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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:19pm On May 23, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
In what place does Wednesday comes after Thursday? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:44pm On May 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

In what place does Wednesday comes after Thursday? undecided
In the dictionary grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:08am On May 24, 2019
A girl decided to tell her parents a story during dinner...
Girl: Mummy, as I was coming back from the school, I saw daddy... cool cool
Mum: You saw daddy doing what? undecided undecided
Dad: Shut up! Don't talk with food in your mouth! angry
Girl: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Œ
Mom: Talk, my dear, I'm listening smiley
Girl: I saw daddy taking a lady into the bush, and they started doing... smiley smiley
Dad: I said don't talk with food in your mouth! angry angry angry .
Girl: embarassed embarassed
Mum: Let her talk dear. Baby I'm listening jarey wink
Girl: They started doing what you used to do with the gateman when daddy is not around smiley smiley
Mum: Come on, Shut up! Don't talk with food in your mouth! grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by McRhelax: 7:26pm On May 24, 2019
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:09pm On May 24, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- In the dictionary!


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:14pm On May 24, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Why do time fly? undecided grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:52pm On May 24, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why do time fly? undecided grin
Cos you threw your watch out the door...


Im a rapper bruh
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op):
pu7pl3:
Cos you threw your watch out the door...


Im a rapper bruh
WRONG! grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:10pm On May 24, 2019
BankyGee:
[b]WRONG! grin grin
Cos you threw it out the window?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:56pm On May 25, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Because you threw your watch out of the window


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
señor pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:01pm On May 25, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What name can you give to a sleeping bull? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:04pm On May 25, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Because you threw your watch out of the window


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
señor pupl3!
*Claps, cheers*
grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:05pm On May 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What name can you give to a sleeping bull? undecided
A bulldozer
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:36pm On May 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What name can you give to a sleeping bull? undecided
grin bulldozer grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op):
BankyGee is feeling sad cry with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonScoolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY embarassed embarassed


Today makes it exactly...






























3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...














































That a mango seller ran away with my change angry angry angry

TO BE CONTINUED_

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by JasonScoolari: 10:55pm On May 25, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling sad cry with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonS..coolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY embarassed embarassed


Today makes it exactly...






























3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...














































That a mango seller ran away with my change angry angry angry

TO BE CONTINUED_
Lol, you got me there bro. grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:07pm On May 25, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, you got me there bro. grin
grin cool grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:34pm On May 25, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling sad cry with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonScoolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY embarassed embarassed
No

Today makes it exactly...






























3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...














































That a mango seller ran away with my change angry angry angry

TO BE CONTINUED_
Mad grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emiron18(m): 12:41am On May 26, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 3:36pm On May 26, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling sad cry with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonScoolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY embarassed embarassed


Today makes it exactly...






























3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...














































That a mango seller ran away with my change angry angry angry

TO BE CONTINUED_
grin this BankyGee sef grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:09pm On May 26, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A bulldozer


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:29pm On May 26, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

It begins with 'P', ends with 'E' and has over 1000 letters.

What is it? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:51pm On May 26, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

It begins with 'P', ends with 'E' and has over 1000 letters.

What is it? undecided
Postoffice
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by peterfada2: 11:01am On May 27, 2019
Police Brutalize Callers Seeking for Help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frfPGSh10Ts
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:14am On May 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

It begins with 'P', ends with 'E' and has over 1000 letters.

What is it? undecided
post office
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:30pm On May 27, 2019
A post office
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:27pm On May 27, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Post office


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:37pm On May 27, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Which is swifter, HEAT or COLD? undecided
Give your reasons.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:34pm On May 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Which is swifter, HEAT or COLD? undecided
Give your reasons.
cold cos it always catches you
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:01am On May 28, 2019
pu7pl3:
cold cos it always catches you
WRONG!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emiron18(m): 12:50am On May 28, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:11am On May 28, 2019
The way some cars in Nigeria look like ehn undecided undecided



If you drive it to a petrol station, they'll direct you to where they sell kerosene grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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