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Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by ediko5(m): 10:27am On Apr 11, 2019
OboOlora:
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko
Wow. Guess you've explored like 50 of 'em.
Talking from experience.
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Blacksavage: 10:51am On Apr 11, 2019
Poosy na elastic jare... Even those virgin self if something big touch dem. Womb go shift..
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Delaw00(m): 10:52am On Apr 11, 2019
OboOlora:
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko
if I'm seeing right this moniker is something grin
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by remiopash: 11:57am On Apr 11, 2019
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OboOlora:
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko

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Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Talib93(m): 1:17pm On Apr 11, 2019
What of dislocation of the w**b? grin grin grin
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by litaninja(m): 1:24pm On Apr 11, 2019
Of course. The person spoke as a typical Nigeria doctor will speak...with a huge and bloated ego, zero bedside manner, and disdain for people around them. They tend to act as small gods.
When we say, I will rock your world, of course we know whatever we do can't register on an actual seismic scale....but we say it anyways...
mumu doctor

funmisticqueen:
Watch guys avoid this thread. But wait tho. Of course we know no man has the power to shift a womb, right?! undecided

I thought the womb shifting thing was actually an expression meaning great sex. I never assumed people took the meaning literally.


Oh well. Never underestimate the ignorance and ego of Nigerians especially the men.
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Realist1(m): 1:39pm On Apr 11, 2019
I personally think a womb shifting joystick is just a hyped expression to mean a massive joystick that can do or overdo the job.

Even if what he/she said is true but some joystick looks like they can actually do that even though they really can't. Google male porn star Julio Gomez.That guy's joystick is a weapon of mass distruction or is it satisfaction in this case? A nuclear war head,very massive.The king of all joystick it literally depicts what kingsize means.Finally no homo just airing my view.
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by tical(m): 2:07pm On Apr 11, 2019
kingjoe:
is she referring to kizz Daniel. please help me tell musicians to fear God with their lyrics. I heard a little boy singing aloud."I want to use my ......to shift your womb permit me"
kizz Daniel you see your life? Read book u no gree grin
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 11, 2019
litaninja:
Of course. The person spoke as a typical Nigeria doctor will speak...with a huge and bloated ego, zero bedside manner, and disdain for people around them. They tend to act as small gods.
When we say, I will rock your world, of course we know whatever we do can't register on an actual seismic scale....but we say it anyways...
mumu doctor

envy for doctors is a trait exhibited by small minded people.it's not a good look for you.
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Konquest: 9:34pm On Apr 11, 2019
ahmedkoded95:
A popular Nigerian Medical doctor has taken to her twitter platform to school men who boast that the size of their eggplant can shift a woman’s womb.

Dr Olufunmilayo wrote:

During labour/delivery, When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”. Yet 95% of peni.s width is under 5cm. Beautiful delusion.

But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this” Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width penis that will make a difference? Lmao. Pls get the fvck.

Doctor this is not fair, stop attacking our ego as men” Ok let’s be serious. No sensible man should have ego built on sex or peni.s prowess. That’s ephemeral and daft. Build your ego, if you have to, on more serious and exemplary qualities. Not on numbers of “shifted wombs”…

And actually NO peni.s can ever actually shift a womb. To start with, very very few peni.s will even touch the cervix (the entrance of the womb) during sex. NOT to talk of hit it enough to have any impact on the womb. Let’s get serious. Womb shifting is a myth. Let’s drop it.

This is simple anatomy. And a touch of common sense. Nothing more. NO Peni.s can shift a womb. Quote me anywhere. And even if by any remote possibility there would be, maybe it’s the context of an adult man raping a toddler. Or something worse. But in normal situations? Nah.

Anatomically, during sex, the peni.s is mainly in the vagina doing an in-out movement repeatedly till orgasm. And that’s it. Very few people and very few times can it touch the cervix, if it ever does. And it will never be significant enough to cause a womb to shift. You get it?

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Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by litaninja(m): 11:29am On Apr 12, 2019
Lol....I'm accomplished in my chosen fields....I promise.
But, no need to take my word on behavioral tendencies of doctors. NL is a platform of Nigerians that have had interactions with these people, you can do a quick poll and judge for yourself.

funmisticqueen:
envy for doctors is a trait exhibited by small minded people.it's not a good look for you.
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Ijawblooded: 2:33pm On Apr 13, 2019
Go Bayelsa, ask of Dickson... I won't say more than that.

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