₦airaland Forum

I think say na figure of speech. E get people wey take am seriously

Blakjewelry:
I think the doc is a bit confused. she is talking about how wide is the cervix instead of talking about the length of the vagina. during sex, the penis do not enter the cervix but sometimes sexual position can lead to the penis hitting the cervix too hard which can lead to severe pain, I have notice that in many occasions that why they think its the womb that shifts. a simple search on Google about severe pain after sex can reveal same. so the length of the D can cause harm if not careful though after sometimes the woman body will adjust so I believe

she only talked about how wide the cervix becomes during childbirth which a joystick cannot accomplish. It was like an intro to the topic

Bbbwings:


Wetin consign you
We d womb shifters

don't exist

bentwood85:
You can't shift their womb, it is specifically proven....mind you, The womb is after the cervix....
Instead of u to focus on making your ex happy during sex, you are "dealing" with her (no wonder she fakes her CUM) ... You need to go and learn love making and forget about bragging how u dealt with a girl during sex..

Oga I no dey make mouth
Some of us are good
I used to have a 2hr Kamasutra video on sex
I learnt how to Bleep I don't just Bleep
If u doubt
Bring ya babe
She will leave u after one trial

ItzBIM:
Some Nigerians are ignorant and have taken it literally

Some Nigerians? I think it is most Nigerians. That is why the country is messed up.

Of course, it is anatomically impossible for a joystick to shift a womb.

The uterus is anchored by various ligaments , pelvic adnexa, and connective tissue.

To 'shift' a womb for whatever reason would require surgical disruption of these supports.

Had sex with my GF yesterday, after an intense thrusting that made me cum, she fell on the floor like someone under anointing (case of a shifted womb). She even told me that her stomach was turnionown

OboOlora:
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko

or odonti olushe

Guest007:
Said a small D man

the guy don knak you before, how come you know his manhood is small abi na cucumber fit enter your own

funmisticqueen:
Watch guys avoid this thread. But wait tho. Of course we know no man has the power to shift a womb, right?!

I thought the womb shifting thing was actually an expression meaning great sex. I never assumed people took the meaning literally.


Oh well. Never underestimate the ignorance and ego of Nigerians especially the men.

boiz don do you bad tinz
pele

OboOlora:
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko

so ogbontagiri oko ti yi ile omo tie si egbe
hmmm
10cm wide down there

Joromi12:
Ladies say they want big dick bt when e enter na cry

Ol' boy, na cry of joy o. Nor make mistake go remove am o.

bamidelee:
the guy don knak you before, how come you know his manhood is small
abi na cucumber fit enter your own

Small D spotted

Why is this paining you... can't you shift wombs? Pele

Guest007:
Small D spotted
Why is this paining you... can't you shift wombs? Pele

come to my aose in the evening lemme shift.your womb for you iberibe

bamidelee:
come to my aose in the evening lemme shift.your womb for you
iberibe

Go shift the one you came out off

dollarsplenty:
And we all know that those cries of "you have shifted my womb" by our ladies are all lies, since the head of babies are far bigger than the tips of pen.s. and pencils of our brothers.

lmao... Who are you

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See her blaming guys when Na them dey first acuse us of trying to shift their womb

Guest007:
Said a small D man

Dr. Olufunmilayo is F!

Mynd44:
Dr Olufunilayo is male

the wright up says order wise

tiredoflife:
Oga I no dey make mouth
Some of us are good
I used to have a 2hr Kamasutra video on sex
I learnt how to Bleep I don't just Bleep
If u doubt
Bring ya babe
She will leave u after one trial

Then your ex shouldn't have left u..

tiredoflife:
So if no man can shift a womb
What gives some ladies pains for days after sex that some have to visit ijaw women to rearrange them

Cos one of my ex had this issue after I dealt with her

Dyspareunia can be caused by factors like: vaginal dryness, stress, vaginismus, pelvic inflammatory disease,endometriosis, and many more factors and not necessarily because of ur D.

No shyte Sherlock Olufunilayo...
Can a dude really “paint the town red”?

I thought this Dr is a male, Wetin OP dey post?

tiredoflife:
So if no man can shift a womb
What gives some ladies pains for days after sex that some have to visit ijaw women to rearrange them

Cos one of my ex had this issue after I dealt with her

My goodness.

Ignorance is a bliss.

funmisticqueen:
what makes the doctor a ho Na? She was simply giving health education to the public.

I applaud her for shaking this table

I hope she can withstand this table she's shaking.

This one never see a curved long prick,Aswear,If dat thing hit you once,You go dey feel your spinal cord is broken,This one never watch porn oh,The way the ladies cry gan,You go know say something don do them

When you're so good in bed, ur girl will be saying things like this during sex: "comeon babe, finish me." Lol

sisisioge:


Well, I still say nah to the huge sticks as they cause more damage than good. No thank you!

hmmm
Interesting to know this.

Chachalogo:
When you're so good in bed, ur girl will be saying things like this during sex: "comeon babe, finish me." Lol

or baby rape me.

I sha know say I de reach last bustop