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A popular Nigerian Medical doctor has taken to her twitter platform to school men who boast that the size of their eggplant can shift a woman’s womb.

Dr Olufunmilayo wrote:

During labour/delivery, When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”. Yet 95% of peni.s width is under 5cm. Beautiful delusion.

But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this” Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width penis that will make a difference? Lmao. Pls get the fvck.

Doctor this is not fair, stop attacking our ego as men” Ok let’s be serious. No sensible man should have ego built on sex or peni.s prowess. That’s ephemeral and daft. Build your ego, if you have to, on more serious and exemplary qualities. Not on numbers of “shifted wombs”…

And actually NO peni.s can ever actually shift a womb. To start with, very very few peni.s will even touch the cervix (the entrance of the womb) during sex. NOT to talk of hit it enough to have any impact on the womb. Let’s get serious. Womb shifting is a myth. Let’s drop it.

This is simple anatomy. And a touch of common sense. Nothing more. NO Peni.s can shift a womb. Quote me anywhere. And even if by any remote possibility there would be, maybe it’s the context of an adult man raping a toddler. Or something worse. But in normal situations? Nah.

Anatomically, during sex, the peni.s is mainly in the vagina doing an in-out movement repeatedly till orgasm. And that’s it. Very few people and very few times can it touch the cervix, if it ever does. And it will never be significant enough to cause a womb to shift. You get it?

Na her problem b that?

Said a small D man

Gbam!

what

Hope you can see this Funmi? Stop saying I'll shift your womb.

Watch guys avoid this thread. But wait tho. Of course we know no man has the power to shift a womb, right?!

I thought the womb shifting thing was actually an expression meaning great sex. I never assumed people took the meaning literally.


Oh well. Never underestimate the ignorance and ego of Nigerians especially the men.

is she referring to kizz Daniel. please help me tell musicians to fear God with their lyrics. I heard a little boy singing aloud."I want to use my ......to shift your womb permit me"

She's sounding like she hasn't been laid for a long time

viver1:
She's sounding like she hasn't been laid for a long time

Dr Olufunilayo is male

This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko

very irrelevant, and you wonder why we are backward medically.

Can't comment. I'm a virgin

In OP's haste to copy and paste, they failed to notice the very important fact that Dr Olufunmilayo is male.

Hahahahahaha

so nah kids Daniel "madu" song this woman listened to make her start lectures online...another way to be noticed..anyways,good elaboration

It's just a slang, they don't mean it literally

Well, I still say nah to the huge sticks as they cause more damage than good. No thank you!

And we all know that those cries of "you have shifted my womb" by our ladies are all lies, since the head of babies are far bigger than the tips of pen.s. and pencils of our brothers.

Himmler:
It's just a slang, they don't mean it literally

Some Nigerians are ignorant and have taken it literally

Lie doctor, i shift wombs for a living, inbox for ya package

Iro gbaaaa

How can it shift your womb, na our agreement?

We all know it's a word play na, just a synonym for a great sex and not literally shifting the womb.

Okay try me

Boscojugunu:
Lol

Ladies say they want big dick bt when e enter na cry