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Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by dainformant(op): 7:17pm On Apr 26, 2019
A Nigerian woman has taken to social media to call out a man who allegedly did the unexpected after calling her via Facebook video call.

Maureen Azuka, a married woman who is based in Lagos state, revealed that one Francis Okeke called her on Facebook and flashed his private part in a bid to woo her.

Angered by the man's alleged action, Maureen took to Facebook to rain curses on him. Below is what she wrote;

Francis Okeke, I don't know who you are but I accepted your request because of your cover picture. But I don't know you are an idiot. Didn't you see married on my profile before sending friends request?

Why would you call me on Facebook video call showing me your mumu private thing?

Are you mad? What if I was with my husband when you called? Shebi it would've look like we are shagging each other before? And I thought is a customer and picked. You blocked me when I sent thunders to you. May that thunder still fire you wherever you are. May thunder fire that your P there. Animal.


See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/married-lady-reacts-after-man-called-her-on-facebook-and-flashed-his-manhood.html

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by MJBOLT: 7:25pm On Apr 26, 2019
the man na fool,that's how they go around disgracing men.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Richardonald(m): 7:28pm On Apr 26, 2019
I need to check if she is saying the truth..

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by MufasaRebirth: 7:32pm On Apr 26, 2019
Lol...why you no kukuma buy soap make you do normal....bros you just disgraced your family on Social media...
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 7:35pm On Apr 26, 2019
Many crazy stuffs happening mehn... Insanity of different levels everywhere cheesy
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Apr 26, 2019
Shhhh abeg make I hear word
Shey na the prick when me dey see every time on FB
Just ignore those jobless men imagine one say make I come Abuja come meet am make we flex mumu men��
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by IamPlato(m): 7:40pm On Apr 26, 2019
Share My Write Up "King And Queens" with Your Friends, let Men Have Sense...

I Do Not Know Why Lalasticlala Rejected It.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Officialgarri: 7:47pm On Apr 26, 2019
The man has low self esteem for revealing his honorable dick to this kind of woman..
Can't he find a good looking woman to show his dick to?

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by SageMK:
PUBLIC NOTICE

The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól.

We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department.

Long live VCAN!

SIGN
Management.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Apr 26, 2019
Stupid men everywhere. If you are feeling "somehow", wait till 12 midnight, buy airtel 250mb for 25 naira or mtn 500 mb for 50 naira, go to xvideos, type kira noir or asa akira, rub Vaseline for hand, after 10 minutes you go pour akamu.......konji don end. Foolish men disgracing us.

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by iTearHerToto: 8:07pm On Apr 26, 2019
Wetin Konsign me

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by frbona: 8:24pm On Apr 26, 2019
Zhegx:
Stupid men everywhere. If you are feeling "somehow", wait till 12 midnight, buy airtel 250mb for 25 naira or mtn 500 mb for 50 naira, go to xvideos, type kira noir or asa akira, rub Vaseline for hand, after 10 minutes you go pour akamu.......konji don end. Foolish men disgracing us.
you get sense
Better sense
Real sense...........because flesh and blood never revealed this to you
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by MissRaine69(f): 8:25pm On Apr 26, 2019
You block and you go and make a cup of coffee. Then think about what you are going to eat for dinner. Cause you will get many more dick pics/calls as long as you use social media.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Halezis(m): 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2019
Janemaries:
Shhhh abeg make I hear word
Shey na the prick when me dey see every time on FB
Just ignore those jobless men imagine one say make I come Abuja come meet am make we flex mumu men��
Wow. Check well, maybe you placed a prick advertisement. Lmao
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by ozy4christ(f): 9:17pm On Apr 26, 2019
someone showed me that stuff on video call one day and I was like does this thing happens,jess.just blocked him ASAP.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by StarUp: 10:02pm On Apr 26, 2019
Hmmn, looks like social media is doing more harm than good these days...mean while...

Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 10:03pm On Apr 26, 2019
What joy does a man get from flashing his joystick grin grin I prefer him flashing it in person



PS Nigerian guys try to be romantic when hitting up a lady, but Indian guys are the worst, common hacking group I joined on Whatsapp some indian guy then sent me dick pics 8secs after
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by LANDLORD72: 10:03pm On Apr 26, 2019
NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, morning cry...

13. At 40, God whyhuh

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

#copied
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 10:03pm On Apr 26, 2019
Yen yen yen.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by nkwuocha: 10:03pm On Apr 26, 2019
Some men are just plain silly.He could have cause a dissolution of marriage.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by TRCdesigns: 10:04pm On Apr 26, 2019
See idiot... He dey flash private part when rich guys even get attention they don't even want... It is better for him to work hard to get money first.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by wink2015(m): 10:05pm On Apr 26, 2019
What is video call?

Me I no know facebook O!
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by nkwuocha: 10:06pm On Apr 26, 2019
LANDLORD72:
NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, morning cry...

13. At 40, God whyhuh

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

#copied
And a man at 40 without a roof over is head is called what? Do you know how many hopeless men roaming the streets these days? Suffer and regrets is not gender specific. Stop making fun of peoples misfortune.
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Apr 26, 2019
what is joystick? I hate that word, Preeq is Preeq…….lets call a spade a spade for once
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by LANDLORD72: 10:07pm On Apr 26, 2019
dainformant:
A Nigerian woman has taken to social media to call out a man who allegedly did the unexpected after calling her via Facebook video call.

Maureen Azuka, a married woman who is based in Lagos state, revealed that one Francis Okeke called her on Facebook and flashed his private part in a bid to woo her.

Angered by the man's alleged action, Maureen took to Facebook to rain curses on him. Below is what she wrote;

Francis Okeke, I don't know who you are but I accepted your request because of your cover picture. But I don't know you are an idiot. Didn't you see married on my profile before sending friends request?

Why would you call me on Facebook video call showing me your mumu private thing?

Are you mad? What if I was with my husband when you called? Shebi it would've look like we are shagging each other before? And I thought is a customer and picked. You blocked me when I sent thunders to you. May that thunder still fire you wherever you are. May thunder fire that your P there. Animal.


See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/04/married-lady-reacts-after-man-called-her-on-facebook-and-flashed-his-manhood.html
Why did you accept his request when you know you are a married woman ashawo married woman
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by danilmo: 10:07pm On Apr 26, 2019
NCAN.. grin

Igbos always in for bad news
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by LANDLORD72: 10:08pm On Apr 26, 2019
nkwuocha:
And a man at 40 without a roof over is head is called what? Do you know how many hopeless men roaming the streets these days? Suffer and regrets is not gender specific. Stop making fun of peoples misfortune.
Is called fool @ 40
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by FreemanUYB(m): 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2019
show us the joy stick to be sure oo
Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by sprints1: 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2019
SageMK:
PUBLIC NOTICE

The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól.

We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department.

Long live VCAN!

SIGN
Management.
you go sabi write cover letter and memo... lols
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