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MariaLavina:
I like the meme die. I fell in love with it the first day I saw it.


Everybody has a price nah, both male and female. Just find your size, pay and enjoy. Life no hard.

MariaLavina:
Agreed! But why did she want to collect the phone?

She get ant eyes abeg.

Preshy561:
She deh wait make weekend abi Monday reach, make she go collect better one.
But I'd advise her to run away from the op, he might get 31k phone this time.

MariaLavina:
Chai!

Op don deactivate . Una no get joy for this section o

Preshy561:
Lol.
He will register with a new moniker and start attacking his rivals.

MariaLavina:
You are number one on his list.

MrBrownJay1:
wait... let me drink some tea, and come back as this one is a juicy story....

MrBrownJay1:
wait... let me drink some tea, and come back as this one is a juicy story....

so here it goes:



FOOLISHNESS #1
so you mean to tell us all that your brotha told you:" here is one cheap materialistic babe!" and you gladly foolishly went ahead trying to date the animal?!



FOOLISHNESS #2
you should have known this babe is dirt cheap, and certainly REALLY desperate if all it took was a mere COROLLA 2012 to impress her.



FOOLISHNESS #3
bro, how konjified were you?! OR how beautiful was that animal that you didnt care about any damn thing?!



FOOLISHNESS #4
so the NEXT DAY, she started to press your mumu button, and you didnt see it coming?!?!?! haba!!! why did you try to be "captain save a hoe" and told her not to sell it? wetin concern you with phone biz?!?!?!?!?



FOOLISHNESS #5
if you were indeed a "big boy" (and not a mumu), then why not just buy the damn phone right away?!



FOOLISHNESS #6
you think this babe was a novice (setting foolish traps to get her home to you), while she is a pro, and sadly YOU are the only person here being played.



FOOLISHNESS #7
so even her father know his daughter is a hoe?! kai, bro run as fast as you can... RUUUUUUUUN!



FOOLISHNESS #8
see as she put the carrot in front of that donkey and he fell for it, like a true mumu!!!



FOOLISHNESS #9
MUMU!!!!!! here you are begging like an infant for sex....aint you ashamed of yourself? for 30k you could get 2/3 serious round with any neighborhood slut out there...now here you are STILL with blue balls AND with a useless 30k phone.



FOOLISHNESS #10
wait wait wait!!!!! why did you give her fare money? blood of Maria, mother of jesus, abeg come carry your offspring mumu donkey child now!



FINAL FOOLISHNESS

so you are still thinking of buying a better phone for this animal?! are you mad?! just because of toto?!?!

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eddyghali:
Jesus Christ fed 5000 people without asking for anything in return and you OP just 30,500 naira phone you are already looking for her destiny. How do you want your thunder?? OP