moaning for the pencil dick guys and tell them performance matters just to stroke their already fading ego.

A sight of a BIG Mandigo like mine makes girls drool from afar ,and I have laid a good number of pretty, successful and exotic girls from different parts of the country just because they saw it on WhatsApp or Facebook, and would not rest until they fill that cunt up with it and fulfil their fantasies.


Big Dickk is a confirm Aphrodisiac for girls and they always pant for it. Yes I agree performance and skills matters but a girl will choose heavy MANDIGO over and over coz you don't get to see it everyday.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by BigJoe19: 2:35pm On May 17, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
These guys are now all over NL to pacify themselves with their pencil dick. Do you people ever consider how open ,wide and deep a woman get when she is very wet, Hot or when she is Cummin uncontrollably? Have you ever seen a real life masturbating video of either a youth or adult girl?? Do you know why they prefer a big cucumber and why some go as far as using coke bottle to self service??

Pussies are meant to be filled up and 10" Mandigo like mine, with fierce veins do the job perfectly, so that they are always and eternally grateful.

Ladies fake moaning for the pencil dick guys and tell them performance matters just to stroke their already fading ego.

A sight of a BIG Mandigo like mine makes girls drool from afar ,and I have laid a good number of pretty, successful and exotic girls from different parts of the country just because they saw it on WhatsApp or Facebook, and would not rest until they fill that cunt up with it and fulfil their fantasies.


Big Dickk is a confirm Aphrodisiac for girls and they always pant for it. Yes I agree performance and skills matters but a girl will choose heavy MANDIGO over and over coz you don't get to see it everyday.

See as human being dey boast about im dick size, if we check well na 3inch niggar u be.
Boasting like sey dey go give u award.

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by XXLMANDIGO: 2:46pm On May 17, 2020
BigJoe19:
See as human being dey boast about im dick size, if we check well na 3inch niggar u be.
Boasting like sey dey go give u award.
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Bro, don't be intimidated. It's a gift from Jah...

BTW , I am a decent handsome professional. Sweet looking babes can PM
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by craleonic: 2:58pm On May 17, 2020
lobell:


They can and they do. Don't mind Pocahontas and her sweeping statement. orgasms arise from many different places starting from the mind to the nipples, to the clitoris to the labias, to the center of gravity, to the a-spot, to the walls of the veejayjay, to the cervix...etc etc. In all these, the mind is the most important.

This is a false statement.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Callertunez: 3:01pm On May 17, 2020
those people up there boasting about their big cassava... nobody ever has a small d!ck...nawa ocheesy

anyway, grade A(distinction) is better than C (credit) grin... e get why

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by BigJoe19: 3:07pm On May 17, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
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Bro, don't be intimidated. It's a gift from Jah...

BTW , I am a decent handsome professional. Sweet looking babes can PM
Intimidated grin grin . Why should I be intimidated, even if you're dangote I can't be intimidated, so why will your assumed big dick intimidate me?

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Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by XXLMANDIGO: 3:19pm On May 17, 2020
Assumed??

That alone put you up as being envious coz you can't wrap your head round that your fellow man could have such endowment.

If you are a girl, I would have implored you to reach me on PM for proof, and of course you have to give a very vivid proof that you are a girl.


BigJoe19:
intimidated grin grin . Why should be be intimidated, even if you're dangote I can't be intimidated, so why will your assumed big dick intimidate me?
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by gentlegenius(m): 4:13pm On May 17, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
These guys are now all over NL to pacify themselves with their pencil dick. Do you people ever consider how open ,wide and deep a woman get when she is very wet, Hot or when she is Cummin uncontrollably? Have you ever seen a real life masturbating video of either a youth or adult girl?? Do you know why they prefer a big cucumber and why some go as far as using coke bottle to self service??

Pussies are meant to be filled up and 10" Mandigo like mine, with fierce veins do the job perfectly, so that they are always and eternally grateful.

Ladies fake moaning for the pencil dick guys and tell them performance matters just to stroke their already fading ego.

A sight of a BIG Mandigo like mine makes girls drool from afar ,and I have laid a good number of pretty, successful and exotic girls from different parts of the country just because they saw it on WhatsApp or Facebook, and would not rest until they fill that cunt up with it and fulfil their fantasies.


Big Dickk is a confirm Aphrodisiac for girls and they always pant for it. Yes I agree performance and skills matters but a girl will choose heavy MANDIGO over and over coz you don't get to see it everyday.

Fallacy of ad misericordia...
Maybe you are referring to prostitutes. But even some prostitutes will still prefer average/small dicks.
Speaking from experience.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by XXLMANDIGO: 4:41pm On May 17, 2020
How old are you little dick??

gentlegenius:

Fallacy of ad misericordia...
Maybe you are referring to prostitutes. But even some prostitutes will still prefer average/small dicks.
Speaking from experience.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 4:48pm On May 17, 2020
Men, i will repeat myself, width/length/girth matters not. Its what you can do with it. No girl wants her v.a.g.i.n.a.l walls destroyed with a 10 inch ====>

D!k challenged men, work on your tongue game, 99% of women do not o.r.g.a.s.m by penetration.
Re: Ladies Don't Be Deceived, Average Is Best. by Nobody: 5:44pm On May 17, 2020
Please how can I measure the size of my Big.

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