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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:35pm On Jun 06, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- They've both stopped quacking

No winners for today
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:26pm On Jun 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I?

shadow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:32pm On Jun 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I?

A shadow

Im getting sloppy...i need to up my game grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:08pm On Jun 06, 2019

pu7pl3:
A shadow
Im getting sloppy...i need to up my game

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:23pm On Jun 06, 2019

[quote author=BankyGee post=79088693][/quote]you trust me abi?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:27pm On Jun 06, 2019*

pu7pl3:
you trust me abi?

Sure... That's why I'd tell you that your answer is wrong. I thought you'd get the answer without reading the question seff... But I still trust you... Think pu7pl3, think!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:43pm On Jun 06, 2019

BankyGee:
Sure... That's why I'd tell you that your answer is wrong. I thought you'd get the answer without reading the question seff... But I still trust you... Think pu7pl3, think!

wait i failed this one again?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:53pm On Jun 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I?

A pair of glasses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:58pm On Jun 06, 2019

pu7pl3:
A pair of glasses

Still WRONG

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:12am On Jun 07, 2019

BankyGee:
Still WRONG

We wont sleep this night oo grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:15am On Jun 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I?

An alarm clock

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:15am On Jun 07, 2019

tell me im wrong again

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emiron18(m): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2019

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:20pm On Jun 07, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- A Clock

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:30pm On Jun 07, 2019

dimelo:
BankyGee
anytime I don't get it right
just declare the riddle inconclusive or else...

who's this one tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:36pm On Jun 07, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:46pm On Jun 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

he's always turning from one side to the other undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:49pm On Jun 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Cos he lies on one side and turns around and lies on another

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Adejal: 8:53pm On Jun 07, 2019

Because he's a talkative

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 1:46pm On Jun 08, 2019

How A Professor Explained Marketing Concepts To A Class

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you walk up to her and say, "I'm very rich, marry me."
That's direct marketing. grin

You are at a party with your friends and you see a gorgeous girl, one of your friends goes up to her pointing at you; "He is rich, marry him."
That's advertising. grin

You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl, she walks up to you and says, "you are rich, can you marry me?"
That's brand recognition. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her and say, "I'm rich, marry me," and she gives you a hard slap!
That's customer's feedback. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you walk up to her and say, "I'm rich, marry me," and she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her, before you say "I'm rich marry me," your wife arrives.
That's reconstruction of entry into new market. grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 4:13pm On Jun 08, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

he doesnt stay on one side for long

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:34pm On Jun 08, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Because he lies on one side, then turn around and lies on the other

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3! (Hit the nail on the head! )
wizi44! (Incomplete answer though )
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:37pm On Jun 08, 2019

Adejal:
Because he's a talkative

WRONG answer bro wink

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:43pm On Jun 08, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:24pm On Jun 08, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones?

Drop clues jare...this one looks international amd ive never left naija grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:11am On Jun 09, 2019

pu7pl3:
Drop clues jare...this one looks international amd ive never left naija

Answers are in the question bro... Just think hard.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones?

Cos they stole the idea?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones?

Or cos russia is colder?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 4:21pm On Jun 09, 2019

Maybe cos the two s'es in brass corresponds with the two in Russia and the one in steel goes with the one Austria

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