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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by Nobody: 5:52pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
Exactly, especially if and/when the planet didnt at all suddenly cease motion. So how like I earlier asked, whom from, where did LordReed, learn, that on that day, the planet suddenly ceased motion? Was this from his abandoned church going days or from Sunday School sessions?
so if the earth doesn't cease motion then we should not apply common sense and experiments in laboratory to deduce what would happen?

Why are you guys bent on killing reasoning and rationality?

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by TV01(m): 6:56pm On Feb 24, 2019
nwabekeyi:
Bros, leave story. If the planet suddenly ceases motion, we will all fall off it. It's simple law of inertia.
Apart from that, a lot of abnormalities will happen. You people just hate the truth
You are too funny.

We are on a plane, not a planet.
A plane that does not move. It is fixed, immovable, as the Creator - God most High, Creator of the heavens and the earth, made it grin.

The sun, moon and stars orbit the earth, which is at the center of creation. As clesrly recorded in the book of Joshua, it was the sun and moon which halted in their orbits.

Please explore the records of antiquity,almost to a one there is a record of an extra long/short day.

Glory to God, who created and upholds all thongs by the Word of His power.



TV
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 7:11pm On Feb 24, 2019
nwabekeyi:
so if the earth doesn't cease motion then we should not apply common sense and experiments in laboratory to deduce what would happen?

Why are you guys bent on killing reasoning and rationality?
What is the problem here sef? Did somebody tiff your wife or girlfriend ni?
What is your position in this matter?
Is it that the sun and moon stood still like LordReed believes is what happen on that day with Joshua or it isnt that the sun and moon stood still?
Put your cards down on the table, face opened up and stop behaving like we can't have a picnic without ants turning up and becoming a nuisance
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
Why should I when living things are not instantly going to be killed, especially if and/when the planet didnt at all suddenly cease motion. Whom from, where did you learn LordReed, that on that day, the planet suddenly ceased motion? Was this from your abandoned church going days or from Sunday School sessions? No wonder.

Bwahahaha, why would I be relying on the writing of ignorant folk to know what would happen? The dumbasses who wrote the story obviously did not know that the apparent motion of the sun is a result of the earth's motion so if the sun at all appears to stand still it is because the earth has stopped moving not the other way around. Look how dumbass stories has robbed you of simple knowledge of planetary motion.

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 7:33pm On Feb 24, 2019
LordReed:
Bwahahaha, why would I be relying on the writing of ignorant folk to know what would happen? The dumbasses who wrote the story obviously did not know that the apparent motion of the sun is a result of the earth's motion so if the sun at all appears to stand still it is because the earth has stopped moving not the other way around. Look how dumbass stories has robbed you of simple knowledge of planetary motion.
I know you'll slowly and eventually get what actually and/or really happened on that day.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 7:38pm On Feb 24, 2019
nwabekeyi:
so if the earth doesn't cease motion then we should not apply common sense and experiments in laboratory to deduce what would happen?

Why are you guys bent on killing reasoning and rationality?

Don't mind MuttleyLaff, he always dives off the deep end into a waterless swimming pool.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 7:38pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
I know you'll slowly and eventually get what actually and/or really happened on that day.

For the last time what are you saying actually happened?
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 7:40pm On Feb 24, 2019
TV01:

You are too funny.

We are on a plane, not a planet.
A plane that does not move. It is fixed, immovable, as the Creator - God most High, Creator of the heavens and the earth, made it grin.

The sun, moon and stars orbit the earth, which is at the center of creation. As clesrly recorded in the book of Joshua, it was the sun and moon which halted in their orbits.

Please explore the records of antiquity,almost to a one there is a record of an extra long/short day.

Glory to God, who created and upholds all thongs by the Word of His power.



TV



Fuckiing shiit! A dyed in the wool flat earther! Wow! Wonders indeed shall never cease!
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 7:45pm On Feb 24, 2019
LordReed:
Don't mind MuttleyLaff, he always dives off the deep end into a waterless swimming pool.
You got jokes. You better remind him to put his cards down on the table, face opened up, stating what his position in this matter is and stop behaving like we can't have a picnic without ants turning up and becoming a nuisance

LordReed:
For the last time what are you saying actually happened?
I will tell you what really and actually happened but first need that you first tell what you believed happened on that day with Joshua, the sun and the moon

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by Horiolah(m): 7:45pm On Feb 24, 2019
TV01:

You are too funny.

We are on a plane, not a planet.
A plane that does not move. It is fixed, immovable, as the Creator - God most High, Creator of the heavens and the earth, made it grin.

The sun, moon and stars orbit the earth, which is at the center of creation. As clesrly recorded in the book of Joshua, it was the sun and moon which halted in their orbits.

Please explore the records of antiquity,almost to a one there is a record of an extra long/short day.

Glory to God, who created and upholds all thongs by the Word of His power.



TV



You again.

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 7:51pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
You got jokes. You better remind him to put his cards down on the table, face opened up, stating what his position in this matter is and stop behaving like we can't have a picnic without ants turning up and becoming a nuisance

I will tell you what really and actually happened but first need that you first tell what you believed happened on that day with Joshua, the sun and the moon

The tale is obviously a myth so there is nothing to say about it but for fairytale believers like you I trust you have an interpretation to give.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by CAPSLOCKED: 8:03pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:

I will tell you what really and actually happened but first need that you first tell what you believed happened on that day with Joshua, the sun and the moon

BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE PERSONALLY?
THIS IS AN INSULT TO OUR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 8:07pm On Feb 24, 2019
LordReed:
The tale is obviously a myth so there is nothing to say about it but for fairytale believers like you I trust you have an interpretation to give.
There is nothing fairy tale about what happened on that day but why cant you just tell what exactly to know about that is said happened on that day

CAPSLOCKED:
BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE PERSONALLY?
THIS IS AN INSULT TO OUR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE.
Can we please hear beta word jor. Ants always crawling about, all over the place when one is trying to enjoy a quiet picnic

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 9:49pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
There is nothing fairy tale about what happened on that day but why cant you just tell what exactly to know about that is said happened on that day

Can we please hear beta word jor. Ants always crawling about, all over the place when one is trying to enjoy a quiet picnic

Abeg talk if you want to talk and stop the rigmarole. It is a physical impossibility so it is a myth, it could NEVER have happened. But you fairytale believers think it true so either you talk or buzz off.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 9:51pm On Feb 24, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:


BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE PERSONALLY?
THIS IS AN INSULT TO OUR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE.

Someone keeps claiming the shit we smell is perfume.

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 9:59pm On Feb 24, 2019
LordReed:
Abeg talk if you want to talk and stop the rigmarole. It is a physical impossibility so it is a myth, it could NEVER have happened. But you fairytale believers think it true so either you talk or buzz off.
Its a simple and humble request, nothing to do with rigmarole, so you too buzz off then, if you wont be a sport and kindly tell what you know the myth is all about. I know its a physical impossibility, you too seem to believe its a physical impossibility but you are scaredy cat to publicly admit what the myth is

LordReed:
Someone keeps claiming the shit we smell is perfume.
The bullshit you smell is pure and strong bullshit alright

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by TV01(m): 10:02pm On Feb 24, 2019
Horiolah:
You again.
Yes 0. Still here and by God's grace I shall not be moved - like the earth, which is resolutely flat. grin

LordReed:
Fuckiing shiit! A dyed in the wool flat earther! Wow! Wonders indeed shall never cease!
No. A bible believer. Which bible clearly details the earth created planular and stationary.

LordReed:
the apparent motion of the sun is a result of the earth's motion
So the sun - along with the moon - which we can be clearly seen orbiting the earth every single day is not actually moving, it only appears to do so because the earth is moving grin.

Some people will dis-believe their own eyes, and accept obvious nonsense - evolution, big-bang from nothing, as long as it makes them feel intelligent and allows them to rebel against God. The veracity of the holy scriptures s the least of your worries. grin

LordReed:
if the sun at all appears to stand still it is because the earth has stopped moving not the other way around.
Any evidence that the earth moves? On it's axis at 1'000kmph, around the sun at 67'000 mph, with both within a "galaxy" moving at 500'000kmph, which is in turn moving through the universe at 1.2m mph. grin



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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
Its a simple and humble request, nothing to do with rigmarole, so you too buzz off then, if you wont be a sport and kindly tell what you know the myth is all about. I know its a physical impossibility, you too seem to believe its a physical impossibility but you are scaredy cat to publicly admit what the myth is

The bullshit you smell is pure and strong bullshit alright

Please Bleep right off because i don't remember me coming first to you. You came at me with your nonsense so go Bleep yourself.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 10:55pm On Feb 24, 2019
TV01:

Yes 0. Still here and by God's grace I shall not be moved - like the earth, which is resolutely flat. grin

No. A bible believer. Which bible clearly details the earth created planular and stationary.

So the sun - along with the moon - which we can be clearly seen orbiting the earth every single day is not actually moving, it only appears to do so because the earth is moving grin.

Some people will dis-believe their own eyes, and accept obvious nonsense - evolution, big-bang from nothing, as long as it makes them feel intelligent and allows them to rebel against God. The veracity of the holy scriptures s the least of your worries. grin

Any evidence that the earth moves? On it's axis at 1'000kmph, around the sun at 67'000 mph, with both within a "galaxy" moving at 500'000kmph, which is in turn moving through the universe at 1.2m mph. grin



TV

LMFAO! Come and see American wonder, come and see American wonder!

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by Nobody: 7:13am On Feb 25, 2019
TV01:

You are too funny.

We are on a plane, not a planet.
A plane that does not move. It is fixed, immovable, as the Creator - God most High, Creator of the heavens and the earth, made it grin.

The sun, moon and stars orbit the earth, which is at the center of creation. As clesrly recorded in the book of Joshua, it was the sun and moon which halted in their orbits.

Please explore the records of antiquity,almost to a one there is a record of an extra long/short day.

Glory to God, who created and upholds all thongs by the Word of His power.



TV


Until you give me a scenarios where science made mistakes and religion fixed them then can't take you seriously.

It's hard to get off your positive schizophrenia
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by TV01(m): 3:26pm On Feb 25, 2019
LordReed:
LMFAO! Come and see American wonder, come and see American wonder!

nwabekeyi:
Until you give me a scenarios where science made mistakes and religion fixed them then can't take you seriously.

It's hard to get off your positive schizophrenia

Please sirs, provide evidence of the earth's motion as described below and, I will renounce Christianity poste-haste, joining your worldview, or whichever one you direct me to cool. Additionally, if you are able to provide evidence of the earths sphericity, I will pay my tithes direct to you grin.

Any evidence that the earth moves? On it's axis at 1'000kmph, around the sun at 67'000 mph, both within a "galaxy" moving at 500'000kmph, which is in turn within a universe moving at 1.2m mph.

Intelligent enough to believe the earth experiences 4 high-speed motions which are not physically experienced and, cannot be directly detected or shown shocked

1 Timothy 6:20 - O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


TV

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2019
TV01:


Intelligent enough to believe the earth experiences 4 high-speed motions which are not physically experienced and, cannot be directly detected or shown shocked

Really? so where did you get the numbers from?
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by 1Sharon(f): 6:47pm On Feb 25, 2019
Maxi3k:
Mine is the famous talking donkey

Are you a Christian?
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by 1Sharon(f): 6:50pm On Feb 25, 2019
BETPAWA:
cheesy

Jesus is our lord and personal saviour.
I have called on his name several times to credit my bank account, to no avail.

God is not a magician.
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by TV01(m): 7:39pm On Feb 25, 2019
LordReed:
Really? so where did you get the numbers from?
A number of "science" sources. But you know what, just demonstrating the axial and orbital motions of the earth will be enough, forget speed sef. I'll be so wowed, I will add first fruits join grin

2 Corinthians 10:5 - We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ,


TV
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by LordReed(m): 8:00pm On Feb 25, 2019
TV01:

A number of "science" sources. But you know what, just demonstrating the axial and orbital motions of the earth will be enough, forget speed sef. I'll be so wowed, I will add first fruits join grin

2 Corinthians 10:5 - We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ,


TV

So the science sources did not provide the proofs?

BTW you do know some of your bible believing brethren believe the bible says the earth is a sphere right?
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by Maxi3k(m): 8:43pm On Feb 25, 2019
1Sharon:


Are you a Christian?
nah, atheist
Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by kkins25(m): 11:29pm On Feb 25, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
Exactly, especially if and/when the planet didnt at all suddenly cease motion. So how like I earlier asked, whom from, where did LordReed, learn, that on that day, the planet suddenly ceased motion? Was this from his abandoned church going days or from Sunday School sessions?
MuttleyLaff, MuttleyLaff, MuttleyLaff, how many times did i call you?
Lordreed never said the planet stopped moving.. On the contrary he was correcting the error in the inspired book of god.. We know the sun doesn't revolve around the earth as proclaimed by TV01.. The bible says joshua or rather god stopped the sun... But this exposes the ungodliness in the bible scriptures. How does god not know the earth was spinning around the sun? Huh Muttley??
if that fairytale miracle happened which of course it didn't, it would have been that the planet stoped moving and not the sun.

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by kkins25(m): 11:36pm On Feb 25, 2019
1Sharon:


God is not a magician.
silly statement.. If God is not a magician, then kindly tell us the principle behind the multiplication of a few loaves of bread and fish to feed thousands of people.... Ohh yet, entice us with the operus mandi by which moses split the red sea. Oh oh oh, tell us what molecular reconstruction took place that turned water into wine? Oh oh one more, one more, tell us how moses' staff turned into a snake? Tell us who baked the bread or manna which fell from heaven that fed the bleeping isrealites in the wilderness. Oh oh oh... I aait to hear the wisdom you would unveil.... Im so exicited.

Jehova is a magician. Qed.

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Re: Which Bible Story Or Bible Passage Do You Find Bizarre Or Hard To Believe by kkins25(m): 11:48pm On Feb 25, 2019
TV01:

Yes 0. Still here and by God's grace I shall not be moved - like the earth, which is resolutely flat. grin

No. A bible believer. Which bible clearly details the earth created planular and stationary.

So the sun - along with the moon - which we can be clearly seen orbiting the earth every single day is not actually moving, it only appears to do so because the earth is moving grin.

Some people will dis-believe their own eyes, and accept obvious nonsense - evolution, big-bang from nothing, as long as it makes them feel intelligent and allows them to rebel against God. The veracity of the holy scriptures s the least of your worries. grin





TV
when youwill not use that your head to think.. When you will not use your eyes to read, how wont you comehere yapping such blunders..
Let me give you one simple example;
when you are driving in your car at some speed and you are passing trees, doesn't it look like d trees are moving away from you?
If the sun is spinning round the earth my dear brother jumbo, wouldn't the allocation of sun light acroos the globe be different? Why do we have a north pole and south pole which get very little or no sunlight, if the earth is flat? Can ur bible explain?


Any evidence that the earth moves? On it's axis at 1'000kmph, around the sun at 67'000 mph, with both within a "galaxy" moving at 500'000kmph, which is in turn moving through the universe at 1.2m mph. grin


This is a theory ogbeni. No one says its the reality. But cosmic background radiation those suggest that the universe is expanding. Its stretching apart.


Now one last question for you, we all agree the sun is round. So are other planets, what are this planets made off that whatever they contain don't fall off huh? If the stars and other celestial bodies can be rou d, what is stopping the earth from being round?

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