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A mild drama broke out at a South African court, after a Zulu man accused of impregnating a woman shocked the jury with his testimony.

The man who was confused of how the lady got pregnant and gave birth to triplets, was heard fuming;

They had only one round, one position, one minute and three babies no way, she's lying.

The jury suddenly became dumbfounded with the man's testimony.

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/man-accused-of-impregnating-a-lady-shocks-court-says-1-round-cant-make-a-baby/

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Unlikely to be a Nigerian. Nigerians are not this dumb.

One round can't make a baby but 40 sec. man made one and micro pènis pastor made 5.
Issorite.

Looking at her face...she wan hang am 4 d guy head.desperate chick...since the guy no wan say"will you marry me" na e she come up with"i don get belle".

thesicilian:
Unlikely to be a Nigerian. Nigerians are not this dumb.

Must be SA, see their head.

the guy is just a comedian.

Funny guy

But seriously something's can pain o. Imagine the efforts wey you take collect girl number,toast her toast her scope her. Wine her ,take her out,convince her friends,calls as in calls and plenty calls just to form loving you before you manage deceive her enter house. From there the stress to decieve her enter bed. From there again to smooch and press and coerce before she go open her gates. When she come manage open gates you go come insert sim small shuku sheka you don pour akamu. All the stress just to do one minute and thats all.

E can pain. Na wetin this man dey talk be that.

Na why people like hoelowsho. hoelowsho wey you go just call give her small bar she go do first one,pump your preeq so that e go stand right for national anthem,she go still speak to mike join. Even wait for as long as you want.

LMAO

thesicilian:
Unlikely to be a Nigerian. Nigerians are not this dumb.

Read again

"A mild drama broke out at a South African court, after a Zulu man accused of impregnating a woman"

I'm not sure you read.


Nonsense and Watford

Did he skip biology classes or something?

I round = 1 million sperms

My ovaries

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They had only one round, one position, one minute and three babies no way, she's lying.

Funny man

How many rounds him think for give Am Triplets

I'm deadass laughing at this! Dude is shocked that he's a father to triplet now! "Did you cum or not" will be my deciding question if I were the judge.

iTearHerToto:
Read again

"A mild drama broke out at a South African court, after a Zulu man accused of impregnating a woman"

I'm not sure you read.


Nonsense and Watford

I hope you are not a Nigerian, cos that would mean I'll have to correct my initial impression that Nigerians are not dumb.

Am telling u, 40 secs can make a baby, ask tonto and churchill for more info.

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Lol

Lol

Wow. This is actually shocking but it is very possible.

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