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My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2019
I guess this is my season of extensive banning, for I am yet to fully recover from the heavy bouts of back to back bans I incurred, that culminated in 48 hours of my relegation from the religion section, which happens to be pretty much the only section i'm active in nairaland.

So what that implied was that I had to wait till the upturn of my ban, because virtually all my activity in nairaland were religiously inclined, hence if i went to another section to post religious topics, i may still get another ban, which may become a ban too many for my brain to handle, and hence lead to a ban overdose.

So I had to bid my time as a nairaland spectator while my ban lasted, but while in my spectator mode it seemed that there was rejoicing in hell that the tormentor in chief of the nairaland satanists had been banned.

For there was something I saw yesterday when I went to the religion section of Nairaland that took me down memory lane of what the religion section used to be like when I first got here, even before I opened a thread about being wary of satanists here in the religion section.

And I have just taken screenshots of it to make it speak for itself.

And yet people think that it's by coincidence that these things happen, but they don't have the least idea.

Well my message to hell is that jesusjnr is back!

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Shepherd00: 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2019
jesusjnr:
I guess this is my season of extensive banning, for I am yet to fully recover from the heavy bouts of back to back bans, that culminated in 48 hours of my relegation from the religion section, which happens to be pretty much the only section i'm active in nairaland.

So what that implied was that I had to wait till the upturn of my ban, because virtually all my activity in nairaland were religiously inclined, hence if i went to another section to post religious topics, i may still get another ban, which may become a ban too many for my brain to handle, and hence lead to a ban overdose.

So I had to bid my time as a nairaland spectator while my ban lasted, but while in my spectator mode it seemed that there was rejoicing in hell that the tormentor in chief of the nairaland satanists had been banned.

For there was something I saw yesterday when I went to the religion section of Nairaland that took me down memory lane of what the religion section used to be like when I first got here, even before I opened a thread about being wary of satanists here in the religion section.

And I have just taken screenshots of it to make it speak for itself.

And yet people think that it's by coincidence that these things happen, but they don't have the least idea.

Well my message to hell is that jesusjnr is back!
Jesusjnr, are sure you are not Otem?
Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by HappyPagan: 6:11pm On Mar 28, 2019
Drama got nothing on this one. . this guy na netflix, cnn and dove tv... All in one.

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by LordReed(m): 9:07pm On Mar 28, 2019
HappyPagan:
Drama got nothing on this one. . this guy na netflix, cnn and dove tv... All in one.

Add Telemundo to that list bruv.

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Nobody: 8:20pm On Mar 31, 2019
Yeah!
Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Martinez39(m): 9:20am On Apr 01, 2019
I never knew religion was crack cocaine in abstract form until I met Jesusjnr. This one has gone way overboard with it and needs a good rehabilitation centre.

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Martinez39(m): 9:36am On Apr 01, 2019
I never knew religion was crack cocaine in abstract form. This one has gone way overboard with it and needs a good rehabilitation centre.

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Nobody: 10:14am On Apr 01, 2019
Martinez39:
I never knew religion was crack cocaine in abstract form until I met Jesusjnr. This one has gone way overboard with it and needs a good rehabilitation centre.

Martinez39:
I never knew religion was crack cocaine in abstract form. This one has gone way overboard with it and needs a good rehabilitation centre.

Are you sure you're not on some yourself, because you sound like a broken record, that skips beats, repeats the same lines, and spoils the party.

Now look closely!

How many fingers can you see?

Six fingers?

How could I possibly have six fingers in just one hand?

This one definitely needs some help, for he's been taking all the wrong and fake substances just to make up for the absence of the original.

What he needs is the Holy Spirit, and all those drugs he abuses would lose their significance in his life.

For He is the original Spirit! grin
Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by Martinez39(m): 10:41am On Apr 01, 2019
jesusjnr2:




Are you sure you're not on some yourself, because you sound like a broken record, that skips beats, repeats the same lines, and spoils the party.

Now look closely!

How many fingers can you see?

Six fingers?

How could I possibly have six fingers in just one hand?

This one definitely needs some help, for he's been taking all the wrong and fake substances just to make up for the absence of the original.

What he needs is the Holy Spirit, and all those drugs he abuses would lose their significance in his life.

For He is the original Spirit! grin
grin

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by bobowaja(m): 12:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
The resident clown grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Message To Hell Is That Jesusjnr Is Back! by jjresurrected: 3:25pm On Apr 01, 2019
bobowaja:
The resident clown grin grin grin grin grin
that makes you cry as a baby and have panic attacks Lol!

It's good to see you emerging from hardmirror's shadows though I must say, I mean what were you so scared of, I don't bite! grin

As you could see even if I had every other person against me, I have the belief or confidence to take them on as you may have already noticed.

So I would like you become that strong even in your atheistic beliefs, that it don't matter what any other person thinks or says, or if any man to be with you or against you, because your belief is stronger than whatsoever all of them combined could do to shake it or make it fall.

That's extent of resolve in one's belief is one of the major factors that make others to eventually begin to believe in one's belief, despite the initial mockery and opposition.

For they would begin to be like, there must be something to this person's belief that makes him/her to be so resolute in it, and so they'll want to give it a try.

And hence you'll win a soul to your belief, and then two, and that's the way it would be until your sole belief turns into a movement.

For that was how Jesus started, Mohammed same, etc and those two beliefs have the most following of any other beliefs.

So it begins with one belief. grin

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