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You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 9:13pm On Apr 17, 2019
Guys please be sincere.
As for me i will jejely turn back oh

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Sirmuel1(m): 9:15pm On Apr 17, 2019
Oh boy, na to abandon the Bike, then run go the nearest house cheesy

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by ogtavia(m): 9:16pm On Apr 17, 2019
The earth is the Lord's and it's fullness thereof, the world and they who dwell therein. I will proceed prayerfully. Safety is of the Lord.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 9:18pm On Apr 17, 2019
ogtavia:
The earth is the Lord's and it's fullness thereof, the world and the who dwell therein. I will proceed prayerfully. Safety is of the Lord.
Heaven helps those who help themselves my brother

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by thesicilian: 9:19pm On Apr 17, 2019
Horn for her to leave the road na.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
thesicilian:
Horn for her to leave the road na.
What if she doesn't leave

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by mightyhaze: 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
Wili wili cheesy.


But seriously that would most likely be a lady in distress,. Perhaps losing her mind or sth

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by LuciferOverseer: 9:21pm On Apr 17, 2019
As far as I always carry a condom with me, I will accelerate.
I'm not one to run from free fvck.

Na she go run las las.



*spits angry

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by ifex370(m): 9:22pm On Apr 17, 2019
Edoloaded:

Heaven helps those who help themselves my brother

Looooooool. grin grin grin grin grin


My day is made.



I may probably remember I'm a christian after I've gone far sha...on gear 5

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by hisexcellency34: 9:22pm On Apr 17, 2019
Of course, increase the speed to 120 and clear the Afonjaic spirit off the goddam road

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by 9icest: 9:23pm On Apr 17, 2019
What if she just wants to have a nice and quiet conversation with you?

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by thesicilian: 9:24pm On Apr 17, 2019
Edoloaded:

What if she doesn't leave
There's enough space to manoeuvre past her. The truth is, if she's a spirit, there's nowhere you can run to. So just jejely go your way and pray she doesn't have your time.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by dollytino4real(f): 9:24pm On Apr 17, 2019
guy I no follow n.a. only me waka come

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by helinues: 9:25pm On Apr 17, 2019
He who finds a wife......

No toasting, no billing, free uncommon spiritual wife..

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by EASY39(m): 9:28pm On Apr 17, 2019
B-RUN SURE PASS,PDP osun party sectariate straight for imole to over shine the darkness their. #SENAdemolaIMOLEDGUV

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 17, 2019
No fear
Will crush her if she stands on my way.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by EbukaHades10(m): 9:40pm On Apr 17, 2019
She standing there like

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by ReneeNuttall(f): 9:45pm On Apr 17, 2019
I sha know that I will faint,wakeup and faint again....cuz my body will be too heavy to run.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by adonis89(m): 9:53pm On Apr 17, 2019
Just shout JESUS ,that stuff is gone

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by rex444(m): 10:06pm On Apr 17, 2019
And people dey find spirit wife upandan

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by gentleedu(m): 10:13pm On Apr 17, 2019
I will sing phynos song karashika as i hit her down

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Jman06(m): 10:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
Na to approach her and have a chat with her to probably know why she isn't resting in peace.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by codeSavant: 10:15pm On Apr 17, 2019
as konji de wire me so, na raping things ooo. I don't care if she's a ghost or whatever.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by GraveMan(m): 10:32pm On Apr 17, 2019
omo na to U turn dey go where i dey come from

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by IvarTheTerrible: 10:38pm On Apr 17, 2019
shocked

I remember vividly this happened to me one cold September night in Jalingo, Taraba.


I was drunk and driving my old Volkswagen Passat 1997 model when i saw this young lady by the side of the road at midnight.



hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... i screeched to a halt, i must have been doing 100km/hr and reversed to pick her up.

She was the most shapely lady my 30 year old eyes had EVER SEEN. My p3nis agreed silently in my trousers to that assessment


Cut long story short, i gave her a lift and while in the car, i managed to convince her to take a drink at my place before going home...

I went inside to pee and next thing i saw, this big breasted, big bakassied babe was lying spread-eagle on my bed shocked

Blood rushed into my head and other parts too. My brain screamed "NOOO!!!, ILLOGICAL" while

my diick disagreed saying " YES, SEXUAL"

Frozen to a spot, i happened to glance at my bedside mirror and i saw a rather hairy wolf-like beast lying on my bed shocked shocked shocked

I looked at the mirror....looked at her...repeated same and by the 3rd cycle, the wolf in the mirror smiled hungrily at me, licking its lips


I looked at her on the bed and my erection had long departed. She stared deep into my eyes.

That look of awareness, OF KNOWING undecided and began to stand up,....




To be continued shocked shocked shocked


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Mahsums: 10:43pm On Apr 17, 2019
I go knack am

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by vincentjk(m): 10:47pm On Apr 17, 2019
See funny comments lmao

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Okoroawusa: 10:57pm On Apr 17, 2019
I will just shout BLOOD OF CHISOS!

Then jejely faint....I cannot come n go n kill myself, biko

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Clemercy2: 10:57pm On Apr 17, 2019
Start blasting in tongues

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2019
mightyhaze:
Wili wili cheesy.


But seriously that would most likely be a lady in distress,. Perhaps losing her mind or sth
Maybe. What if she disappears and reappears near you?/Talk true, will you run? cheesy

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by Nobody: 11:22pm On Apr 17, 2019
Jman06:
Na to approach her and have a chat with her to probably know why she isn't resting in peace.
Hmm. That's a cool idea.

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Re: You're Going Home By 2.am And You See This On The Way What Will You Do by kunlesehan(m): 11:22pm On Apr 17, 2019
RUN!
Run it over or Run for your life.

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