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symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

helinues:
Ok. This is just half story.

If taken to station, then what?

encrypt:
It's not about Energy. You can't pull this move if you don't have the looks (wealthy/influential) to go with it.

You carry one weak mercedes 180 come dey talk ask your boys to escort me to station bros you go see Oba that day.

anonimi:
Is the Nigerian police not made up of Nigerians and operating in Nigeria which has been accepted by the most responsible public servant as being filled with fantastically corrupt hypocrites who make the country a shittyhole nation headed by a lifeless fellow
A sound mind exists in a healthy body. So also a rotten police can only exist in a shittyhole country. QED!
When we are ready to take action consistently in a persistent manner, we will fix our country and our police.


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AutoJoshNG:
An Anambra businessman whose name is Bona Okafor on Facebook and manager of Makua Maranatha Investment Limited in Awka shared his experience with the police on his way back to Awka from Enugu airport.

On his Facebook wall, he narrated his approach to the senior police officer when he asked him to pull over and present his vehicle particulars.

Read his side of the story below;

On my way to onitsha from Enugu Airport I was pulled over by the Police via Enugu-Onitsha express way. The senior officer requested for my Particulars, so I politely declined and told him to to send one of his officers to escort me to the station so I’ll show them my particulars. The inspector was curious so he asked in a low tone Who are you sir? I asked him not to worry when we get to the station he’ll have every detail he need. He then asked his men to “free this trouble man make him carry him trouble waka”. Please friends how am I a trouble maker?

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SOURCE: https://autojosh.com/anambra-businessman-police-particulars/

symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

helinues:
Ok. This is just half story.
If taken to station, then what?

eleojo23:
You have been conspicuously absent on this forum for a while....wetin happen?

anonimi:
Some mod banned me for over a year, presumably to make Bubu's reelection for next level hardship easier, and I could not be bothered to have an alternative moniker.

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, just look at the horse starring at the plastic chair like a dead zombie, and this pictures depicts what is wrong generally with the headquarters of poverty in the world, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, the horse is a dead mugu ;Dubai

BankyGee:
Nigerian policemen all have bent brains,
They should drop their guns and hold plastic plates let's just know they need money .
Comman beat me na, ayam in my house. I hate nonsenz

iammo:



If police dont check particulars and stay at check points, then when your car is stolen just say bye bye.. we need reforms and not outright cancellation

I remember when IGP MD Abubakar (dangote's in-law) Stopped Road blocks, check points and highway patrol, we celebrated and the kidnapers, highway bandits, one chance drivers all rejoice too and they showed us there is no vaccum in power, police leaves a spot, criminals take over.


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colestephan86:
Some police men won't fall for that shit. Just show them your papers and go your way I dare him to try that at a soldier check point.

iammo:



If police dont check particulars and stay at check points, then when your car is stolen just say bye bye.. we need reforms and not outright cancellation

I remember when IGP MD Abubakar (dangote's in-law) Stopped Road blocks, check points and highway patrol, we celebrated and the kidnapers, highway bandits, one chance drivers all rejoice too and they showed us there is no vaccum in power, police leaves a spot, criminals take over.


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symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

iammo:



If police dont check particulars and stay at check points, then when your car is stolen just say bye bye.. we need reforms and not outright cancellation

I remember when IGP MD Abubakar (dangote's in-law) Stopped Road blocks, check points and highway patrol, we celebrated and the kidnapers, highway bandits, one chance drivers all rejoice too and they showed us there is no vaccum in power, police leaves a spot, criminals take over.


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predatorX:
WRONG................POLICE LEAVES A SPOT, UnCloth THEIR UNIFORMS AND BECOME THE CRIMINALS, THEN TAKE OVER

DaBogu:
If you have helped ur ward to cheat Jamb, WAEC or Post UME

If you have paid bribe for employment

If you have dated a Yahoo Boy

If you have sold or pushed drugs

If you have driven against traffic

If you have bypassed ur prepaid PHCN meter

You are ONE of the problems of Naija

anonimi:
Na so we see am o, Oga.


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