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Farting is usually considered to be the most shameful or humorous function of the body. Everyone farts but have we ever taken a moment to think about the science and history behind it?

1. Females tend to fart less than males.

2. First used in 1962, fart means the wind coming out of the anus. Pretty apt don’t you think?

3. A normal human being will fart over a dozen times every day.

4. And the air they produce can be used to blow up one balloon.

5. Don’t ever be embarrassed about a fart because it is actually an indication of good health. If your digestive system is working as it should, you will fart. If you feel like you haven’t been farting lately, it is best to get a medical opinion.

6. The main component of a fart is hydrogen sulfide which helps decrease any damage to the mitochondria. This means that taking in the smell is actually good for you.

7. While women don’t fart as much as men, their farts tend to smell more because they have greater levels of hydrogen sulfide. This makes the air they produce better for your health as well.

8. Your farts are much faster than you because they travel 10ft/sec.

9. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.

10. If you chew a lot of gum and drink aerated drinks, it will increase the frequency of your farts.

11. Most of our daily farts happen when we are asleep.

12. Termites may be small in size but they fart more than any other creature. Camels come a close second, followed by zebras and cattle.


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There's a fullness of joy in my heart when I fart on a first date, it gives me some sense of dominance.

I used to play fart love with my Ex, whenever we're to eat together we had to fart for at least 5 minutes. If the natural farts ain't coming we induced an artificial fart by facing our azzes into the air and widen our anus with our hands.... when we broke up, 2 weeks later she call to say she missed my farts and how the smell. Honestly speaking, I missed hers too.

Fart is bae...

"If you cannot comfortably fart on your first date, that relationship won't last a year"

iHateForAReason:
1. Females tend to fart less than males.

Objection my Lord!

iHateForAReason:
7. While women don’t fart as much as men, their farts tend to smell more because they have greater levels of hydrogen sulfide.

Agreed. My recent encounter with pocohantas proves true.

This makes the air they produce better for your health as well.

Better for who?

9. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.

So Bobrisky has Rolls Royce engine farts?[/quote]

Hmmmmm
Interesting

Let the farting games begin....

I can represent Africa at the farting Olympics....

Ooh lalala...let's go farting...oooh lalala

Fart is flammable. Just Fart close to fire and see it booooooom