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:oSo yours faithfully got invited by my fiancé’s dad. Just to see the fwesh dude harvesting his daughter.


I hate that kinda meeting with older people concerning a relationship. I hope he doesn’t engage me with Nigeria’s problems when I get there. Me sef don tire to discuss about Nigeria.


So I said to myself, roll puff and I go Dey alright. This time, I didn’t smoke it, I drank it, prepared weed and peak milk. (Don’t ask me how)


So after every, I drove out looking fly, getting there I met in-law to be with another man with a shining bald head sitting outside and discussing. I introduced myself and stood a little close to the man while looking directly at his bald head. There was chair to sit but I was taught not to sit while elders are sitting. Instead, I stand, fold my hands to the back and receive their words of wisdom.


After like 10min of questions and answers and queries and discussions. My head started turning on it’s own. I couldn’t stop staring at the mans bald head, it started looking like mango, I tried to look away but it wasn’t working, I’ll look away for some seconds and take a glimpse again. It got to a point the bald head started looking more like advocado pear.

There I was holding back a very big laugh. I couldn’t talk again coz if I open that mouth Na laugh go come out. Later one evil mind told me to tap the bald head, rub it and make a joke of it (my fathers age mate, older than my fathers sef) what I wanted to say was “hmmm, oga see your head” then rub it and tap it.


Na God save me shar, another meeting has been fixed for me to create a better impression. This time, in-law to be wants to be sure I’m normal.

Idiat!...you no fit make heaven...I swear down..lol

Lols... U don escape dat one maybe next one u no go escape am.

I don't understand So the experience doesn't include slapping the head, why is it here then?

This got me laughing hard

Hahahaha!!!

Guy u funny sha

You got jokes mehn... Haven't laughed this much since the turn of the year.

Avocado whaaaattt?

Hahahaha... This got me rotfl..

Op u for check d avocado pear well na

Nice one mehn got me cracked up.....that sensation hmmmmmmm bloody

Why u no eat the avocado pear naw

weed

Baba you don make me dey laff here like I'm mad.everyone is just looking at me but I don't care
I am your kinda person too!we just don't give a Bleep

Stupidity

I wish weed can still give me this kinda trips...but baba don abuse am tired..

This shot has navigated right into my heart.

Ha

OMG. guy no kee person pikin with laugh

dazzlingd:
OMG. guy no kee person pikin with laugh

aswear the nigga is hella funny...keep it coming bro