Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? - Romance (5)

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by Wahleehk10: 10:46am On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

What? 2 straight hours? And I suppose that'd be 5/7 or 6/7 or probably 7/7 days huh?

And the part where u said u r a virgin... Hmmmm, God is watching you on 3D.

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by Wahleehk10: 11:01am On May 26, 2019

2buffagain:
Are there still niqqas who don't eat pucci?

All These 10 second complaints will be non-existent if all the niqqa even does is eat it.

Some puccy can't be eaten cuz the stench alone can cause heart attack. The ones without stench however taste real good.

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by Festiko: 11:06am On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

Quickly run back to your English teacher.... You missed some classes

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by lochi01(m): 11:17am On May 26, 2019

dfrost:
How possible for a guy to last only 45 secs? 45 secs only?

NOT possible.

Over possible.. some last only 15 sec.

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by ohosi4real(m): 11:24am On May 26, 2019

Not possible, there is no 40 sec man on Earth

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by aguiyi2: 11:36am On May 26, 2019

dfrost:
How possible for a guy to last only 45 secs? 45 secs only?

NOT possible.

Some Guys come before the main action sef.

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by MONIKERREVEALER: 12:22pm On May 26, 2019

2buffagain:
Are there still niqqas who don't eat pucci?

All These 10 second complaints will be non-existent if all the niqqa even does is eat it.

congrats as you eat your way to throat cancer mr modern man!!!

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by bigprojectng: 12:28pm On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

EPIC INDEED

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by consultancy: 1:22pm On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

close ur mouth quickly. you have very terrible grammar for a lady angry

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by okj123(m): 1:22pm On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

The funny thing is that; there is solution to such kinda problem if you find yourself in that category. there are herbal medications your partner can take and he will last as long as 30-45 minutes at a go without releasing.. No side effects.

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by 2buffagain(m): 1:52pm On May 26, 2019

MONIKERREVEALER:
congrats as you eat your way to throat cancer mr modern man!!!

MouthAction does not cause oral cancer you idiot.

HPV does, which you will also get From kissing the person if they have it. ABI you won't kiss your wife? Cave cow.

The point is make sure your wife doesn't have any of all that and you'll be fine. Eat her pucci till she turns stupid each time grin

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by MONIKERREVEALER: 2:23pm On May 26, 2019

as I said, congrats mr modern man. I didn't even know you were a doctor as well!!!

why not go and deliver this your lecture to the veteran actor, Michael Douglas, who contracted throat cancer from eating no less a Hollywood diva than his partner Catherine Zeta Jones!!!

I am sure you have more money than both of them put together and can afford to provide your wife with much better healthcare than these two Hollywood superstars could ever afford!!!

2buffagain:
MouthAction does not cause oral cancer you idiot.

HPV does, which you will also get From kissing the person if they have it. ABI you won't kiss your wife? Cave cow.

The point is make sure your wife doesn't have any of all that and you'll be fine. Eat her pucci till she turns stupid each time

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by 2buffagain(m): 3:15pm On May 26, 2019

MONIKERREVEALER:
as I said, congrats mr modern man. I didn't even know you were a doctor as well!!!

why not go and deliver this your lecture to the veteran actor, Michael Douglas, who contracted throat cancer from eating no less a Hollywood diva than his partner Catherine Zeta Jones!!!

I am sure you have more money than both of them put together and can afford to provide your wife with much better healthcare than these two Hollywood superstars could ever afford!!!

Hollywood is a cesspool of filth and debauchery. Every body sleeps around, married or not. Catherine Zeta Jones or both of them gave themselves HPV or whatever triggered his issues.

Either way an STD caused his problem, not the specific act of giving oral to his wife.

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by Amanda4life: 3:44pm On May 26, 2019

[quote author=Sluacoast post=78722938]So if the man sex in 10sec and then cum. You'd classify that also as sex. I think you are still a virgin and you shouldn't be in this forum. Your remark concerning this epic topic is of low influence. Well. When a man cums. The sex is over. Or you are even a suppose 10 seconds man that's why you are ignorantly in support of this retarded attitude. Any man in this state shouldn't hesitate to go for a medical checks. And look for solutions to his poorly contribution to their marital life. Cause definitely your wife must cheat. In as much as she forces a fake orgasm to make you feel big. Go step up your game man, if not another man would destroy what you heavily paid for. [/quote

Bros not every wife will cheat.

I think its what someone set her mind on in this life.
Im bothered about how o can raise champions, and make money.
Sex should not be everything in life.

Wether 2 seconds or 1 second so long as you are able to make baby with it its okay.

If there is understand ing you can get a vibrator to add up

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by felinko(m): 4:22pm On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

But horse dey last just 2 seconds na...d animal is big for nutin

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by felinko(m): 4:23pm On May 26, 2019

dfrost:
How possible for a guy to last only 45 secs? 45 secs only?

NOT possible.

Very possible

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by ladyGKilaBCrueD(f): 6:14pm On May 26, 2019

what did I did huh

consultancy:
close ur mouth quickly. you have very terrible grammar for a lady

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by Eldavis(m): 7:45pm On May 26, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

Aaaah 2hrs kor 2hrs ni.... Alna no go chop or go work abi??

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by skylowlow: 11:24am On May 27, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
what did I did

Crucie...
How yankee nau tongue

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by bukatyne(f): 11:37am On May 27, 2019

I think these jokes are actually in bad taste.

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by sweetilicious(f): 9:40pm On May 27, 2019

XaintJoel20:
Reasons are numerous while Nigerian could possibly slide into a fourth world country.
Some times when I remember what majority of the youths of this country do on social media, my belief in Nigeria's retrogression is certained .
While youths of developed and developing countries are doing more research on how advance, Nigerian youths spend time on frivolities.
It's sad...

Exactly.No innovation just sex.I want to leave this country

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Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by ladyGKilaBCrueD(f): 11:23am On May 29, 2019

skylowlow:
Crucie...
How yankee nau

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by skylowlow: 7:30pm On May 29, 2019

ladyGKilaBCrueD:

Troublemaker.. tongue

Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by 2buffagain(m): 8:35pm On Nov 12, 2021*

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

This is why no experienced man makes noise about virgin this virgin that. Virgins are clueless, and generally come with stupid, porn-fueled expectations.

Also, you are not a virgin if you have torn your hymen with cucumber. I have seen all sorts calling themselves virgin... same person using 16 inch dildos. That just makes you a loser no man deemed worthy enough to go through the trouble of f*cking.

If you want to be a virgin, be a virgin.
Hymen intact, teachable, no wild loser-esque expectations, etc.... for whatever it's worth anyway.

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